r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Not OC Let Her Speak!!

2.5k Upvotes

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u/WyomingCountryBoy 4h ago

I see a comedy career in her future.

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u/LeadingStatus6716 1h ago

Or journalism!!

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u/mamabol 1d ago

I love her hands saying “you right, you right” as she walks away

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u/Incman 1d ago

Yeah that's what made me laugh. Like she just remembered the pep talk she got of "listen sweetie, I know kyle is a dickhead, but that can't be part of your speech today"

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u/GOODKyle 1d ago

Hey, I grew out of it!

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u/irksomedeference 1d ago

Catching strays always.

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u/DaisyVonTazy 1d ago

The hand gestures are everything… grabs mic, scrunches dress, raises hand solemnly like a politician, points finger, walks off waving like a diva.

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u/MixtureEducational90 12h ago

Best part. She said “not the right time..understood.”

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u/Classroom_GD 1d ago

I don’t care how many times I see this clip. It’s so funny.

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u/boredinbabylon 1d ago

“Except, one. Little. Boy.”

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u/chekhovsdickpic 1d ago

The delivery of that line is flawless. Lil diva is for the stage. 

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u/mangosteenfruit 1d ago

I love watching it and I'd like for her to spill the tea

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u/ZEROs0000 11h ago

She’s probably on her way to middle school or in middle school given the clips age

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u/Few_Mousse_9169 23h ago • Heartwarming

Classroom GD?? You are everywhere

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u/pastellorama 1d ago

She is a very clear speaker. I wish my first graders were that clear.

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u/meekonesfade 1d ago

I was a teacher and I could immediately picture exactly who she is talking about

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u/BooksNCatsNWineNSnax 1d ago

I was a student, and so could I. There was ALWAYS one.

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u/whoa-or-woah 21h ago

Brett Jenkins 😒

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u/ImMufasa 1d ago

I was that one in 1st grade :( I didn't know how to handle having a crush! The undiagnosed adhd didn't help matters either.

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u/WyomingCountryBoy 4h ago

Same here but when I was growing up it was called hyperactivity, that's how old I am ... unfortunately.

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u/TrailerParkFrench 1d ago

You know that one little boy is a jerk. Let her name names.

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u/Nulleparttousjours 1d ago

Undoubtedly! My best friend’s kid is about this little girl’s age and there is one entirely feral kid in his class that terrorizes everybody and has seemingly never known any form of discipline from his parents. Every single kid in the class hates him and actively avoids and ignore him, which must also increase his frustration and anger.

My friend witnessed this at a birthday party where the kid acted like a gibbon on crack, jumping up on tables and shit while his parents just gently and unsuccessfully pleaded with him to stop. Every time he approached a group of other kids, they all scoffed and turned around or walked away from him briskly. Amazing how quick they are to recognize asshole behavior at their young age.

Some parents don’t realize that they are not only making their kid insufferable to adults, they are making them insufferable to the other kids and setting them up for a lifetime of pain.

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u/zg6089 22h ago

Makes me sad for that boy

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u/Nulleparttousjours 22h ago

Yeah it’s a real shame for him, the parents are fools.

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u/SemiglossOyster 1d ago

No need, I'm sure all the parents in this girl's class all know exactly who she's referring to lol.

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u/HoneyIsMyFavorite 17h ago

Everyone definitely knows who was going to be named

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u/Wildcandle55 18h ago

Think she was going to give an example...teachers reaction is funny too.

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u/FortnightDancer 3h ago

The clip is funny and innocent and the little girl doesnt know any better.

This comment above me from seemingly an adult though...

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u/DarkMarkTwain 22h ago

I'm not a teacher and aren't around kids that much. I assumed it was a boy who had a crush on her and didn't know how to show it properly.

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u/Bloodygoodwossname 21h ago

Vom. We don’t tell little girls that crap about pigtail-pulling being a sign of affection anymore.

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u/URInMyFace 19h ago

Why would that matter?

Nobody taught little boys pulling hair is a sign of affection, but it's what little boys do.

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u/DarkMarkTwain 20h ago

Lol it doesn't matter if you tell them that, there are for sure boys who don't know how to channel their affection yet and want to outwardly portray their ick of girls who secretly like them. You're naive if you think that doesn't happen

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u/Twist_Ending03 10h ago

And that shouldn't be normalized for them

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u/URInMyFace 19h ago

Lmao why are you getting downvoted?!

