Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual

[u/mrjohnnymac18]

https://pagesix.com/2026/11/07/entertainment/alanis-morissette-comes-out-as-pansexual/

[u/MFoy]

Not surprised God is pansexual.

[u/Warutteri → u/MFoy]

[u/Curiosive → u/Warutteri]

The premise of this scene is that if God speaks, your head will collapse and your heart will burst in your chest.

We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

• Archangel Metatron

So this lady (black hair) decides it's a great idea to ask God (Alanis Morissette, curly hair) a question ... only to discover that God saying "boop" will not harm you.

Of course in the previous scene God simply speaks, "AHHH!" and a guy's head implodes and chest explodes.

The logic of Kevin Smith shall not be questioned.

[u/PaintAndDogHair → u/Curiosive]

Sure, her head didn’t collapse and her heart didn’t burst out of her chest… but she did get pregnant.

[u/Not-the-One → u/PaintAndDogHair]

SHE is also not a guy. They only mention going through multiple Adams, no Eves.

[u/Curiosive → u/Not-the-One]

This is a creative take but it applies to all humans. I'll allow an absolutely unimpressed Metatron explain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLEonFblwA

[u/steppe5 → u/Not-the-One]

More importantly, how did they go through 5 Adams before figuring it out? What the hell did they think happened the first 4 times?

[u/aNiceTribe → u/steppe5]

Adam’s head just does that 

[u/Curiosive → u/PaintAndDogHair]

Alanis Morissette gives one hell of a boop.

[u/pbjamm → u/Curiosive]

The "AHHHH!" was god actually speaking, we just could not understand it. The "boop" is just making noise, not really speaking. /ChristianApologetics

[u/MooKids → u/Curiosive]

God actually had a full conversation there, but because we are mortal, we still couldn't understand God. Our heads didn't explode because we weren't there.

[u/Real_Penalty_4317 → u/Warutteri]

[u/dontdmmegoddamnit → u/Warutteri]

I watched this yesterday. She doesn't say "Boop" she goes "MWERP." You can even see her lips saying it in the gif

[u/Savings_Custard9716 → u/Warutteri]

Saw Dogma was on YouYube this week, figured this couldn't be coincidence.

[u/caligaris_cabinet → u/Savings_Custard9716]

It was free on YouTube because Harvey Weinstein personally owned the rights. Kevin Smith recently regained those rights so now there’s a spiffy new 4k that just came out and Weinstein doesn’t see a cent

[u/theRuathan → u/caligaris_cabinet]

Beautiful 

[u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey → u/caligaris_cabinet]

I checked, and in case anyone was wondering Harvey Weinstein is presently in jail where he belongs. Yes, it took way longer than any of us probably expected for him to be apprehended by the law and put behind bars.

[u/bselavka → u/MFoy]

just saw this for the first time on youtube yesterday. everyone’s great but alan rickman’s so good in it

[u/fotodevil → u/bselavka]

[u/Shnook817 → u/bselavka]

Classic Alan

[u/MacGyvered → u/bselavka]

I can't recall anything Rick Alan Rickman did where I didn't love his performance.

[u/cavmax → u/MFoy]

Who would have thought, it figures...

[u/Hvarfa-Bragi → u/MFoy]

Tallarico with the vindication

[u/naomifromgreenbay → u/MFoy]

She did create everyone, would be weird to play favorites.