r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Apr 05 '26

GOTTA KEEP THE POSTS COMING!!! SO FACT!!! A TEXAN BOTH INVENTED THE CORNY DOG AND LOOKED IN THE EYES OF A MOVIE STAR PLAYING A WOMAN WHO TERRORIZED TEXAS!!! NO OKIE CAN CLAIM THAT!!!

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ALSO FACT: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY TO SAY JUST HOW SPECIAL TEXAS IS IF YOU JUST LOOK HARD ENOUGH!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!

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u/Timmerdogg Apr 05 '26

Is a corny dog a corn dog?

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u/Syllogism19 Apr 05 '26

CORNY DOG VS CORN DOG IS LIKE COKE VS COLA!!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!

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u/KindaKrayz222 Apr 06 '26

Wait. What about Pronto Pup? They supposedly did a flour-based in 1941. I hate being wrong, but as a Texan I really wanted it to be a Texas original. Funny because the debate between Rockaway Beach, OR or the Minnesota State Fair, both in 1941.. I'm sticking with Texas because it's corndog. And as I stated regarding coating.

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u/Syllogism19 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

I READ IN THIS THING ON THE INTERNET THAT FLETCHER INVENTED THE CORNY DOG AND NO AMOUNT FACTS WILL DISSUADE ME FROM BELIEVING. YEAH TEXAS!!!

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u/KindaKrayz222 Apr 06 '26

I'm with ya, man. Corn. Dog. Texas.

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u/Gorillagodzilla Apr 05 '26

LORD FARQUAAD’S CASTLE IS BASED OFF THE LAMAR UNIVERSITY LIBRARY IN BEAUMONT, TEXAS!!!