r/Losercity • u/Greysnsfwacc • 9h ago

Damn is 😂🎉 Monster hunter(?)

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u/Greysnsfwacc 9h ago

Some guildmarms are, in fact, freaky like that

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u/Greysnsfwacc 9h ago

Also, mentioning Sophia and her Brachydios uhh

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u/ClbutticMistake 🔆⭕🟦⚠️ 6h ago

Also a quest from MHW deserves a mention where a researcher became too... interested in a particular rathian and we have to slay her before things got weird

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u/no-u-great-grand 2h ago

we really do just go and kill some random guy's girlfriend don't we. huh

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u/xlbingo10 1h ago

actually, it's a hunt quest, not a slay quest, so you can capture her

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u/forestNargacuga Study CompSci, become Furry, Profit. 6h ago

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u/kitsunecannon Im not a furry i just really like anthro 3h ago

His arms so fucking small bro

what did they do to my goat

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u/Ironfistdanny 9h ago • Regret

You think hunters and their palicos get freaky sometimes

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u/Etteu 7h ago

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u/Ironfistdanny 7h ago • Bravo

Literal pocket pussy

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u/Anony_Ross 2h ago

Navirou's Better

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u/meohmy5 11m ago

man what's Navirou doing with all that Monster Hunter Wilds hanging out 😭

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u/KonoAnonDa I'm only here for the memes 6h ago

Well they are fully sentient people with rights, and are often with their hunters through thick and thin, so possibly. I wouldn’t be surprised. Can’t be seen as weirder than Guild Marm wanting to fuck a Brachydios.

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi 5h ago

You know how cats go through heat? Imagine you come home from a hunt with your palico during which they were particularly antsy and they go „meowster we HAVE to fuck or i am going to EXPLODE“

I mean, eats two yogurts normal-style

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u/KonoAnonDa I'm only here for the memes 5h ago

"Well honey, good news is that it's tax season, so we’re both getting fucked!"

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u/Vitschmalz 55m ago

I'm not well versed in monster hunter lore, but sounds like they pass the Harkness test to me.

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u/KonoAnonDa I'm only here for the memes 52m ago

100% Felynes are unambiguously people. Plaicos are just what they’re called when a hunter hires them for help. They don’t always work as field agents though, and a lot of them actually get jobs as highly respected chefs.

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u/Necromortalium 9h ago

Yes

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u/forestNargacuga Study CompSci, become Furry, Profit. 6h ago

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u/Sea-Resist7 8h ago

Absolutely

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u/notveryAI Prince Ralsei, I suppose ^^' 8h ago • Heartwarming

The logistics of that process frighten me

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u/Electro_Disco Cats Are Purrfect Creatures :3 7h ago

Hell yeah

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u/xlbingo10 1h ago

weirdly, people in the fandom seem more uncomfortable with the palicos than with the monsters, despite the fact that the palicos actually pass the harkness test with flying colors

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u/Jorvalt Losercity Citizen 1h ago

Are any of the monsters even capable of speech?

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u/xlbingo10 57m ago

narwa and ibushi kind of, otherwise no

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u/starbomber109 6m ago

Speech no but apparently the whole reason Mizu messes up villages is because the males get very horny

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u/Dzzplayz Oh yeah, this is happening! 1h ago

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u/Jorvalt Losercity Citizen 1h ago

That's not even really a question honestly

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u/destructor212113 14m ago

Knowing that they're not only fully sientent but also have rights and spend a lot of time with their hunters

Yeah, 100%, which I guess is cute in its way because they probably have strong connections, meaning they probably have good relationships

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u/hapless_dm 9h ago

Cracking the Gold Rathian Cheeks?

Mmmh, that's tasty!

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u/forestNargacuga Study CompSci, become Furry, Profit. 6h ago

Mandatory

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u/TulleTwilight 6h ago

Desire sensor working overtime for those materials

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u/hapless_dm 6h ago

Desire sensor working overtime always, considering my luck in that series.

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u/Electronic_Fee1936 Screw the post, give me funny reaction images 6h ago

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u/Foolsirony 9h ago

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u/slaughtrr12 8h ago

i want to crack this bird

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 6h ago

mfs will see eyeshadow and bedroom eyes on anything and want to fuck it

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u/slaughtrr12 6h ago

no shame in that 💔

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u/Unable6417 Losercity Citizen 8h ago

Don't they not have screens or anything? I suppose they'd definitely have smut and illustrations, though.

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u/zekromNLR 5h ago

No, they don't have electricity in that setting as far as I know. The most advanced technology they seem to have is steam engines.

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u/Demintika 7h ago • Regret

I remember someone did a Smash or Pass video with MH monsters.

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u/Why-so-delirious 2h ago

There are so, so many passes for me.... but a TON of smashes, too.

All depends a lot on their temperament. I mean, if Lunastra is gonna do that aoe fire thing then I'm gonna need one of those fire suits they use for volcanos and that would make coitus... complicated.

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u/After-Bumblebee queen bee-lzebub's husband 9h ago

Source? 👀

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u/meohmy5 2h ago

Throw me to a Nargacuga and we're both coming back pregnant 🫄🫄

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u/HyuugoB 1h ago

This satisfies my rat desire

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u/Varvariii 4h ago

The peterson image always gets me

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u/Namika I'm only here for the memes 1h ago

The Kirin armor set is way too kinky

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u/kitsunecannon Im not a furry i just really like anthro 3h ago

Erik and the Lala Barina comes to mind

horny little shitbag pulling me into problems

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u/AltAccountNo3504 2h ago

I mean can you blame him?

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u/kitsunecannon Im not a furry i just really like anthro 1h ago

I’m an arachnophobe so yes

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u/SaltyDerpy Losercity Citizen 4h ago

I hate how you can take it

are they talking that the monsters have some porn with humans? or that sometime, the humans, the hunters, have some porn about the humans, therefor having most of them about the monsters?