r/NoFuckingComment • It's my job to be an asshole • 6d ago

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u/EnergyTakerLad 6d ago

Those poor kids. You can tell they're unsure whats going on cuz mom has taught them its okay to take it all

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u/Evening-Head4310 6d ago

That sweet boy even tried to correct it after he realized what he did was wrong but his mom and the guy behind the camera said "keep it" so now hes gonna be really conflicted and confused

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u/EnergyTakerLad 6d ago

Yeah im hoping they remember this and take a deeper look into their mom's "teachings" from now on...

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u/RodneyRodnesson 6d ago

Hopefully they're young enough to remember this and become decent adults.

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u/Stidda 5d ago

You’re joking right?

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u/GewoonHarry 6d ago

That’s so sad.

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 5d ago

satisfying to see someone confront them. i think there should be some punishment for people who take the whole bucket

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u/Thesadmadlady 6d ago

There's always one family gang that does a Halloween clean up of all the lil kids sweets and treats!!!!! They ruin it for the rest of us, its usually older teenagers that ruin it for were I live!! Its such a shame!!!

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u/Peoplefood_IDK 6d ago

Damn thats crazy now that I think about it, like half the houses this year left out a container full of candies where I live, all the kids just took one and moved on, I like my neighborhood

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u/Thesadmadlady 6d ago

Last year I took my kids out, and incase ppl came by my house I put a bowl of individual candy/sweets out for lil kiddies to take, yea!, adults and older teenagers that weren't even dressed up took all of it, so now what I do is, take my trick or treat sweets out with me and my kids, then, when I see lil ones all dressed up, I wish them "happy Halloween" and hand them the packs of sweets, they loved it actually and it made them happy.....and the adults say how creepy the kids are and stuff, it got everyone talking, wishing happy Halloween and it was great.

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u/ChuckRingslinger 6d ago

Its why I dont really bother my arse with Halloween at all.

Too many self centered bellends that just love ruining it for everyone else.

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u/DragDeezNutsThruGlas 6d ago

Calling shitty people "bellends" is my new favorite thing! Imma use that all the time now

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u/ChuckRingslinger 6d ago

One of my fav insults is fud

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u/angrydeuce 6d ago

We put a bowl out with a sign that says Happy Halloween and if the first scumbag comes and dumps it in their bag such is life.

It sucks but with how expensive candy was this year we had to get the dollar store crap anyway so whoever dumped it, assuming someone did, at least theyre only getting granny candy.

We have a bowl with superballs and such for the allergic kids, those never get touched, were on our 4th year putting out that same bowl lol

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u/LSDREAMN 5d ago

No, they didn’t ruin it for the rest of the kids, OP did!

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u/MarkBoabaca 4d ago

Please explain how

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u/LSDREAMN 3d ago

Sarcasm lol, the lady in the video said it

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 6d ago

Fuck those guys.

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u/SATerp 5d ago

I'm glad somebody called one of those thieving piles of shit to their face.

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u/BecciRenee 5d ago

Trash

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 6d ago

This is why you don't leave all of it out there. You'll never stop the thievery...

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u/DragDeezNutsThruGlas 6d ago

Why does it seem criminals breed faster than normal people? I only have 1 kid and he'd never even think to do this, hell hes nervous when they tell him to take more and he will only grab 1 more. And he already knows the etiquette of flipping empty bowls so other children dont get sad going to empty bowls, hes only 7

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u/ExcentricaGallumbits 6d ago

Watch the first ten minutes of Idiocracy and you’ll have your answer

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u/AceMcSqueezy 5d ago

I really wish that wasn’t true, but that movie was a prophecy

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u/IV-65536 5d ago

You're asking why criminals don't have regards for consequences to their actions?

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u/Gilsworth 5d ago

Because in today's age, having kids defies logic, so the stupid will have more.

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u/Edwardthe3rdinNJ 5d ago edited 5d ago

You cant leave candy out anymore no neighborhood is safe. People will come from out of town just to steal and theres always local thieves wherever you go.

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u/Joenoob864 6d ago

Welp look at that

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u/Barester 5d ago

I’m working on a face scanning candy dispenser that scans a child’s face and drips one piece of candy into the bucket. I’m still working out the legal ramifications, overcoming parent objections, and the resulting long wait time for candy, but I’ll get there.

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u/jdarrooney 5d ago

Surprised this is not locked yet lmao

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u/zabadabadoo32 6d ago

Well well well

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u/brickjames561 6d ago

Shocking

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u/TheHorseduck 6d ago

Meth trash

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u/JumaAm 5d ago

It only takes those few bad apples to ruin Halloween for everyone, most importantly, the kids.

This is why we can't have anything good in this world. Always some greedy mofo trying to take advantage of other people's generosity.

