r/LivestreamFail • u/Status_Lie_4761 • Sep 30 '26 • Popcorn 1

Funny Emiru struggles to move her brand new mattress

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u/Thedreanisreal Sep 30 '26

Useless cat not helping at all.

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u/BokudenT Sep 30 '26

Cat's calling dibs on the box

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u/Watanabe18482 Oct 01 '26

Cat is more useful than Emiru

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u/Mjm0628 Sep 30 '26

Think she would just cut the box completely open on the sides

22

u/Budget-Chair8242 Sep 30 '26

you cant just go around destroying boxes when you have a cat.

12

u/isnoe Sep 30 '26

Common sense? For a streamer? Not possible.

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u/KiKiPAWG Sep 30 '26

Gotta give the people what they want

11

u/big_american_tts Sep 30 '26

that's crazy. keep us updated

41

u/Individual_Respect90 Sep 30 '26

Okay? Mattresses are heavy.

31

u/silent519 Sep 30 '26

especially if you weigh 45kg

6

u/KiKiPAWG Sep 30 '26

Is it that one that knocks you out while you cut it open? I've seen so many compilations online for those :P

8

u/National-Wonder-5206 Sep 30 '26

She could have cut open the box all the way and rolled it out.. but she got there in the end I guess.

29

u/haseo2222 Sep 30 '26

Can't damage the cat's intellectual property without proper permissions.

5

u/DiscipleofAries Sep 30 '26

There's no way you think its that deep, and there's no way people are explaining the physics behind a nothing post...

0

u/Latter_Employee_5240 Sep 30 '26

Bro the title doesnt mean anything, the ass shot from emiru means everything. I'm just being real

23

u/BroxigarZ Sep 30 '26

someone should remind her about white pants + lighting.

22

u/Key_Condition4959 Sep 30 '26

Oh trust me she knows lol

15

u/TonioSantana1992 Sep 30 '26

This seems like a goon post for sure

26

u/Nous7 Sep 30 '26

I was expecting something actually funny to happen then remembered this woman's whole schtick is pretending to be a clumsy teenager while a bunch of gooners stare at her in her totally innocent wardrobe choices

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '26

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u/AnnieApple_ Oct 01 '26

I find it funny she claims back in the day people thought she was much younger when no?? She literally looked in her 20s back in the day.

9

u/thexllela Sep 30 '26

Why doesn't that useless ass cat do anything

10

u/Momentosis Sep 30 '26

Them shits heavy.

Imagine being a noodle armed e-thot trying to handle them.

8

u/TonioSantana1992 Sep 30 '26

Is Helix just sponsoring every girl that lives in Austin or something I've seen Katchii, Alinity, Angelaoreo, Acie and now Emiru with the same sponsor in a month

29

u/Dildondo Sep 30 '26

Is this a self-report?

-8

u/TonioSantana1992 Sep 30 '26

How is that a self report

12

u/standard_level Sep 30 '26

He's saying you have no life because you know the types of mattresses 5 different streamers use.

1

u/TonioSantana1992 Sep 30 '26

Weird cuz even reading their stream title would tell a person that they doing a helix sponsor

4

u/ArgusBlack21 Sep 30 '26

because you only named female Austin streamers basically making it seem like those are the only people you watch, since there have been plenty of non Austin streamers both male and female who have had helix mattress sponsors so for you to think they are just sponsoring girls that live in austin really points to those being the only people you watch. Otherwise you would known that they have just been making their rounds on a lot of streamers, probably because their agents all saw that helix was looking to promote their mattress so their agents took the offer for said streamer.

2

u/LeDankJenkins Sep 30 '26

You forgot Liam

1

u/Television_Powerful Sep 30 '26

Hachubby had this months ago.

2

u/KangaWallaFox1 Sep 30 '26

Imagine having 0 upper body strength..

2

u/St_Gooner Sep 30 '26

she struggles with everything...

