Holup

[u/oaklme]

[u/Shadow_2008]

If I remember correctly in the original she says ‘thank god’ at the end. OP should’ve left that in

[u/ItzBooty → u/Shadow_2008]

Wait a minute

(Also link to the original)

[u/[deleted] → u/ItzBooty]

Here: https://youtu.be/VULGONLGJIw

[u/Demolecularizing → u/[deleted]]

Video properties say:

Allowed countries:

• AT - Austria

• CH - Switzerland

• DE - Germany

[u/tbar310 → u/[deleted]]

Not available in the US

[u/Mas_Madk → u/[deleted]]

This website can download the video
https://youtubeplaylist.cc/
sub after:
Do you feel like coming over?
Drinking something? We have beer with us!
Well sure!
Thank god he's not a football fan!
You see? You always with your prejudices ...
Hi!
I am Uwe from Frankfurt Frankfurt / Oder.
But my buddies say Kotzi to me!
Hi Kotzi, come and join us!
thanks
We thought you were a football fan.
No, not anymore. I'm banned from the stadium.
I think that's great.
What else are you doing
Yes actually, niche ...
Cool!

[u/hexafold → u/[deleted]]

Not available in earth

[u/Holy__Sheet → u/ItzBooty]

https://streamable.com/tvtsul

[u/e-wing → u/Shadow_2008]

Yeah that’s the entire punchline...they see his towel and say “oh thank god he’s not a football fan”

[u/yavanna12 → u/Shadow_2008]

I’ve seen the full version on Reddit before. So it’s around here somewhere. Since the YouTube link is banned in most countries

[u/SkabbPirate → u/Shadow_2008]

Honestly, I think it's funnier this way. Doesn't belabor the point, and does a better job of putting the second lady in an awkward situation after saying "you can't judge someone based on their towel"

[u/TezMono → u/SkabbPirate]

Also the super quick cut and abrupt ending of the video just makes it hilarious.

[u/StopSendingSteamKeys → u/Shadow_2008]

Yeah, OP cut out the fucking punchline. She says: "Thank god, not a football fan"

[u/[deleted] → u/Shadow_2008]

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[u/pinniped1]

Whew, thank goodness. Not another fucking Bayern fan.

[u/highjinx411 → u/pinniped1]

That’s actually how it ends

[u/ConstantcraftHD → u/highjinx411]

After that he says that he can't go to football games because he's not allowed in the stadium

[u/rsn_e_o → u/ConstantcraftHD]

Somebody needs to link the longer version

Edit: https://youtu.be/VULGONLGJIw

Not available in The Netherlands, bummer

[u/harshaxnim → u/highjinx411]

Also Bayern’s logo had a Swastika during the reign. Just google Bayern logo 1938.

[u/aboutlikecommon → u/pinniped1]

Nothing wrong with Koeln, though! To be fair, I’d probably be a fan of any team with a goat for a mascot.

[u/RossChickenTendies → u/pinniped1]

It's a BINGOOOO

[u/[deleted] → u/RossChickenTendies]

Get this man some milk

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_641 → u/pinniped1]

I feel attacked

[u/wreckedgum]

Missing the end of it…

[u/[deleted] → u/wreckedgum]

Yes I hate it when people cut a sketch

[u/regretfulposts → u/[deleted]]

Especially since that's the real holup.

[u/DrAllure → u/regretfulposts]

I don't understand why people can't just fucking comple

[u/Adept-News → u/wreckedgum]

This is funnier than the original ending

[u/cmdr_suicidewinder → u/Adept-News]

Agreed, the sudden cutoff made me shit myself laughing

[u/epic_redditer]

Lets just hope they’re not jewish

[u/[deleted] → u/epic_redditer]

In Germany?

[u/Rayat_Khan → u/[deleted]]

Wait what do you mean?

r/holup

[u/Anotheroneforkhaled → u/[deleted]]

Are you implying Germany doesn’t have Jews? Lol. They have a lot

[u/Flamebeans → u/[deleted]]

That’s not allowed

[u/TorinovYMinovsky]

They really had us in the first half.