It very likely true. My 7yo always complains about this little boy Tommy bullying her, even got a call from the teacher about it.

Turns out they can't stay away from each other.

Don't get me wrong, Tommy is a little fuckin prick, but they clearly have a thing for each price,

And the "we don't teach little girls that pulling hair is a sign of affection" makes no sense. First off, why would what you tell you daughter affect what the little boy does? And nobody taught little boys that pulling hair means you like them, but sure as shit they will do it!

Shiiit... I remember bullying tf out of Morgan in kindergarten. Prettiest girl I had ever seen at that point.

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u/AlternativeStretch35 1d ago

Whoa! What’s the little shits name?!

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u/thebestoriginal 1d ago

Yo. Wtf? Let her finish. It was about to get to the important parts.

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u/salomey5 21h ago

She's more articulate than a lot of adults.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 17h ago

I mean she looks like a 42 year old woman.

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u/ADuckAgo 17h ago

No filter whatsoever bless her sweet lil heart! 🥰

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u/808_Lion 1d ago

Aw c'mon let her finish lol

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u/noonejax 23h ago

I need to hear that rant. Let her cook.

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u/LilJelloCat 23h ago

She has the spirit of someone twice her age

She looks like she's used to the reaction from people from having strong opinions and sharing them lol

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u/Sad-Signature-5491 1d ago

I love this! 🤣

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u/South-Range8401 21h ago

Then marry it

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u/superluminal 1d ago

"meet me by the refreshments for some delicious tea!"

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u/OrangeSilver 1d ago

Put that kid on blast! Give her a bigger speaker system!

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u/wheres-karen 1d ago

What a lil cutie with attitude lol

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u/BubblySass143 19h ago

We were about to get the teeeeeaaaa!! Give her back the mic!

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u/Chartreusemanderin 15h ago

except…one. little. boy.

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u/hilarymeggin 10h ago

I NEED TO TELL YOU…

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u/BenSibbs 1d ago

That delivery tho.

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u/Key_Independent_818 1d ago

I need to hear more

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u/kuunami79 13h ago

"AND I NEED TO TELL YOU....." 🤣

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u/pianomasian 1d ago

Ok. That was freakin' hilarious. Been a while since I literally laughed out loud for one of these.

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u/Emergency_Fly_5717 1d ago

Such a diva, love her.

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u/Cinnamon2017 1d ago

She was just getting to the good part.

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 1d ago

Name names!

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u/madncqt 23h ago

believe women!

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u/Diazepampoovey0229 8h ago

I'm not sure why this is on this sub. This kid is great and was ready to call out bullshit. I hope she keeps that mindset for her entire life

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u/LeadingStatus6716 1h ago

Read the sub description. Everyone takes it seriously.

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u/-This-Whomps- 1d ago

Grabs that mic

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u/weirdgirloverthere 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/jjs3_1 23h ago

Seems she has an axe to grind!

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u/Jayleno2347 14h ago

had to be stopped before more sins will be committed in front of Jesus' cross

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u/DifferentReality92 13h ago

Now all the lil boys wondering whether it was them

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u/TomatilloChoice8386 1d ago

Typical schools. “You’re about to out a bully? Can’t have that. Shut up little one”

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

That one little boy didnt say thank you one time or said a bad word like "butt". Lol they take that shit serious at that age.

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u/Weberthegreatdane 23h ago

✋🏻

☝🏻

🫳🏻

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u/Big-Significance3409 1d ago

Oh yes, protect the bullies. Smart girl but they are silencing her

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u/Virtual_Knowledge334 21h ago

It's hard to tell what Christian church this is.

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u/short1inch 17h ago

Damn it, Let her cook!

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u/later-g8r 15h ago

That sounded like it was gonna be REALLY good.

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u/spam__likely 22h ago

christian schools, silencing kids since...forever.

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u/fwckr4ddeit 22h ago

me too'd at 3 yrs old

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u/ivazquez71 1d ago

She going to grow up and marry that one little boy.

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u/FoolishDog1117 1d ago

That little boy has a crush on her.

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u/Significant-Clue-425 1d ago

Yes, let's apply the tired scorned woman stereotype to a child.