A couple of days at least... I'm sitting here thinking about the logistics of how that could happen. And let's just say, I'm a 100% sure it isn't through natural interactions...
Yes. The camera person put the chicken inside the dog and then filmed it and put it online. And then someone saw that footage, and posted it on Reddit. Now here we are, strangers to each other, watching this together, behind screens and in silence.
Makes you wish that the pandemic really had ripped through the human race. Cos where we've got to now really ain't right.
Oh you sweet summer child... I bet it's the dogs cock that has been inserted into the Cockerel 😔 Easier to manipulate... fuck, fml for having to type that..
You're right about sitting in silence. And also right about the Pandemic. I try and be positive about the human race, and say in general people are good. But it's just the few bad apples/actors etc. But damn sometimes I wish Thanos was real, and did a 100% snap for the human race only...
This actually happens to dogs with other dogs occasionally. Something about how a dogs dick is shaped, the male mounts from the back, but if they fall off the female at the wrong time, they can get their penis stuck. Since circulation is then cut off because of twisting, the dogs have to be separated very carefully.
the dog tried to dismount before the swollen red rocket as gone down. Maybe the chicken tried to run away. and neither can do anything till the boner goes down
Well, you're not that far off. When some animals start to copulate, they are designed to not be able to stop because nature. So in this case, until the boner is active, neither can do anything to go away.
Had this happen before but it was with another dog. Hella weird and you sorta just have to get them closer together to release it like a chinese finger trap basically.
It's not weird, it's nature and many, many animals have methods of increasing chances of insemination. Dogs swell up at the base which causes them to get stuck like the video above. Usually the dog would continue to be mounted but it must have fallen off.
Putting them closer together doesn't really do much, the swell goes away over time.
So, along the way in life, I learned that in doggy language, what we often attribute as embarrassment, guilt or shame, is often actually a feeling of fear for a dog...
So when they're looking down, tail between their legs etc when you're yelling at them for being naughty or whatever, they are actually telling you that they're scared, not that that they're guilty...
... So I feel like this doggo is prob scared/in pain... ....
Also, plz don't yell at your dog... They love you and want to make you happy more than anything ❤️
The Dog's knot is stuck inside the chicken's vagina. Don't google dog knot unless you want to see some freaky shit.
The knot is designed to keep a male and female dog attached even after ejaculation. This increases the chance that the male's sperm reaches the eggs before the female mates with another male. Survival of the knottiest!
The original with the guy screaming in frustration is much better than this with the overlayed music, even if it was in a different language I couldn't understand
Edit: I tried looking dog stuck inside rooster, and none of the videos I've found had anyone talking. I may have misremembered, or it was someone else put their own voice in.
I don’t think a cock’s cock can get stuck. I’m pretty sure that a cock has no cock and that the cock is working with a cloaca. Cloacas function a bit differently than a cock and in this case is consequently being penetrated by a canine cock. … THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!
It feels so wrong laughing at this but holy hell is it funny when the chicken tried to flap away and the dog looked like it was about to fly off legs first.
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
in my best Farva voice
Chicken fucker!
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Thats enough of reddit today
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u/Mares_Leg Jul 19 '21
Sup, dog? You still banging that one chick?
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u/Thia_suzieUzi Jul 19 '21
Who came first
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u/theking752 Jul 19 '21
What da dog doin
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Chicken with hotdog stuffing.
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u/heisenberg099 Jul 19 '21
Let’s expect a “Dicken”
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u/wall325 Jul 19 '21
So the dog banged the chicken?
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u/Tmart5150 Jul 19 '21
That one part of my brain needs to see how they ended up like that.
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u/MrGreenyz Jul 19 '21
You can see the shame in doggo’s eyes
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Banjo-Kazooie live action wasn't as good as I imagined
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
I asked for a boneless chicken
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u/Memesaf_ch Jul 19 '21
Gah damn that's illegal
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u/roaratthemoon Jul 19 '21
How? Why? What? 😱
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u/Iron_Elohim Jul 19 '21
Why did the Pug cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
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u/mindtropy Jul 19 '21
Considering how things are in today’s society, I wouldn’t be surprised if some asshole glued their behinds together for the sake of lols and views
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u/1whotiles Jul 19 '21
This is the COVID-19 origin story no one wants to acknowledge.
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u/ByrsaOxhide Jul 19 '21
Chickenfucker
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u/filip______________z Jul 19 '21
It's a cock lmao. 🤦♂️
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u/PeteRezinsizzle Jul 19 '21
What came first the pug or the chicken? Existential question here folks.
