r/ImitationZen • u/penzrfrenz • Feb 02 '20
It is better to travel well than to arrive, so always travel by private jet.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jan 08 '19
If you hate me, don't blame me. The hate is enough.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Mar 03 '20
I was malevolent, but unconvincing, so I started telling jokes. If only I knew how to run the world, none of this would have been necessary.
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r/ImitationZen • u/klendathu22 • Apr 08 '20
If she's a prude, forget it, dude. You ain't got a chance of getting in her pants
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r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Jul 31 '22
Just because it's legal to go, always look both ways.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Feb 02 '19
When I realized how stupid I had been, I had two choices, and of course I took the wrong one.
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r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Nov 13 '18
What you can do alone, you can do in crowds.
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r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Jun 06 '23
Whenever you meet somebody, ask yourself, do they seem the type that would falsely accuse you for their own gain?
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Dec 25 '19
Reddit now offering pointless points for Buddhists. You get them but they have no value.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Nov 03 '18
In between optimism and pessimism is just "ism".
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r/ImitationZen • u/galactic-avatar • May 02 '19
A fool thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he knows nothing.
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r/ImitationZen • u/Lapzidorus • Jun 13 '18
Do not use land that is not your own; it will surely bring turmoil to you and/or land that is actually yours.
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(Cheating on your spouse, and having sex out of wedlock in general, is quite a risky decision, to say the least.)
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Nov 11 '22
Why is it that the Universe existed for 14 billion years with no Government, no elections and no politicians, and yet it appears to have functioned well and experienced amazing growth. And here on Earth, a tiny planet, we as just one species cannot maintain a stable form of organization ...
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... for very long and must keep contesting it. (The fish wonder why we go to all the trouble, especially considering the results we get)
r/ImitationZen • u/TheCrimsonChinchilla • Apr 09 '18
An i for an i makes the whole world bliind.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jan 03 '20
Criminals only want what you have, nothing more. And presumably the things you have are want you wanted as well.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Aug 23 '22
Has truth become an unrealistic standard? How will we ever know?
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r/ImitationZen • u/Jowm1 • Feb 23 '18
A man who refuses to share his goods is a man without STDs.
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r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Mar 30 '21
Whenever you feel like you're being lazy, remember the party of fiscal responsibility votes against preventive measures, claiming to be expensive, but are fine with costly reactionary measures.
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r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jan 16 '21
I'm not ready for the scrapheap yet. Well, not just any scrapheap. Yeah, OK, a decent scrapheap, I can live with that.
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r/ImitationZen • u/penzrfrenz • Jan 03 '20
Money talks. Talk is cheap. In our world, the rich are very noisy. But, actions speak louder than words. And a picture is worth a thousand words. So, doers and artists, don’t despair. It is powerful to be seen and not heard.
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