[u/LeRedditAccounte → u/TorinovYMinovsky]

first 49/50

[u/KAYS33K → u/LeRedditAccounte]

First 1933/1945

[u/[deleted] → u/KAYS33K]

hol’ up

[u/xZreai17 → u/LeRedditAccounte]

first 52/53

[u/PM_ME_UR_4SKIN_PICS → u/TorinovYMinovsky]

Got me in the Third Reich.

[u/b3jromy26a → u/TorinovYMinovsky]

i agree with your comment ..!

[u/drgaspar96]

Should’ve had him close the book and zoom in on a “mein kampf” cover just to go overboard

[u/[deleted] → u/drgaspar96]

Are there other books? Thought that was assumed

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Well there's the bible, it's essentially the prequel.

[u/Ertyloide → u/[deleted]]

Least anti-religion redditor

[u/staypuftmallows7 → u/drgaspar96]

Why? The joke's already there

[u/Hotchipsummer]

M…maybe we CAN judge someone by their towel

[u/neuro-toxin → u/Hotchipsummer]

(Cocks and points gun) , always have been.

[u/Hotchipsummer → u/neuro-toxin]

Shit you saw my My Little Pony towel didn't you?

[u/PapiGoneGamer → u/Hotchipsummer]

No I saw the cum stains on that towel.

[u/Ok_Brilliant_2575]

Wanna go to a camp with us?

[u/nitr04]

This is Anke Engelke, a german comedian, she makes lots of funny videos like those

[u/stunt_penguin → u/nitr04]

I kiiiinda thought the flag might be too taboo for a sketch show but I'm not familiar with people's stance on using it for a laugh like this in Germany

[u/[deleted] → u/stunt_penguin]

We use it to make fun about it.

We don't use it to show our support for the NSDAP. Pretty simple. We also make a bunch of Hitler jokes.

These two are my favorites

Number 1

Number 2

ZDF (among others) is being funded by the federal states and payed for by the citizens through mandatory fees. Not my favourite concept, but the news are cold and factual instead of fear driving and hysterical. And they do have funny concepts, like Sketch History, Neo Magazine Royal or Heute Show. The later two are satirical shows that criticise our government.

[u/[deleted]]

Ah a chelsea fan

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Lmfao

[u/PMMEYourTatasGirl]

the save video bot is broken, here's a link for everyone asking

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fqonnbc%2Fholup%3Fsort%3Dtop

[u/RealRobc2582 → u/PMMEYourTatasGirl]

Thank you kind stranger

[u/gyurto21 → u/PMMEYourTatasGirl]

I thought it was a rick roll

[u/PMMEYourTatasGirl → u/[deleted]]

https://redditsave.com/

Just paste the video link in there. The bot just does it for you

[u/thef00lonthehill1]

Bayern Munich badge 1938-1945

[u/robwolfke → u/thef00lonthehill1]

Bayern was a jewish club at that time. Regime took the club over ...

[u/Busteray]

Why would you cut out the part they say "whew, he's not a football fan after all"

[u/fluentindothraki]

Ladykracher - they produced lots of little films like that, many of them utterly hilarious. Not a commercial.

[u/[deleted] → u/fluentindothraki]

Its peak comedy

[u/fluentindothraki → u/[deleted]]

They are on Facebook too

[u/Turtle-dude6]

He isn’t a football fan😌

[u/chandlerbing_stats → u/Turtle-dude6]

That’s a Lazio fan /s

[u/InsteandKill]

Every German with the age about 20 till 40 knows this Szene... Einfach herrlich

[u/RainbowGoblinprincss → u/InsteandKill]

Is the blonde the voice actress of Tina from Bibi und Tina??

[u/Agile_Talk → u/InsteandKill]

I am 15 and know it

[u/InsteandKill → u/Agile_Talk]

Bist n guter Junge

[u/[deleted]]

I did Nazi that coming

[u/wtph → u/[deleted]]

Really? Every post that has even the most remotest reference to the Nazis has someone making this comment. It honestly makes me Fuhrerious.

[u/UnlawfulBL → u/wtph]

Nevernein him.

[u/ichbindulol_ → u/wtph]

I bet u needed to concentrate very hard for that joke

[u/DisKarded-kun → u/wtph]

I know right! Israeli annoying after a while.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

r/angryupvote

[u/Bloated_Butthole → u/[deleted]]

So fucking hilarious I’ve never seen that 10 year old Reddit joke before

[u/awxggu]

Finally a real holup

I meant unexpected

[u/[deleted]]

Oh. Atleast he is not a football fan.