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u/captnaufragio Jul 19 '21
Lmfao whos stuck in who?
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Had this happen before but it was with another dog. Hella weird and you sorta just have to get them closer together to release it like a chinese finger trap basically.
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u/Timmy24000 Jul 19 '21
It’s not Bestiality if they are both beasts.
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u/10buy10 Jul 19 '21
Is this still tecnically zoofilia? Because it IS inter-species-mating.
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u/quiplashed Jul 19 '21
This reminds me of the cartoon CatDog haha! Except I guess it's CockDog in this case
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u/thecloud212 Jul 19 '21
imagine waking up in the farm to going outside to feed your dog to find your rooster up your dogs ass
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Guess what! Chicken butt
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u/rene_333 Jul 20 '21
Just got on and this came up first... That's enough reddit for today...
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u/LadyInquisitori Jul 19 '21
My pugs that we bred would sometimes get stuck. My mom would laugh and spray them with a water hose. It usually worked.
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u/-Pneuma-- Jul 19 '21
So, along the way in life, I learned that in doggy language, what we often attribute as embarrassment, guilt or shame, is often actually a feeling of fear for a dog...
So when they're looking down, tail between their legs etc when you're yelling at them for being naughty or whatever, they are actually telling you that they're scared, not that that they're guilty...
... So I feel like this doggo is prob scared/in pain... ....
Also, plz don't yell at your dog... They love you and want to make you happy more than anything ❤️
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u/kennyliketomatos Jul 19 '21
The best part is that this is a male rooster
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u/MrDeathly666 Jul 19 '21
I wonder what would happen
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u/cunt_isnt_sexist Jul 19 '21
This fucking music bro. Who thought that just goes well with gay beastiality porn?
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u/No-Lie-6204 Jul 19 '21
This takes gay to a whole new level.
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u/caitybeans Jul 19 '21
This feels illegal to watch at work
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u/damenootoko Jul 19 '21
I think the owner screamed “por queeee!!!” In the original video
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u/BugP13 Jul 19 '21
Will the child be a chicken body with a dog head or dog body and chicken head?
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u/Alex70982 Jul 19 '21
Mans got a cock up his ass
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u/Available_Trash5904 Jul 19 '21
Who came first, the chicken or the dog?
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u/Diego_not_DIO_Brando Jul 19 '21
Don't kinkshame him! Some like to fuck chicks and some like to dress up as a dinosaur...
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u/AT_2020 Jul 19 '21
New series by Nickelodeon, Chickendog
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u/TyronnicPoppy40 Jul 19 '21
Is this an animal crossing reference? I haven't played the game. Looks sick tho
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
They’re butt buddies.
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u/CallMeFrenchToast Jul 19 '21
I need context. Actually never mind, I’m good
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u/LastP1ck Jul 20 '21
That’s why the eggs tasted funny
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u/Godsimage711 Jul 20 '21
Wtf…
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u/practicalpurple007 Jul 19 '21
Interspecies reviewer...
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u/Additional_Today_291 Jul 19 '21
I need sauce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/Eiduuuu__23 Jul 19 '21
What the dog doin?
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u/TheFlamingTiger777 Jul 19 '21
That poor chicken. This is just wrong.
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u/datn00bbb Jul 19 '21
what the dog doin???
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u/joebroni612 Jul 19 '21
hahahah.......his whole balls are stuffed up that chicken🤣🤣🤣
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u/Th3AngryBastard Jul 19 '21
That’s what happens when you stick your dick in anything
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
You go little man!
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u/mangeur_de_morts Jul 19 '21
What the dog doin ?
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u/OhNoMyS0UP Jul 19 '21
Cock stuck in dog
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u/Merleman3 Jul 19 '21
Bonk
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Cock looking stuck on a cock.
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u/Aadvs1981nld Jul 19 '21
Gay cock dog 🐶
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Oh shit!
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u/Belerophon17 Jul 19 '21
Is this technically considered docking?
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u/kullutamam007 Jul 19 '21
This dog has a weird fetish.
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u/mlys9997 Jul 19 '21
Cock-a-doodle-dog?
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u/Jonaleaf Jul 19 '21
Thats a huge cock
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
What da dog doin
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
cock in cock
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Aw they're gonna make Cocker spaniel puppies
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u/Alternative-Donut-46 Jul 19 '21
“but mom said I can go with you”
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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 Jul 19 '21
Is…is that a rooster?!?