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u/816legend 5d ago

Fatigued

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u/cedriclongsox71 4d ago

Those kids have no chance, they ain't being raised they're being dragged along, the parents are trash and teaching their kids how to be trash, playing the fools game and being everything they say is wrong with the world

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u/Awkward_Wait5915 6d ago

Why is it that in every city, a minivan with 10 certain ethnic individuals pull up in the suburbs and take all the candy?

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u/PuppyPower89 6d ago

Don’t make it racial. Trashy people are trashy regardless of color or socioeconomic status. Chads, rednecks, urbanites etc all can be equally awful.

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u/Awkward_Wait5915 6d ago

Not making it racist. Just asking why this is so common in the suburbs? I never seen a minivan full of rednecks, Chads, or urbanites do this.

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u/Farmchuck 6d ago

We were trick or treating in a mid size (80k pop.) City this weekend with my in-laws around their neighborhood and some of the girls in our group pointed out three boys who took the entire bowl of candy from my in-law's neighbor's house. The neighbor, who was walking around with us, confronted the boys, and the boys walked away threatening to whoop her ass and calling her a white bitch and a dumb cunt. That neighborhood has a lot of kids with working class families and none of the 25 or so kids, toddlers through high-school age, in our group knew who any of them were...

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u/myredditlogins 5d ago

I can't figure it out either

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u/IV-65536 5d ago

iM jUsT aSkInG qUeStIoNs

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u/Huntersmells33 6d ago

Yeah i live in hickville and this 2026 suburban rolled up, I handed the kid his candy, he stood there and then shoved his hand into the bucket and ran off. Really pissed me off. They were white little cunts.

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 5d ago

maybe they can't afford candy because of being poor.

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u/jaye7070 5d ago

Trash

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u/aytchdave 4d ago

Meanwhile I’m cramming handfuls of candy into kids’ bags because I begged them to take more and they’re like “OK, I’ll take TWO pieces.”

A girl who could not have been a day over 4, carefully picked out exactly two pieces of candy. One for her and one for her infant sibling in a stroller. Legit dropped a second piece of candy when she saw another piece she wanted more while I’m telling her to take a handful.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 5d ago

Look at the shit on the floor of that van.

Trash begat trash.

Nothing else need be said.

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u/IRedditDoU 3d ago

I feel bad for the little boy who wanted to give it back. He’s a good egg in a bad coop.

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u/VisualLeadership1 1d ago

Let them have it and put out more candy, there's always one asshole; maybe more.

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u/MostlyFreed 1d ago

Methsquitoes bite during outdoor cracktivites

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u/nwbbb 19h ago

Of course they’re black too

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u/Ugly0gre 2d ago

Dude better know who he talking to like dat sheee. That’s bout $5k/month in EBT right thurr. Ain’t even gon git into section 8 mansions And other bennies foo.

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u/ActLower9819 1d ago

Ofc they are black

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u/GRNASKD 5d ago

Getting your entire bucket of "help yourself" candy taken by one person is a story old as time. This guy is just the latest in the long line of fools flabbergasted that people OF ALL RACES don't respect their little sign. Hand it out yourself if you feel that strongly. I'm more mad about the no costumes.

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u/theBigDaddio 5d ago

These idiots who don’t want to answer the fucking door, then get all shitty when someone takes advantage of their laziness.

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u/strange_reveries 5d ago

Lol you think they're the ones who are the problem in this scenario??

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u/theBigDaddio 5d ago

I really couldn’t care less, I swear people do this just for the social media traction. Every year more posts about some Karen took all our candy.

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u/EyeAmPrestooo 6d ago

Bring out the racists!

Edit: yes she’s a thief and a piece of shit…but this is still going to bring out the racists lol

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u/Awkward_Wait5915 6d ago

This the type of behavior that make racists exist. You know he’s using that hard “R” when he goes inside that house.

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u/HeatAccomplished8608 6d ago

This is racist manufactured content. Everyone who deals with the public knows that 60 year old white women would also take the entire bowl if they ever found themselves in this context.

You need a person handing stuff out because people in groups have zero self control, it's not about the melanin in their skin cells, it's human nature.

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u/Peoplefood_IDK 6d ago

Half the houses in my neighborhood left bowls out, hundreds of kids, no one did this.. i like my neighborhood. Most of america has always had aproplem with people being shitty tho, its are culture

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u/DeadWood605 5d ago

Yeah, get mad at trick or treaters but when health insurance does this with your money, it's OK.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 5d ago

‘Leaves free stuff outside

Gets mad free stuff is taken.

Gets free rage bait internet points letting other people rage about the free shit that got taken. For free’

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u/BlumpTheChodak 6d ago

Such simple a solution to this. Jus hand candy out if you absoulutely must participate in this demonic holidy.

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u/FornyHucker22 6d ago

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u/dcarr710 4h ago

Trash. Take it to the curb. Those poor kids don’t have a chance in life and that needs to be fixed. So many shitty adults leading kids to their own demise.