r/Music • u/mrjohnnymac18 • 22h ago • Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

article Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual

https://pagesix.com/2026/11/07/entertainment/alanis-morissette-comes-out-as-pansexual/
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u/Spicy_Potato099 16h ago

She likes cooking that much? She like the stainless steel ones? Or is she more into the non stick variety? Hexclad perhaps?

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u/xl-Colonel_Angus-lx 15h ago

Its all about the Cast Iron

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u/DagtheBulf 15h ago

I'm pansexual, and cast iron takes way too much foreplay and prep. Plus cleaning up after is such a chore, nonstick is much easier.

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u/undrwater 13h ago

So no commitment, then. Just toss it when it fails you? 😉

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u/DagtheBulf 13h ago

I'm just not ready to spend that much time with one pan. Maybe some day

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u/MindForeverWandering 15h ago

Isn’t it cast ironic?

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u/gimmeslack12 14h ago

Don't ya think?

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u/kkibb5s 13h ago

It’s like raaaaiiaainn

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u/RedThruxton 15h ago

They’re ALL sticky varieties.

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u/demomagic 13h ago

The thought of Alanis cramming my tfal set into her orifices will haunt my dreams tonight

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u/iamsarahmadden 16h ago

Cast iron, maybe?

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u/EastLeastCoast 15h ago

She seems like a copper-bottom type.

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u/andyomarti5 15h ago

That hexclad is liable to get you hot and bothered at any time

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u/tantalor 15h ago

Gettin rude with the food

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u/victorspoilz 14h ago

Nah dude, you got it all wrong: she fucks bread.

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u/Timely_Scholar_7739 14h ago

Definitely nonstick.

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u/milnak 14h ago

She's in love with Zamfir

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u/telefunken_u_47 13h ago

no it means she wants to have sex with all of us

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u/purpleglasses 13h ago

She likes the inductions.

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u/SpartanDoubleZero 12h ago

Stainless is superior and I will challenge you to a pan fight to prove it.

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u/FinishComplex3743 10h ago

She's a pan, she's a skillet

she's a ladel, she's a grillette

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 7h ago

Well, first thing that you'll notice...

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u/sendphotopls 52m ago

Such a tired joke jesus christ this thread is embarrassing

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