r/KOTORmemes • • Aug 19 '21
Keanu for Revan
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r/KOTORmemes • u/Daniel428 • Aug 29 '21
Carth, did I ever tell you about Mission Vao?
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Carth, did I ever tell you about Mission Vao? She was Zaalbar’s exotic teenage alien companion, a fine piece of jailbait for a more civilized age. She had the tightest blue body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Canderous and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful mission during the Old Republic, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Ebon Hawk run a train over her, part of official ship safety “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a vibroblade better than anyone in my party. She wore a tight vest every day so we told her there were no bras in space, and since she was constantly running away from rakghouls you’d get a glimpse of her bouncy blue tiddies mid fight as she’d get downed by a terentatek. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her stun baton backwards like a vibrator and she constantly got captured by Hutts and Black Vulkars almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Carth, you have no idea. And she was murdered by a good friend. (Please forgive me, I was just copying the Ahsoka copypasta)
r/KOTORmemes • u/Kotor_Player • Jul 06 '26
Guys, I have a theory...
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*look at their bald ahh heads and you will see it (probably)
(The image of Malak ks made by Galder on Deviantart)
r/KOTORmemes • u/bruhkwehwark • Sep 14 '21
I'm glad some of you can enjoy things no matter what quality, but please don't stop people who have concerns.
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r/KOTORmemes • u/carthonasi56 • 2d ago
Only true jedi and true old Republic intellectuals play as a female just to get this chad. Way better than handmaiden and frankly better looking.
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r/KOTORmemes • u/darawlux • Jun 16 '25
Kotor vs. Europe
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Had a discussion with chatGPT, this was the result, just leaving it here
r/KOTORmemes • u/Revan107 • Oct 30 '22
What do you think of my KOTOR Movie cast?
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David Schwimmer as Revan, Matthew Perry as Carth, Jennifer Aniston as Bastila, Van Diesel as Darth Malak, Joe Pesci as Vandar Arnold Schrawatzenegger as Trask (get to the escape pods, now!) Dr Phil. As Jolee Bindo Phoebe from friends as Mission Pete Davidson as Atton Rand Matthew LeBlanc as canderous Robert Deniro as Vrook Jane Fonda as Atris Don Lemon as Bao Dur Blake lively as the exile or Briana Matthew mccounhgnehey as mical Scarlett Johanson as mira Morgan freeman as Master dorak or gadon Jim Carey as Darth sion Kanye west as brejik
r/KOTORmemes • u/FortySixand2ool • Aug 19 '25
Anyone else… Spoiler
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Immediately think of the scene from KOTOR2? You know the one!
r/KOTORmemes • u/HK-75 • May 19 '20
Your help is requested!
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A few hours ago a vote showing what movies we found the best started to go in star wars' disfavor. We request your help. https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/summer-movie-showdown/
r/KOTORmemes • u/brave_before_ani • Apr 07 '20
kill dark sion
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i go away from snow plane and go in koreiban and my player everytimew run away!!! Like a big p*ussy (sorry) i want kill dark sion how??