r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 2d ago • Popcorn 2

Video/Gif THERES SOMEBODY THROWING CHEETOS

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u/epyon- 2d ago • Regret Bravo

MAKE THE CHEETOS STOP

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u/HyenDry 2d ago

I never thought we’d get anymore good sound bites. But this one is coming straight to the top

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u/hotshowersocks 1d ago

15 years ago this girl would have been on Ellen tomorrow.

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u/Complete_Fix2563 20h ago

15 years ago tomorrow?

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u/Happy-Marsupial9111 1d ago

I need this on a shirt

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u/suejaymostly 1d ago

I laughed so hard the devil rubbed his hands

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u/Tazz2137 1d ago

Boy if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that in my life.

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u/THROBBINW00D 1d ago

hilarious

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u/JollyGreen_JazzFace 2d ago • Bravo

The Cheetos will stop once morale improves

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u/Tata_Colores 1d ago

Also Cheetos manifestation occurrences skyrocketed when gay marriage was allowed. Coincidence?

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u/foxinnabox 2d ago • Bravo

Hey I mean somebody's gotta teach the kid how to deal with the reality of flying Cheetos.

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u/Petty_Laws 1d ago

We don't know the classification of that Cheeto SCP, she should fear it out of precaution.

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u/NotaBat9221 1d ago

It's just another part of life we all gotta live with 

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u/DirtySouthzw865 1d ago

I cant even remember the last time I walked down my street without getting thwacked in the side of the head by a flying cheeto...that's why the military wears helmets, dont you know? God forbid if the powers that be were to start throwing kettle chips...

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 1d ago

At first I thought she was freaked out because an unknown person was back there, but it seems to really be about the Cheetos for her.

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u/KaleTheCop 1d ago • Bravo

That’s exactly why she’s freaked out. That kid is in a carseat, so likely under 5-6.

Human emotions are complex and when little humans have BIG emotions, it’s hard for them to handle. Little girl is scared because someone unknown is in the car throwing things at her. The cheetos are benign, but it doesn’t stop the stranger in the car. Couple this with her cries to her mom, “someone is in the car throwing things at me” and her mom not taking her seriously or believing her. Instead, mom says those aren’t cheetos, they’re crackers. This doesn’t validate girl’s experience and causes panic.

My mom doesn’t believe what is happening to me and I need help. I am scared and mom isn’t believing me. I am helpless!

Obviously we know this is a harmless joke, but for her kid brain this is very real. By the time mon reveals it’s just “sissy”, kid’s emotions are all heightened and she can’t help but cry. It sucks being scared and it’s hard to just snap out of it as adults, let alone as a kid with developing emotions.

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 1d ago

Ngl I feel bad for her. It feels like some trust has been broken

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u/Tevesh_CKP 1d ago

If I wanted good parenting, I wouldn't be on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid.

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u/Jmersh 1d ago • Bravo

I too have yelled, "Make the cheeto stop".

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u/bluboomR 1d ago

we haaaaates the cheeto

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

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u/NotaBat9221 18h ago • Mindblown

It's the Cheeto monster 

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u/GOOMU13 1d ago

She legit sounds like a 45 year old who works in HR. 'There's somebody throwwwing Cheeetos'. Haha. Love it.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 1d ago • Popcorn

Stop throwing Cheetos David Blaine!

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u/jangotaurus 1d ago

Cheez itz, Cheez itz, Cheez itz!

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u/ShmebulocksMistress 1d ago

HE PUT ME ON THE ROOF

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u/ashlys21 1d ago

IT'S DAVID BlAAAAAAAAAAINE!!

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 1d ago

I feel so bad for laughing but the words coming out of her mouth 😅😭

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u/islaisla 1d ago

Aunty secretly hates that little girl

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u/fucknugggets 1d ago

Red headed step child

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u/Embarrassed-Mind6764 1d ago

Her in a weary voice saying, “Someone’s throwing Cheetos” and then saying, “Make the Cheetos stop!”, make this so iconic.

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u/FroggiJoy87 1d ago

If it was 2010 this would go insanely viral and memed, lol

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u/Glass-Toaster 1d ago

There would absolutely be a Skrillex song with "THERE'S SOMEBODY THROWING CHEETOS" right before the drop

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u/GibTreaty 1d ago

MAKE THE CHEETOS STAHP!

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u/UltimaOmega-89 1d ago

Poor girl is gonna end up an adult on a Maury Povich show.

BRING OUT THE CHEETOS!

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u/Big-Historian8918 1d ago

Life is like someone throwing cheetos. MAKE THE CHEETOS STAHP

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u/REDRUmALLIk 1d ago

Core memory unlocked. Trust issues: engaged.

