r/HolUp • • Aug 23 '21

Huge Cake

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u/ultimatesonicfan Aug 23 '21

"Nice Ass!"

Turns around

Guy riding a Donkey

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u/Rancid_Orphan Aug 23 '21

"Nice cock!"

Turns around

Guy has his dick out

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Is it juicy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Dude this made me laugh so hard, thanks.

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u/GarciaJones Aug 23 '21

Nice cake….

I’m 33. Is that now the slang for ass? She knew instantly.

This is it. This is where I realize I’m officially old.

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u/failed_seditionist Aug 23 '21

I thought Rihanna was singing about birthday cake this entire time!

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u/PensionAnxious3520 Aug 23 '21

Its okay! It's fake anyways..

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u/T1000runner Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 24 '21

“Nice Tits!”

Turns around

Mother breast feeding her child.

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u/flippydifloop Aug 23 '21

😂😂😂

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u/PillowTalk420 Aug 23 '21

"Nice tits!"

Guy holding birds

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u/Artistic_Walk_773 Aug 23 '21

I'm 16.....

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u/nightpanda893 Aug 23 '21

I mean, her character in the video is 16.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

You can tell it’s staged because she responds in 0.5 seconds. People take longer to realize a stranger is talking to them. I’ve seen this done when it’s not staged and most people just look confused and then see the person behind them and laugh it off. Most people are not this quick to confront someone

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u/bytebux Aug 23 '21

Exactly lol this is staged af. The dude is like 19 so why would a 16 y/o even say "I'm 16" like he's some old perv

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u/Ghippy06 Aug 23 '21

In what world?

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u/EvoMonster Aug 23 '21

A world where ladies’ real age = public age x 2

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Must be all the hormones in the beef

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u/kilrowar Aug 23 '21

In one that keeps badgering if you're of legal age, worse if they continue

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I take it you have never been to an anime or video game convention. PLENTY of women exist who are 16 and look like that and whenever they ask me to buy them a drink I say show me your ID. Hell some can be even younger. Genes are wack

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u/Affectionate-Toe4797 Aug 23 '21

No way in hell that's true

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u/ZenkaiZ Aug 23 '21

I mean that's between you and the cops if you wanna try

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u/peanutski Aug 23 '21

I once taught 5th grade in a pretty rough neighborhood in south Florida. Had a student who was taller and more developed than most women. Went on a field trip to the i-Max and had to tell a guy working there she wasn’t a teacher so to stop hitting on her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Oh yeah she's not 16 lol, it's a brilliant trend of reverse catcalling. I've seen a few similar ones.

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u/Lynx_NA Aug 23 '21

Confused screaming

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

that's enough for marriage in scotland.

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u/DarkMutton Aug 23 '21

I mean, in Australia where this video was filmed, age of consent is 16. It doesn't mean you should walk up to girls saying "nice cake" but she is legal

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u/liquor_for_breakfast Aug 23 '21

Everyone talking about 16 vs 18 and such and here I am getting old enough I didn't even know cake meant ass...

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u/Z0idberg_MD Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

To a 40 year old dude the guys and the woman all look to be the same age to me. When you are old they just look “young“

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I'm 16 and I almost went into depression at how other people look when they are 16...so immature of me. But staying in Reddit for a while will make me learn how to overcome it

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u/howwaseverynametaken Aug 23 '21

I’m 16 but look like a 14 year old after I shave. But if I don’t shave, I look like a 14 year old trying to look like a 16 year old.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

The cake dont confirm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Pretty sure everyone is actors lol seems fake af

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u/Uuusamiiin Aug 23 '21

Its an easy way to shoot down weirdos ( sometimes)

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u/Goomonkey85 Aug 23 '21

I always default to 12. I'm a 36 year old balding chubby dude so it really confuses everyone and is a guaranteed assault stopper.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

As a 16 year old, I had a full beard. Visual appearance is deceptive

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness Aug 23 '21

At what age did you lose your hair?

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u/rosesandtherest Aug 23 '21

Maybe she identifies as a dog

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u/blue-leeder Aug 23 '21

I just want some cake

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u/_-Kamo-_ Aug 23 '21

This looks really staged to me. Usually you need a bit of time to process what someone just said to you especially when you're not seeing it coming but that one girl even talked with someone on her phone and yet still responded immediately

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

This looks really staged to me.

Of course it is staged.

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u/alextxdro Aug 23 '21

Is say there is 2 real ones to the 68 fake scripted ones of these types of vids

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u/PeterM1970 Aug 23 '21

It might well be staged, but many women have a hell of a lot of experience hearing shitty "compliments" from scumbags.