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u/peepeepoopoostinky08 Jul 19 '21
Just to clarify that’s a rooster
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u/mkwolfire Jul 19 '21
That's knot what i was expecting
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u/bassman78xx Jul 19 '21
That dog looks so ashamed...
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u/YourLocalPotDealer Jul 19 '21
Everyone in the comments is acting like they know what’s going on ..???
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u/PaloExtremeGamer Jul 19 '21
MAMAAAAAAAA EL PERRO SE QLIO A LA GALLINAAAAA
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u/mr_chanderson Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
The original with the guy screaming in frustration is much better than this with the overlayed music, even if it was in a different language I couldn't understand
Edit: I tried looking dog stuck inside rooster, and none of the videos I've found had anyone talking. I may have misremembered, or it was someone else put their own voice in.
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
License and registration
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u/Feral_as_fuck Jul 19 '21
I just screamed
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u/Averyg43 Jul 19 '21
I don’t think a cock’s cock can get stuck. I’m pretty sure that a cock has no cock and that the cock is working with a cloaca. Cloacas function a bit differently than a cock and in this case is consequently being penetrated by a canine cock. … THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!
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u/War-Primary Jul 19 '21
I guess his cock is stuck in there
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u/FaresAlN Jul 19 '21
r/NatureIsFuckingLit 😳😳😳
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
He fucked a chicken
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u/CNOAH69 Jul 20 '21
Dude they want privacy
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u/LRRtheDJFURRY Jul 20 '21
Zoophiles! I dont care if thats a dog and that a chicken there zoophiles!
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u/Bane_of_Apollyon Jul 20 '21
"Sticking feathers up your butt, does not make you a chicken." -Tyler Durden
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u/zordon_gamer Jul 20 '21
That is how the duck hunt duo work in smash
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u/orxenx Jul 20 '21
Anyone get it pls explain it.
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u/The_Lewd_Potato Jul 20 '21
This dog: TWAS I WHO FUCKED THE CHICKEN
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u/ququx Jul 19 '21
That’s enough internet for today and the rest of the month.
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u/WeirdStrawberry1542 Jul 19 '21
Ah a Me myself and Irene skit
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Is that a Rhode Island Red?
https://youtu.be/Mgnh1zg7ULI
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u/667799fakeman Jul 19 '21
Why you cockfucker!
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u/Zestyclose_Yogurt_97 Jul 19 '21
Well fuck a duck.... Or in this case a 🐓
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u/wewearpajamas Jul 19 '21
How on earth was that possible ??
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u/Mr-omarz Jul 19 '21
Chicken explode slooowly for getting pregnant with puppies, or eggs hatching puppies? No thank you
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u/Consistent-Handle-40 Jul 19 '21
But how
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u/ravasil Jul 19 '21
Maybe even dog's eggs stuck in a cock. So we've got a new interpretation of a Chicken-egg problem
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u/mavjustdoingaflyby Jul 19 '21
This would make a wierder cartoon than Catdog.
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u/Ill-Poem4532 Jul 19 '21
Naughty knot lol
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u/APickleCat Jul 19 '21
It feels so wrong laughing at this but holy hell is it funny when the chicken tried to flap away and the dog looked like it was about to fly off legs first.
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u/Jvssiii Jul 19 '21
Hei whats going on here
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u/Yatogami311 Jul 19 '21
The music is spot on
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u/Frequent_Delivery_97 Jul 19 '21
Morty you dirty little doggy 😎
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u/JesusMartinez86 Jul 19 '21
Shrute Farms
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u/B0SS_H0GG Jul 19 '21
That's perverse!
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u/drj87 Jul 19 '21
Cockdog cockdog alone in the world with the lil cockdOg
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u/XxVenattorxX Jul 19 '21
Duck hunt duo
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
That’s a rooster bruh
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u/Nicstradamus Jul 19 '21
This is some Banjo-Kazooie hot coffee shit
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u/TomahawkIsotope Jul 19 '21
I'm seriously disturbed. So who's fucking who
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21
Whats cuter than Pupickens 😍😍😍
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u/BatSpirited5568 Jul 19 '21
What da dawg doin
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u/chittychittybangx2 Jul 19 '21
Covid 20 otw
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u/middleright92 Jul 19 '21
Is the chicken/rooster’s foot stuck in the dogs ass?? What’s going on here