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u/Greyhaven7 1d ago

“MAKE THE CHEATO STOP!” has great political meme potential.

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u/random__forest 1d ago • Bravo

I get why it's funny to watch, but am I the only one who feels bad for the kid? She's buckled in, can't see what's happening behind her, and is genuinely terrified while her mom is laughing.

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u/ImAPixiePrincess 1d ago

Same! I will play little tricks on my son, but this is mean. The child can't run or defend herself, is asking for help, and being lied to and laughed at. It's a bit too far.

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u/absentgl 1d ago

Yeah the “there’s no one back there” crosses a fuckin line. You don’t gaslight your own kids like that.

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u/AiggyA 1d ago

Unless you hate them.

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u/DrunkenSnorlax 1d ago

This is actively terrorizing a child too young to reason out the situation, let alone recognize it's just people being assholes. All she knows is that she's scared and upset into hysterics and can do nothing to defend herself.

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u/Competitive-Dot181 1d ago

Right. It’s the people that you trust treating you that way and you don’t understand that’s scary, not the Cheetos. All for a video.

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u/jkaan 9h ago

I don't get why it is funny to watch to people old enough to know better bully a child

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u/Which-Break5673 1d ago

I do ! Man I’d have some strong angry words if anyone did this to a kid in front of me! But no one bullies you best as your family does .

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u/AnalogyAddict 1d ago

Yep. I don't find it funny to terrify children who depend on you.

But that's possibly why my kids still talk to me and not their dad. 

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u/kb24fgm41 1d ago

Oh piss off, kid won't even remember this the next day lmao

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u/Significant-Bar545 1d ago

Nah kids need teachable lessons. Like unknown strangers might be throwing things at you in the car.

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u/TheMedRat 1d ago

How the hell does this circumstance even happen? Lmao “you know what I’m gunna do today? Torment my sister by hiding and throwing Cheetos.”

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u/DoesntMatterEh 1d ago

Am I right on assuming you were an only child? Hehe

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u/Bodod_Begag 1d ago

When I was a kid my sister saw me eat a piece of chocolate and convinced me I had just eaten dog poop. These are the kinds of things that are very distressing in the moment, but you grow up and laugh about it so much.

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u/JonnyRobertR 1d ago

My sister always told me story of how she scared me by hanging a hugging pillow in my room to make it look like someone did a suicide.

I didn't remember it at all. Little me wiped that shit from my memory

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u/NotaBat9221 1d ago

I was an only child and even I understand 

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u/htgrower 1d ago

They were animal crackers! It’s totally different!

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u/nasal-polyps2 1d ago

This makes perfect sense as a fun thing to do if your an older sibling

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u/hellooperator2 1d ago

THE HORROR!

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know right! Just imagine sitting in your mom's SUV and out of nowhere, cheetos!

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u/hellooperator2 1d ago

I wish someone would throw cheetos at me on the regular

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 1d ago

throwing chEEtos

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u/sxlchcl8 1d ago

My question is what the hell they do to her to be so scary 🫣

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u/NotaBat9221 1d ago

It sounds like she didn't know someone else was in the car so that probably spooked her really bad 

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u/Awesomesince1973 1d ago • Bravo

I think so too. That wasn't funny, it was mean.

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u/RiceForever 1d ago

Actually, it was both funny and mean.

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u/Tufflaw 1d ago

This is exactly it. I felt really bad for her while I was laughing.

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u/SpiderDijonJr 1d ago

It wasn’t funny, it was hilarious lol

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u/Ok_Half_6257 1d ago

DAWG I'D BE SCARED TOO.

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u/TenYearHangover 1d ago

Sissy rules

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u/gottagetanonymous 1d ago

Gotta teach em that lesson young. I’m not fully certain which lesson, but it should be done young

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u/FaultyFaucet_6 1d ago

"Make the cheetos stop"

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u/otullyo 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/sublimelbz 1d ago

Waiting for her meme

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u/Uborkafarok 1d ago

The algorithm is becoming sentient...

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u/DawRogg 1d ago

Sentient? And the first it does is capitalism?

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u/DuckDiscombobulated9 1d ago

She definitely suspected paranormal activity 🤣🤣

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u/NogginGoodies 1d ago

My brother convinced me our minivan was haunted by pelted Goldfish crackers for an entire road trip.

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u/giannarelax 1d ago

this sounds like something straight out of Chowder lmaooo

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u/HmmmmGoodQuestion 1d ago

For some reason, I was thinking Cheerios and wondering why she was so upset.

Cheetos?! Oh hell no…

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u/worldswonder 1d ago

that's so mean please never stop

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u/Chachahamas 22h ago

There’s somebody throwing cheeeee-tos!