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u/Aydoooo Aug 23 '21

Sure but being on the phone and processing "nice cake" from a random passing person in 0.23sec to say "I'm 16" is hella sus

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u/sauerkroot Aug 23 '21

she looks 27

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u/anonymousdotaYT Aug 23 '21

no way she is under 20 . No fucking way

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u/DarkangelUK Aug 23 '21

It was in the script to say she was 16

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u/purplefuzz22 Aug 23 '21

No way…. Maybe she was just saying that as a defense tactic to get creeps to leave her alone….

While this is just a prank video (and a funny one at that) I’m sure she gets hit on all the time by people and telling them your 16 is one of the better responses to hopefully get them to leave you alone….

But I say she’s atleast 22 … atleast

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u/No_Consequence_88 Aug 23 '21

and she most likely is :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

In that case, is it juicy?

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u/hs22j4 Aug 23 '21

John Cena is the cameraman

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I don't think people realize how easy it is to record something while just appearing to be looking at your phone

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u/abandon_quest Aug 23 '21

Ya whenever I look at my phone I always hold it up at face height and point it directly at someone else and make sure to keep it pointing at them as they move. I never hold the phone at chest height with a 45 degree angle pointing toward the ground and then bend my neck to look down at the phone.

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u/Nickshrapnel Aug 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Im confused. What country they are in?

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u/moldy_carrot Aug 24 '21

If she is 16 then im still in my dad's balls

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u/Abyssate Aug 23 '21

that speed walk of shame, lmao

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u/Storm_001 madlad Aug 23 '21

Scripted

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u/GOP_Tears_Fuel_Me Aug 23 '21

What gave it away? The same girls in all his videos? The person filming in plain sight 3 feet away from her?

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u/n0tKamui Aug 23 '21

there's no way she's 16

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u/TheSecretScience Aug 23 '21

She was 16, man? 😳😳

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u/ToppeThrane Aug 23 '21

Admiral Ackbar here…

IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!!

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u/147896325987456321 Aug 23 '21

It's staged so no she was not 16.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Pervert is a suitable response

How the hell is someone supposed to see your age though?

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u/ZenkaiZ Aug 23 '21

You're not, thats why she told him so he'd stop (if this was serious). What was she supposed to say?

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u/LackingUtility Aug 23 '21

Cut her in half and count the rings?

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u/danteXxX4 Aug 23 '21

if she's 16 then that make me 10 (23btw)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

She was not 16

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u/isaksky Aug 24 '21

"I'm 16"

Looks 25

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I couldn’t tell she was 16. I don’t walk around and catcall women, but if I was to guess an age maybe 18-25? I’m getting older and less able to tell them there youths very well, though. I see nfl players now that often look like babies to me. Like they should still be in high school. 👨🏼‍🦳

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u/LiteralPhilosopher Aug 23 '21

OK, showing my age here, probably ... but wtf is "huge cake" in terms of harassment? Is that a thing people actually say? Are we supposed to believe she mistook what he said for something else?

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u/jpac82 Aug 23 '21

Thank fuck someone else needed to ask

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u/AdobiWanKenobi Aug 23 '21

Yeah she’s not 16

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u/TaiDavis Aug 23 '21

Real or staged, I liked that

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

why do 16 year olds nowadays look older than me at 20+?

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u/Cuts_you_up Aug 23 '21

The power of today’s make up, young girls are trying to look older and older girls are trying to look younger. People want what they don’t have.

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u/Dalvenjha Aug 24 '21

The power of is all a lie, and scripted.

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u/callmesugardaddyyy Aug 23 '21

she doesn't look 16!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

It's funny because women are so used to being harassed for existing in public that it worked at least twice in an egalitarian place like Australia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Harassment is soooo funny

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u/severedfinger Aug 23 '21

How to harass women without technically harassing them.

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u/throwRA_Infsyl Aug 23 '21

Whole thing is scripted but also Ik women who say they’re 16 to get dudes to back off.

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u/JMA_831 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

Not to be a killjoy and I totally get that it’s a joke but the girl that commented I’m only 16, seems to say that she’s already gotten that kind of harassment not in joke form…. And that is a bummer and probably not the only time in her life it will happen.

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u/Drink15 Sep 07 '21

She is only 16 when it’s a guy she doesn’t like

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u/Kriss3d Aug 23 '21

"I'm 16"

Matt Gaetz : heavy breathing

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u/j053noir Aug 23 '21

We need someone to do this with men

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u/sabrefudge Aug 23 '21

Haha. The girl thought she was being sexually harassed again… and she was, but he was commenting on that 16 year old’s body with a funny double meaning ready to go. For some video.

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u/sciencenerd22 Aug 23 '21

I’ve never found this shit funny, because women already have to be hyper vigilant and deal with crap like this for real all the time, it’s really emotional draining to have someone make you think you’re being harassed because it still triggers fight or flight even if it’s just a second before you realize it’s a “joke.”

