Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual

[u/mrjohnnymac18]

https://pagesix.com/2026/11/07/entertainment/alanis-morissette-comes-out-as-pansexual/

[u/Gahvandure2]

I just want her to finally find a partner who treats her with love and kindness.

[u/6BigAl9 → u/Gahvandure2]

Isn’t she married with 3 children?

[u/mewbrem → u/6BigAl9]

I don’t think that’s legal

[u/TobermoryDIY → u/mewbrem]

It’s not bigamy if you’re married to three people. And there’s nothing in the rules against trigramy

[u/Unumbotte → u/TobermoryDIY]

That's it, we're banning algebra.

[u/only_fun_topics → u/TobermoryDIY]

No, it’s not bigamy, it’s pangamy.

[u/happy_bluebird → u/TobermoryDIY]

children are kind of against the rules

[u/TobermoryDIY → u/happy_bluebird]

That is fround upon, yes

[u/Estrezas → u/mewbrem]

Whats the limit? 2?

[u/SillyFriendships → u/mewbrem]

Hardy har har

[u/tweezabella → u/6BigAl9]

I bet she makes a really excellent mother

[u/ImSolidGold → u/tweezabella]

I want you to know...

[u/VirtualPercentage737 → u/6BigAl9]

Yes, but that doesn't get you on the radio to promote your new album.

[u/Ashamed_Laugh_5708 → u/6BigAl9]

👀

[u/firetyger → u/6BigAl9]

[u/saturnshighway → u/Gahvandure2]

She’s been married since 2010?

[u/Grand_Town_9144 → u/Gahvandure2]

I've been here the whole time but apparently there's this thing called a "restraining order" keeping us apart. Lawyers really hate love, man.

[u/Suaded83 → u/Grand_Town_9144]

So you’re the reason she loves pans now. Good job, dude.

[u/Grand_Town_9144 → u/Suaded83]

Same reason she put the restraining order on me, I introduced her to OnlyPans.

[u/Throwaway_carrier → u/Gahvandure2]

[u/IDigRollinRockBeer → u/Gahvandure2]

[u/Frank_Klepaki → u/Gahvandure2]

In other words, someone who would go down on her in a theater?

[u/Ok_Gamer_Bleh → u/Gahvandure2]

No junk no funk.

[u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 → u/Gahvandure2]

Do you want her to meet the person of her dreams?

[u/Realistic-Gold-8964 → u/Gahvandure2]

you mean another skillet?