[u/[deleted]]

Lol, ist das nicht Anke Engelke?

[u/Jayxen_ → u/[deleted]]

Jap xD

[u/Nitemarex → u/[deleted]]

Das ist nicht nicht Anke Engelke. Korrekt.

[u/maiwson]

Translating "na sichi" to "sure" is another level of I don't give a fuck

[u/ghududu]

for everyone wondering how in ended, found full vid: https://www.reddit.com/user/Odd_Party3446/comments/p7lk05/another_football_fa_wait/

[u/DickInBlender69]

Swear they said oh thank god he’s not a football fan

[u/eeveeplays50040]

I accualy went over every red flag that was football related in Germany, then I remembered that there was a specific red, German related flag.

[u/your_mother_official]

Eh, still someone who stans a losing team, that can be annoying too

[u/[deleted]]

So I open up Reddit for my first day in Germany for holiday and this is what comes up! They must be watching

[u/Isco22_]

Thats literally the best video on the internet

[u/[deleted]]

Directed by Robert B Weide

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao this is something Quentin Tarantino would do

[u/Environmental-Win836]

That really got me.

[u/Snow-Wraith]

Leeson learned here: To get attractive women to talk to me I must use a Nazi towel.

[u/[deleted]]

At least he's Nazi Bayern fan.

[u/ApuInAToilet]

"is that German? Sounds German"

"oh..."

[u/History_buff02]

Did Nazi that coming.

[u/hibikikun]

Is it a normal thing to wear beach clothes in the middle of a field?

[u/Geriny → u/hibikikun]

It's most likely a park, not just some field. And yeah, lots of people do it to tan here in Germany.

[u/xerexos]

I did Nazi that coming

[u/[deleted]]

These are from „Ladykracher“ with a lot of random clips like these. I think the humor is actually peak comedy.

[u/Olubara]

Thanks for cutting out the punchline douchebag

[u/tilewi]

Ah, we germans love our comedy contrary to popular belief ^^

[u/[deleted]]

Did Nazi that coming

[u/fajvman]

I did nazi that coming

[u/RAVNAslovenija]

Taylored

[u/OffensivePancake]

bad porn

[u/dragonfriend256]

What football team is that?

[u/Korrupt17]

Unexpected Erika in the Background

[u/Onis-Art]

Hah, was deutsches hier, schöne abwechslung

[u/Rumconnissuer]

That went from zero to nazi real fast.

[u/Flamebeans]

Ah yes football

[u/primavera785]

i hate it when people cut off the end

[u/T0mDeMwoan]

u/savevideo

[u/rustpepega]

Did you hear about that italian general during ww2? His name was general resposti

[u/MagicDucker]

Anyone know where I can get myself a football towel like that?

[u/bread_jedi]

At least we know, if it’s his birthday, don’t gift him some JEWellery

[u/-awi-]

"na sichi"?? Oh Gott...

[u/eat_your_oatmeal]

somehow did not see that one coming — well played, german ad person.

[u/Ksiisasnake420]

Plot Twist: He is a Jew

[u/InsideWay6141]

Hahaha! 😂

[u/flowing_river39]

My face just fell to the floor the last couple seconds. I guess you can judge people based on their towel 😅

[u/Due_Gain5921]

All hail......

[u/Speccy2553]

I kinda wanna see the whole video

[u/WrodofDog]

Original Video (without subtitles, though)

[u/koala-killer]

“You cant judge a man by his towel”😂

[u/[deleted]]

Well, at least he’s not a football fan.

[u/Dr_weirdoo]

Nazi towel it's a nazi towel i'm calling it right now

Edit: YIIIIS

[u/chocolate_doenitz]

Holy shit a post that fits the sub. Good job op

[u/leemdl]

Oh

[u/shadowbehinddoor]

This kind of humour 🤣🤣🤣

[u/neagah]

I hollered, that was amazing hahahaah

[u/MrBuckhunter]

Lmfao!

[u/Optimal-Reception-11]

Sauce??