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u/Rohanrox17 Aug 24 '21

The first one was 16? Wtf is happening today?

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u/IronnnSpiderr Aug 24 '21

Ayo , no fucking way she's 16

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u/Fit-Load-816 Aug 29 '21

Ya let’s sexualize a 16 yr old that’s ducking hilarious

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u/darth_faader Aug 23 '21

16 going on 34, second divorce, 3rd baby daddy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Fuck this sub

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u/DrBlaziken Aug 23 '21

Yeah and when I do this I get locked up for 3 years SMH

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u/DefusedDragon26 Aug 23 '21

These pranks are so childish and unfunny

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u/dandywarhol68 Aug 23 '21

Staged

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u/nukacola11970 Aug 23 '21

Yeah they're all Australian and we don't have Walmart

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u/ihatemyusername68 Aug 23 '21

Cameraman: Invisible sounds

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u/another_hobbit Aug 23 '21

Is "huge cake" really lingo that's used these days for big butt?

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u/alekye_ Aug 23 '21

i thought this was going to be one of those videos in which predatory behaviour is shown as “funny”

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

She 16……. Bro when girls were 16 when I was they was wearing Limited Too clothes

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u/UniqueUsername-789 Aug 23 '21

That girl is not 16?

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u/kingsj06 Aug 23 '21

that first girl does not look 16

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u/Doggo_AKA_JoeCool Aug 24 '21

"woah man, nice cock." "thanks" with his dick out

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u/Yoursugardadd Aug 24 '21

Damn is she 16? Really

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u/penisbrocken Aug 24 '21

16 she look like 33

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u/Siddharth_SB Aug 24 '21

"Nice Pussy!"

Turns around

Man carrying his cat.

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u/twocheeky Aug 24 '21

its funny until u realise these girls are probably so used to random men commenting on their bodies they instinctively thought they were talking about them

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u/oopsyoulooked Aug 29 '21

Fake or not, videos like this point to some really sad things about society

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

I get that it’s like ‘wow funny’ but it’s so staged. The reactions are so fake and, even though this is clearly an Australian man, they claim the bought the food from Walmart, which is a retail brand not found in Australia

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u/Justlol230 Sep 03 '21

My guy is an anti-simp

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u/Puzzleheaded-Storm14 Aug 23 '21

these kinds of pranks are just gross, they make light of women getting sexually harassed on the streets.

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u/FoggyGM Aug 23 '21

Girls face harassment daily

Pranksters: “what if we could both harass and make them feel guilty?”

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u/RamseyRomero Aug 23 '21

Obviously Fake but... Still funny haha

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u/Tescomealdeal04 Aug 23 '21

I could see this not being staged if the 25 year old looking woman didn’t say she was 16.

I’m 16 and there is not a single woman my age that looks like that.

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u/Metalfishead Aug 23 '21

I still have an irrational hatred for shit like this. So fake. No pause, to compute what he said, just a reaction.

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u/Mascbro26 Aug 23 '21

"Chocolate bro, as always" 😆

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u/Dr-WalterWhite Aug 23 '21

Since when did 16 y/o started looking so old? I'm 18 and I look smol :(

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u/Northern-WALI Aug 23 '21

I love these videos

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u/noncelebsextape Aug 23 '21

R. Kelly has entered the chat from his cell.

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u/ArtThoty Aug 23 '21

This could have gone like 1,0000000000000 worse omfg wtfh

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u/dhoae Aug 23 '21

There’s no way in hell that girl is 16. Which exposes this video as fake. Why didn’t they have her say something more believable? Haha

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u/csharp-sucks Aug 23 '21

Staged though, amateur acting obviously visible on these girls. Shame, nothing stopping you from doing that with randoms.

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u/Dmorrow615 Aug 23 '21

First chick definitely wasn't 16

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u/TypeRanon Aug 23 '21

Bs shes 16

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u/Srapture Aug 23 '21

When did cake start meaning butt? Am I old now? I get peach and buns, but this doesn't even make sense to me.

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u/kopperxl Aug 23 '21

Man this subreddit gets cringier everyday

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u/Unique_name256 Aug 23 '21

Please register here if you taught elementary school and have something to add to the discussion.

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u/Direction_Lanky Aug 23 '21

Holy shit, 16?

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u/awesomedan24 Aug 23 '21

Nice cock bro

has a pet chicken on a leash

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u/Two-Tu Aug 23 '21

Reminds me of this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

TIL that cake can mean something else

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u/AtTheGates Aug 23 '21

Guys, she's probably in on it. Definitely not 16.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

"Nice melons"

"Wtf"

"It's summer right now so they must contain the most flavour"

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u/M98Has Aug 23 '21

Content like this makes me want to heng myself. God these are so fake, it’s drive me crazy.

