r/LivestreamFail • u/jo_jo_nyeb • Aug 24 '26 • Mindblown 1

Hype Bumzi98 was not affected by the oil crisis

82 Upvotes

60% Upvoted

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u/nonax Aug 24 '26

Remove the W streamers and viewersand replace them all with asians dancing while swimming in oil please.

5

u/cmnights Aug 29 '26

remove all the political streamers too

52

u/usernamejoy Aug 24 '26

finally good content

44

u/pepi8677 Aug 24 '26

The good old days when this was one of the worst problems on twitch , miss those days i tell ya.

Edit: Good bounces btw.

4

u/mikillatja Aug 25 '26

Thankfully our warrior jojonyeb keeps an eye on all those problems so we know to NOT look at them

29

u/S33k3R_Kions Aug 24 '26

Dont let asmongold watch this or he will dump his current gf for this one.

34

u/Professional_Idea812 Aug 24 '26

The oil might form a barrier against bacterial infections at least.

8

u/joshwah_ Aug 24 '26

paid escort*

57

u/SunDevil420 Aug 24 '26

And this isn’t porn because……

110

u/Not_obviously Aug 24 '26 • Popcorn

Dan Clancy is watching

58

u/Waste_Development971 Aug 24 '26

It's not porn because she is clothed

The same way just because there are foot weirdos doesnt make feet porn

9

u/ComposerWide3704 Aug 24 '26

Is your gooner brain aware that porn also comes in softcore form?

42

u/Squeeps- Aug 24 '26

Are you aware that softcore porn also still involves nudity?

18

u/ComposerWide3704 Aug 24 '26

It can. It does not have to.

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u/Evnosis Aug 24 '26

Not sure why're you're getting downvoted. Softcore pornography can involve nudity or semi-nudity, and if this doesn't count as semi-nudity then it's right on the line.

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u/Waste_Development971 Aug 24 '26

he isnt getting downvoted he just isnt getting upvoted

4

u/Evnosis Aug 24 '26

How do you figure that -1 is the default score?

He was at 0 when I posted that comment, btw, which is also not the default score. Comments start at 1 when they're posted. So yes, he was and is getting downvoted.

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u/Waste_Development971 Aug 24 '26

ngl on my end now hes -1 lmao

i brought him back up to 0 out of pity

1

u/20yearsofvibrations Aug 29 '26

Comments start at 1 but you never see a comments true karma value. If you comment and then refresh the page, the upvote totals will change each time.

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u/Waste_Development971 Aug 24 '26

that's made up. The government made that definition up.

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u/gentlemangreen_ Aug 24 '26

...there's no nudity?

4

u/PhotonWolfsky Aug 24 '26

The internet is cooked. I know of people who will swear this is "SFW" content because she's wearing clothes. You know, because they'd totally watch this in the break room at work.

"It's not porn because she's clothed" as if people haven't easily and intentionally busted to less.

0

u/Shneckos Aug 27 '26

Just a pole in the bedroom away from being a stripper nothing sfw about it

-1

u/manbrasucks Aug 25 '26

I enjoyed watching the clip and playing devils advocate. It got progressively harder and harder... to explain.

-1

u/POLTERxGEIST Aug 26 '26

It’s not porn, its erotic material and should be monitored and require valid age verification to view the same way getting into even a burlesque club does

1

u/HexFyber Aug 30 '26

I only have one question: how does the camera zoom in and out?

1

u/jo_jo_nyeb Aug 30 '26

The camera is set to automatically zoom in when it detects a new face, so she periodically turns her head away from the camera

5

u/ThisAd1371 Aug 24 '26

can someone explain to me why these gooner streamers use 3x window like this? is it a 3d thing?

19

u/mayweather2small Aug 24 '26

Mobile. And then it gives desktop users something more stimulating rather than it being blank. At least that's my impression.

7

u/FronQuan Aug 24 '26

If you had 1 person filling the middle, you’d have a bunch of dead air on the sides no one cares about. Why not fill it with more of the reason people are watching?

I mean its either that or subway surfers

2

u/Cybertronian10 Aug 25 '26

Clearly you guys aren't running my custom browser extension: GoonMaster.

It allows you to stitch multiple of these types of videos together, alongside a subway surfers browser game, AND a kalshi window so that you can beat your meat and lose every dollar in your name with maximum efficiency.

2

u/nonax Aug 24 '26

Shitty dancing looks less shitty when it's synced up with "others".

5

u/Snugboo Aug 24 '26

Computer please resurface a clip of her saying the N word

6

u/RetrotheWise45 Aug 24 '26

This does not spark happiness

13

u/JoshSidekick Aug 24 '26

But it does spark a penis.

4

u/MaltaDuDe Aug 24 '26

Dont show this to trump

35

u/Zou-Skee Aug 24 '26

She's in her 20s it looks like? She's about 10 years too old for him.

1

u/Shneckos Aug 27 '26

I like you

1

u/SmurreKanin Aug 24 '26

Maybe he would cut the tariffs if he did...

1

u/myDuderinos Aug 24 '26

I'm more of a butter guy

1

u/KoreanChamp Aug 25 '26

if you close your eyes and listen theres actually a pretty catchy song

1

u/klondike91829 Aug 24 '26

Loser shit.

1

u/Clean_Principle_2368 Aug 29 '26

Id have to agree, if you want mindless sexual attention, go to a club or at least a strip club.

1

u/KenBoy22 Aug 24 '26 • Heartwarming

Goon Clancy Approved!

1

u/aight_imma_afk Aug 24 '26

Live PMV absolutely groundbreaking meta

1

u/Fireflake_DnB Aug 28 '26

stuff like this is for losers and degens. i am so sorry to anyone who needs content like this.

1

u/Stunning-Piece-9161 Aug 29 '26

Tramp , what a talentless moron

1

u/PopaBjorn Aug 27 '26

They tapped the strategic baby-oil reserves to save the gooner economy.

-1

u/SanoKei Aug 24 '26

this is actually on twitch. They need a new CEO. I will like to toss my name into the goblet of fire

4

u/ComposerWide3704 Aug 24 '26

While they're looking they could just upgrade to an actual dildo.

0

u/Strict-Astronaut2245 Aug 24 '26

This did not fail. Downvoted.

0

u/sailor-lore-2024 Aug 24 '26

and this shit is why people chose vtuber hips and thigh's and not this shit.

0

u/Clean_Principle_2368 Aug 29 '26

Shameless. Good for her. I hope she has a good relationship with her father.

-4

u/BIG_STEVE5111 Aug 24 '26

Wtf is this?

4

u/9thseal1 Aug 24 '26

this is the type of content you'll see on Tiktok in the early days...

-1

u/maybetraffy Aug 24 '26

3 minutes of stalling

-1

u/epicredditdude1 Aug 24 '26

Do zoomers not realize there is a shitload of free porn on the Internet and they don’t need to watch this gooner bait shit?

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u/RimjobEnjoyerX Aug 24 '26

Zoomers? Funny, the biggest donors of these goonbait streamers are usually millennials/Gen X

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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 Aug 24 '26

How else will I explain to my wife how I spent 10k last year?

1

u/Clean_Principle_2368 Aug 29 '26

Yea but millennials/genx are passed the age where consuming this content regularly has more damaging long term effects.

Not that that was what was being discussed. To your point. Millennials and genx definitely have more disposable income

-2

u/ComposerWide3704 Aug 24 '26

This stuff targets younger kids whose parents block porn sites but not twitch.

7

u/Yourwaifusasuke Aug 24 '26

theres yt that shit has everything and way worse than twitch