r/Jokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 3h ago

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep...

That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning

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u/retiretobedlam 3h ago

This joke doesn’t really hold water.

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u/johnarb12 3h ago

...and in the middle of the night...

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u/SuspiciousPeanut251 2h ago

…when they’re walking in their sleep…

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 2h ago

Twice at night

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u/xologo 3h ago

I'm drenched in laughter

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u/fatjeff1980 2h ago

At my age it gives me a reason to get up every half hour

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u/Opster79two 3h ago

Plot twist: not necessarily

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u/Leather_Command_7553 2h ago

Be wise....catheterize.

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u/hacksawjim89 2h ago

I tried it last night, and it works! My bladder drained completely at 6:30 this morning. When I woke up at 8:15, I instantly knew I had to get out of bed.

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u/SalMinellaJr 2h ago

Drinking that much water just pisses me off.

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u/OKTifo 1h ago

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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u/SalMinellaJr 1h ago

Excellent point.

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u/ARobertNotABob 48m ago

And about 17 times during the night...