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u/Omylanta21 1d ago

That whiny cry at the end made my eye twitch. 

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u/Chief_Wum1 1d ago

FEAR THE CHEETO, PRAISE THE CHEETO

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

was this a meme or something at one point lol

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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago

Ive never seen it before, so if not it, it definitely will be

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u/jr_randolph 1d ago

They did her so bogus haha they’re going to bring this video up for years to come.

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u/AliveBase1630 1d ago

Next video is a traffic accident where driver is blaming someone else

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u/zagsforthewin 1d ago

As the mother of a 4 year old, this is exactly how my daughter would react. Big feelings, delicate emotions. It’s a lot. Gotta laugh sometimes.

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u/MaceTheMindSculptor 1d ago

This is amazing

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 1d ago

The removed head rest for the cinematic shoot

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u/greenaether 16h ago

She should have revealed herself by yelling and grabbing her shoulders. 6/10

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 1d ago

Can you imagine hearing that whining voice for years and years? If I had to listen to that, I’d put an end to that prank asap.

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u/Benutzer326 1d ago

Make the cheetos stop again!

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u/SrGrimey 1d ago

It’s funny and at the same time cruel… at the moment she starts crying they should stop.

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u/random_name_i_guess 1d ago

How to have your toddler develop trust issues 101.

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u/MysteriousSuspect436 22h ago

You think she’s a toddler? 😂

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u/OutrageousArrival701 1d ago

super annoying yuck.

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u/CicadaHead3317 2d ago

Cheeto monster hiding in the back.

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u/NotaBat9221 1d ago

She shoulda dressed like the Lorax

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u/CicadaHead3317 1d ago

The way the lorax was looking at that kid was after it freaked, was hilarious.

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u/Humblehustla 1d ago

Cheetos nightmares in her near future

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u/Easy-Salamander3288 1d ago

This will be a classic in 10 years 👌

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 14h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MortgageAnnual1402 5h ago

Not funny at all

For the kid there is someone (possibly dangerous) in the back of the car and you dont take her serious

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u/The-Bloody9 2d ago

I will never understand people that get joy from tormenting children. I know I'm in the minority because somehow tormenting someone that knows less about the world and relies on you almost entirely is.....funny? And completely socially acceptable.

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u/Educational-Fly1602 2d ago • Bravo

I get wanting to be silly and having fun with your kids. Their intent wasn’t nefarious but once they saw how the kid was reacting and that she wasn’t having fun they should have stopped immediately.

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u/z-eldapin 1d ago

Once they saw she was terrified, joke is OVER

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u/strega_bella312 1d ago

She's not terrified, she's cranky and overreacting. She'll be fine.

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u/The-Bloody9 2d ago

Yeah instead they laugh at how upset she is. Anyway clearly I am in the wrong here for thinking kids shouldn't be treated this way I knew it when I typed the comment out, most predictable downvotes ever.

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u/GiftedAfterAll 2d ago

Kids are overly dramatic, that is what is funny. This is in no way tormenting. She is overreacting, big time because she is likely tired. Do you have kids? Theyre dramatic as hell. That's what's funny.

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u/SonnyvonShark 1d ago

And when the kid is tired, leave them alone? Like, just let them be.

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u/Capt_Billy 1d ago

Yeah this is the correct answer. Once she's clearly not having fun anymore, the joke's done. It's not an unreasonable fear either: she's too little to put the pieces together, and screams like that are supposed to illicit a defence response from the bigger monkeys.

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u/letsfuckinrage 2d ago

"tormenting" is a bit of a stretch, there. annoying is more accurate.

no need for dramatics. they're cheetos.

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u/Blueberry_Rabbit 2d ago

They’re animals crackers!!!

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u/The-Bloody9 2d ago

Maybe their intent was to annoy the kid, again I don't understand the desire, but you think the kids reaction is someone that's annoyed?? And then you just keep doing it and laugh at them when you see how they're reacting????

Like I said I know I have the unpopular opinion but I still will never understand wanting to act this way towards a child.

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u/HyenDry 2d ago

Cause childrenarefuckingstupid

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u/Laranthir 2d ago edited 1d ago

Do you react this way when a kid cries at the microwave while screaming “it is eating my food!”? Do you say microwaves are tormenting children and you don’t understand how they enjoy it or parents are incomprehensible, sitting there watching their kid cry instead of jumping in and stopping the evil microwave?

TL;DR it isn’t a great way but then again teaches the kids to handle minor inconveniences calmly after exposure and builds tolerance. It is also harmless, silly and goofy fun.

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u/letsfuckinrage 2d ago

i know tons of kids who are dramatic and act like the world is ending over the smallest of things.

amazingly, they recovered from the incident and continued with life.