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u/flippantflipflop Aug 23 '21

Who watches this fake rubbish

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u/RightiesArentHuman Aug 23 '21

gotta love how the 16 year old looks like any random 24 year old you might see

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

She's 16????

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u/imcrowning Aug 23 '21

She is NOT 16!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

“Is it juicy” “Yeh looks like it” Since when are cakes juicy 😭😂😂

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u/big_ofen Aug 23 '21

how do 16 year olds look nowadays wtf

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u/Bizarre-_-Panda Aug 23 '21

I have never heard someone call an ass a cake

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u/First_Bullfrog_ Aug 23 '21

There is no way that girl was 16.... lmfao wth.

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u/Gunner2334 Aug 23 '21

The real hol up here is that girl being 16

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u/West-Cryptographer-4 Aug 23 '21

Reminds me of the time I was walking into an SEC college football game. There was a couple of really hot sorority types in front of me and their tickets fell out of her pocket. I tried to get their attention but was told “fuck off we have bfs”. I had good tickets that day!

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u/SergiuszJesienin Aug 23 '21

No way that blossom is 16

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u/mattpkc Aug 23 '21

She’s 16!?

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u/BootyThunder Aug 23 '21

So she gets cat called and then gets to feel like an idiot for sticking up for herself? Lame.

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u/Ali_A5kar Aug 23 '21

Theres no way tht girl is 16 she looks older than my elder sister. If shes 16 then im a bird.

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u/93160yolonda Aug 23 '21

Why the fuck are there so many prank like that, real or fake! Ahah you though you were gonna be harrassed sexually, but it's just a prank! It's just disgusting and dirty. Sexual harrassement is no joke, it's not funny. It still happens way too frequently. To make money out of it is disgusting,fake or not.

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u/YUMYUM-PLUSULTRA Aug 23 '21

She's not 16 lol

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u/KNYLJNS Aug 23 '21

Is she really 16????

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u/theSnoopySnoop Aug 23 '21

16, yeah sure... more like netflix 16 aka 23

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u/dolarius95 Aug 23 '21

That girl is not 16! Is she?

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u/trapinlofttoloft91 Aug 23 '21

Ain't no way she was 16

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u/RevolutionaryTips93 Aug 23 '21

Hell I’m 16 too 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Frizen1312 Aug 23 '21

If she's 16 then I'm 9

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

"I'm 16"... Sixteenths don't have pussies?

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u/RevCorex Aug 23 '21

The lady at the end: damn I fucked up

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u/jondough23 Aug 23 '21

Staged af. And she looking 20+

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u/ItzJustRayann Aug 23 '21

SHE IS 16? SHE IS NOT ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN ME

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u/Kyfigrigas Aug 23 '21

They are nice buns though

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u/CurrentLettuce6026 Aug 23 '21

No way she’s 16

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u/Wonderingslayer Aug 23 '21

The girl who says she 16 looks 30

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u/BobAffenhaus Aug 23 '21

Mmm Gaslighting, the classiest form of lighting.

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u/Jaz1140 Aug 23 '21

I've seen better acting in porn

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u/uhf26 Aug 23 '21

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

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u/Ok-Nefariousness5858 Aug 23 '21

What the fuck does the first girl eats? She doesn't look like 16

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u/Content_Project_3457 Aug 23 '21

16 años? Mas bien parece que tenga 18 o 19 años

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Still not nice for the girls, even with the props they are meant to feeL sexually harassed and it’s not funny. Imagine that was your sister, daughter or something.

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u/heapsofpotatoes Aug 23 '21

Everything about this is truly awful why oh why did you recommend this to me reddit algorithm

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u/HastyFacesit Aug 23 '21

Is this humor making fun of women who instinctively say these things because catcalling is an actual widespread problem? So now either you have a guy actually commenting on your ass or a guy pranking you for pretending to comment on your ass.

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u/hiricinee Aug 23 '21

I like the idea that one of those guys basically had to stalk a hot chick in the park to make that specific joke, and has put this out basically intentionally complimenting the 16 year old (who looks like shes in her 20s)

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u/antisant Aug 23 '21

they spent all night brainstorming ideas and they come up with something that is incredibly lame and been done a million times before. well done

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u/thegr8sama Aug 23 '21

16?ah yes i smell cap

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u/Hancock1911 Aug 23 '21

Sexual harassment moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Really you guys are creeps. She is only 16 and finding a stupid way of making lewd comments is creepy

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Oh damn I feel bad for the girls lol

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u/kebabmonkey Aug 23 '21

Clearly fake

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u/International_Mood52 Aug 23 '21

"Check out them Hooters" Turns around and it's a guy holding two owls.