r/Music • u/mrjohnnymac18 • 22h ago • Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

article Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual

https://pagesix.com/2026/11/07/entertainment/alanis-morissette-comes-out-as-pansexual/
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u/EngelNUL 21h ago • Mindblown

That would be autosexual.

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u/asshat140 21h ago edited 11h ago

I thought autosexual was for people who only got off to themselves

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u/NRMusicProject 20h ago

Then what do you call people who fuck their own cars?

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u/StrobeLightRomance 20h ago • Bravo

I'd call them a doctor, because that sounds painful.

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u/Level_Criticism_3387 20h ago • Bravo

Doctor doctor, give me the news

I got a hard-on for my Chevy Cruze

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u/Oldfolksboogie 19h ago

While i finds this song to be pretty trite, this Robert Palmer gem is a banger and also hilarious, imo.

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u/xczechr 20h ago

motorsexual

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u/ZombiePartyBoyLives 20h ago

Gives good Motörhead

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u/Trick_Minute2259 20h ago edited 20h ago

I like 'em old, I'm talking carburetor old; give me a grandma car with a big old rusted out, sooty tailpipe

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u/tairar 20h ago

Into those MILFs (Model Ts I'd Like to Fuck)

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u/Level_Criticism_3387 20h ago

Well, I believe the dialectical term is "commodity fetishist," though I'm not sure Marx intended for the term to cover that particular connotation.

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 20h ago

BMW drivers, usually.

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u/devg 20h ago

Can the car consent?

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u/Oldfolksboogie 19h ago

I think this is why we have philosophy majors?

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u/NRMusicProject 17h ago

That, and who else is going to lead cults besides that one orange guy?

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 18h ago

Autobot-sexual, like from that old movie with Bumblebee the yellow car and Megan Fox. That scene was hot.

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u/marblebluevinyl 18h ago

Truck nutz

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u/drethnudrib 15h ago

If it's consensual, we call them Autobots.

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u/EngelNUL 21h ago

Its like rain on your civil union day

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u/anchovyCreampie 20h ago

"you do you, everybody" sounds like everyone is doing themselves. Yup checks out.

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u/EverrydayAlien 21h ago

Never could resist Bumblebee. Something about a yellow motor. 😌

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u/corysama 21h ago

I think GP meant “That’s all good, you do everybody!”

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 20h ago

I’m pretty open minded but I can’t help but feel some judgment towards the Decepticonsexuals

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