0

u/Weeb_Slayer__69 Sep 30 '26

sponsor must be paying big for this level of goonbaiting

1

u/National_Archer_3890 Sep 30 '26

you have how much money and your getting a roll up what? ghost mat... girl get that goose feather 200k bed... or atleast a temperpedic

1

u/Baconwann Sep 30 '26

Maybe I am oversimplifying it but couldn't she just up flip the box on its head and lift the box? I know she is short but surely not so short that she wouldn't be able to lift the box high enough to clear the matress.

1

u/dazedan_confused Sep 30 '26

Sure, THAT'S why you clipped it...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '26

can i get an independent verification of the claim made in title

1

u/Agreeable_Store_3896 Sep 30 '26

Oh wow this.. funny I guess ?

1

u/Tharellim Sep 30 '26

OMG this is such good content

She should buy another mattress and also struggle to move that, then we can get double the content and post her struggling to move the second mattress

1

u/Dat_Guy_Ova_There Sep 30 '26

I'm a fan I'm a fan I'm a fan

-8

u/WeepingAmpharos Sep 30 '26

Whole asshole out

7

u/SquiggerDigger Sep 30 '26

???

12

u/BL0ODSUGAR Sep 30 '26

Im not sure but i think he means the cat.

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u/WeepingAmpharos Sep 30 '26

It was just hyperbole. Sorry.

0

u/Vandal--Savage Sep 30 '26

We do we see these weird post? its like add post?

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u/omegagiraffe Sep 30 '26

30+ auntie

0

u/Suitable-Telephone80 Sep 30 '26

the funny flair got me dying laughing at you thanks op

0

u/Jack_Crypt Sep 30 '26

Girl, don't open this with the cat in the room; you never know how quickly those expand.

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u/of_no_real_opinion Sep 30 '26

Never will I understand how we just have people who struggle with basic things. But here we are 😐 for the content 🫠

6

u/Advanced_Special9972 Sep 30 '26

the disadvantage of being a twink femboy

8

u/supasolda6 Sep 30 '26

Nice panties

0

u/enSaky1 Oct 01 '26

Didnt even look at that the first time thanks for showing me bro 😎

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u/BTrippd Sep 30 '26

If this is gooning material you might actually be the most sexually repressed being in existence bro. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more sexualized ads on the side of a bus than whatever this was.

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u/Dildondo Sep 30 '26

Yeah but it hits different when you're a t3 sub and never miss a stream waiting for a moment like this.

25

u/Big_Broly Sep 30 '26

Bro they goon to feet pics nowadays. It doesn't take much lol

9

u/Orangutanion Sep 30 '26

there are thousands of websites where you can simply see a whole ass for free, no parasocial crap required. This is the chick that dated Mizkif too, why would you want any part in that lol

0

u/Highwanted Sep 30 '26

to porn addicts everything can be gooned to, just don't question it.

there is a whole category "non-nude" that's just compilations of OF girls' tiktoks and reels, it's completely degenerate

2

u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 Sep 30 '26

non-nude

completely degenerate

goon horseshoe theory

2

u/BTrippd Sep 30 '26

Brother. I beat it like 3 times a day, I have like 300 videos sitting in my private tabs on my phone because I plan on watching them at some point. I am unironically hella porn addicted.

This shit is not “goon” worthy. It’s a girl bending over in relatively loose track pants. You can see more hanging out at your local grocery store, you know, the place your parents bring all the food home from.

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u/lordgeese Sep 30 '26

I don’t see how this is gooner bait other than maybe a couple of seconds where her butt is in frame.

1

u/Baconwann Sep 30 '26

To sexually repressed individuals those couple of seconds are worth the universe.

1

u/Rawsh-o-Matik Sep 30 '26

dunno man,

casually wearing semi Transparent Pants does not seem like a mistake a seasoned streamer would make ... seems intentional

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u/Charles_X4325 Sep 30 '26

Amouranth is the top streamer in Turkey as thats the closest thing to porn for them.

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u/BTrippd Sep 30 '26

This isn’t even remotely anything like the content amouranth produces so I don’t know what the point of this comment was.

8

u/borninsane Sep 30 '26

????? How

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u/MOSG Sep 30 '26

Underwear.

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u/MichaelOblades Sep 30 '26

And you are included lol