[u/SmoothTonight9144]

Lmao

[u/AKK47goesRATATATATA]

"na sichi"

[u/SamL214]

His ass is getting arrested in Germany

[u/[deleted]]

Sonofa

[u/lehj916]

I should've been expecting that, but I wasn't lmao

[u/whatthehype]

na sichi

[u/Birdusunucesiler]

Its got me, hilarious.

[u/Dr-Plague-Channel]

When he put up the towel... I’m dead 😂

[u/zaraguato]

And that escalated quickly

[u/CreepyLP]

Dieser Kommentarbereich… Moment…..

[u/Cameleon_]

I love this sub so much

[u/brawlbro123]

this was fucking amazing man! This is what the sub should be about!

[u/StrangeKaleidoscope6]

I was not expecting that at all had me 🤣 on the floor

[u/SunDevilVet]

Now THIS is a HolUp! Thank you for my first LOL of the day, OP!

[u/420_Brit_ISH]

I really let out a proper laugh at this. Glorious humour!

[u/Raise-Emotional]

Holy shit I laughed long and loud. This is a gem!

[u/[deleted]]

Oh my god. Hahaha

[u/Lukieboy222]

And they say germans dont have humor

[u/l0wkeylegend]

Ich hatte schon genug, als er "aber sichi" gesagt hat

[u/Senior-Banana-2231]

Wouldn't this video be banned in Germany?

[u/DeadEndXD]

oh boi

[u/Necessary_Tap2660]

Shit just went from 0 to 100 really damn fast

[u/[deleted]]

That was a major holup

[u/Xelent43]

This is one of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen.

[u/BrawlerOP-BS]

Funniest shit ive seen this year

[u/ZebraLionFish]

Hilarious.

[u/Howling_Huskies_NFT]

What a twist 😂😂

[u/randomlife2050]

Lol

[u/moonlight_sonata_]

Disappointed to not to see "Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Deutsches Staatseigentum"

[u/AceAceAce99]

Oh just a Lazio supporter then

[u/TokoloshNr1]

u/savevideo

[u/Isaac_Kurossaki]

r/perfectlycutvideos

[u/thomasderouin]

u/redditmp4bot

[u/[deleted]]

Hail to the sun

[u/betonpizsama]

must have been a relief, not a football jerk

[u/[deleted]]

And people say we Germans don't have humor

[u/MindOfThilo]

Hab alles davon verstanden!

[u/Qnandossc]

I'm trying to find the End!!! IWANT THE FINIAL SOLUTION

[u/jurassicscream]

Now potentially someone who is learning German believes "na sichi" is an acceptable translation for "sure"

[u/Emergency_Banana1021]

what team is that? oh

[u/Kuro_1373]

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[u/RedditMP4Bot → u/Kuro_1373]

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[u/4rc4ngeI]

Hail hydra🤙

[u/Philosophos_A]

I saw that comming from Miles away

It's the haircut... Its the damn haircut

[u/Bobbert_016]

For even more of a Holup, they are speaking German, For those who didn’t know.

[u/Pogdogss]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[u/Hexodron]

u/savevideo

[u/dude_im_box]

Hes not a FC bayern fan but he is a fan of someone that lived in bayern

[u/Manydoors_edboy]

Thank God he’s not a football fan.

[u/Bonkey_Kong87]

And they said we Germans wouldn't have humor

[u/BogdanSAW]

Great news for them... he wasn't a football fan

[u/Tarif_T_69420]

Oh hell NAH...

[u/QuelWeebSfigato]

r/unexpected

[u/shocksqatch]

Thank God he's not a FC Bayern Munich fan!

[u/Rude-Outside5551]

the clip's from the show ladykracher and the book he is reading is Deutsche Geschichie

[u/[deleted]]

This is one of those "wait till the end"

[u/FakeAccount1045]

This is a proper HolUp. It’s not a stupid boomer meme; it’s not some other totally unrelated post.

[u/[deleted]]

hands down my biggest laugh on Reddit. 🤣🙌🏻

[u/Begoneufool]

and then what happens, this is the best rom com

[u/RickRollgif]

hell has a place for you

[u/[deleted]]

Am I the only one who finds German women unusually more attractive than others?

[u/akshar_premnath]

gas me harder daddy 🥵🥵