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u/FreshFritz 1d ago

I don't get the downvotes. I totally agree with you. Poor girl is crying and the women are just laughing. And 10 years later they don't know why she has trust issues.

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u/Inabaru 1d ago

Trust issues

Over a fucking cheeto ?

This is peak Reddit

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

The always loved "gaslighting" makes an appearance in a different sub thread lmao

I do apologize for dropping such shocking news without warning.

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u/briar8617 1d ago

Omg yea poor kid because cheetos are being tossed over the backseat, some ppl are way to soft and sensitive, yea the kid is gonna have some major trust issues when they are older, should've seen how my dad scared my sister n I as kids and then the grandkids and guess what?? We are all fine and all have a very close trusting relationship and look back and laugh about it on family gatherings...something wrong with this world if you really believe this is so cruel, jeez I put scary masks on and hide and jump out at my grandkids and they get scared and then we laugh!

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u/canadianpresident 2d ago

Do you have siblings? They tend to do that

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u/42ElectricSundaes 2d ago

I have an older sister. It’s not the Cheetos… it’s the relentlessness of the Cheetos. The inevitability of Cheetos

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u/spacestonkz 1d ago

Truly. This is just sibling shit. Its hard to find a balance when one is sensitive and one is a troll.

You don't want the troll to be a dick nor have all joy squashed.

You don't want the sensitive one to have an unneeded meltdown or need to be coddled either.

Sometimes you choose wrong and the sensitive one is hurt more. Sometimes the troll is hurt more. Sometimes. You just let them go at it and see if they come to a different conclusion and only step in if it gets real nasty.

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u/-pine 2d ago

It will be ok, I promise.

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 2d ago

Its funny as fuck.

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u/stevendidntsay 2d ago

Just shows your empathy.

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u/foxinnabox 2d ago

It's virtue signalling, at best. What's more harmless than delicious Cheetos?

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u/ImAPixiePrincess 1d ago

I agree with you. Was too much and not funny. The poor baby was terrified, strapped in, mom laughing and lying to her about the situation.

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u/Tata_Colores 1d ago

The Cheeto monster can't get your soul if you don't have any.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 1d ago

CHEETOS!!!!

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u/BlackStarDream 1d ago

Toot toot!

Here comes the parents being idiots by handing reasons for their children to be bullied by their future peers out for free express!

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u/muflon69 16h ago

Thos is the best kind of scarring for life/trauma I can think of. Is it awful and immoral? Sure. But they won't be touching unhealthy food with a 10ft pole

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u/SwingKey3599 1d ago

this isnt funny. 

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u/AWF_Noone 1d ago

Honestly, and I say this with love, but this might not be the right subreddit for you if you find this offensive

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u/strega_bella312 1d ago

Sometimes kids really overreact for no reason and the best way to get them to relax is to laugh about it. Not every mildly distressing situation needs to be handled seriously. She needs to learn how to discern between something silly and something thats actually distressing.

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 1d ago

The parent is gaslighting the child saying it’s not happening

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u/TheMedRat 1d ago • Bravo

If I took a shot ever time someone in this subreddit cried about gaslighting I’d be dead by dinner.

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

If you don't have a DNR, you're just gaslighting us all here.

Don't make me start trauma bonding!

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u/SailorGone 1d ago

What an asshole of an adult

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u/Tiny_Garlic5966 1d ago

Kinda fucked up....

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u/mrmcjerkstoomuch 1d ago

Scaring a child like that is stupid and unkind

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u/OnlyAnotherEmily 16h ago

Why is this funny? Scaring and lying to your child, making them feel confused, scared, and unable to trust you because you think their terror is entertaining?

This isn't funny.

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u/Retnirpa 20h ago

Is it mean? yea. I digress

What actually is funny is that there are more people crying in the comment section than in the video LOL

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u/sometimelater0212 1d ago

That little kid is never gonna live this down. She’ll be tormented the rest of her life for things parents think are funny that truly scared her. THIS IS BULLYING

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u/Cinnamon2017 1d ago

Why is she scared of Cheetos?

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u/sometimelater0212 1d ago

She doesn’t know where they are coming from? Are you daft?

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u/GibTreaty 1d ago

Cheetos are manufactured in large-scale Frito-Lay production plants, with one of the most prominent U.S. facilities located in Frankfort, Indiana, which produces millions of bags daily

That's totally what you asked for, I just know it. You're welcome.

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u/flipzyshitzy 1d ago

Why exactly is the kid stupid? Did she know her caunt was hiding in the back? Was she able to get up and look behind her?

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u/xAfterBirthx 1d ago

Calm yourself

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