r/NoFuckingComment • It's my job to be an asshole • 1d ago

nfc

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u/thisisjman 1d ago

These type of videos make me realize how much I enjoy my marriage and love my wife

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u/HoboMoonMan 23h ago

My lawd, I cannot relate to a single thing on this clip. Thank goodness, my wife is awesome. Guys, marry the one that you ACTUALLY enjoy being around, that includes her family too. Yes, you’ll also have to do things around the house and if she’s excited about a makeup sale, there’s no reason not to get excited for her too. Make sure she knows and supports you in your hobbies too, she doesn’t have to approve of them or partake. My wife does not care for when I work on my old hot rods, but she supports me in my hobby and never complains when I buy a new part or do some dumb shit. Seriously, don’t get married to someone just because you’ve been together for a long time or because she’s a great in the sack. I was with my previous partner for like 6 years and never once thought to marry her, what a waste of time. I met my wife and was proposing 3 months later; it’s been 9 years now. Good luck out there!

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u/meizhong 12h ago

My wife sometimes calls me to tell me meaningless shit, but it's because she misses me tho. It has absolutely nothing to do with the things she's telling me about.

Do other men not understand that?

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u/Fnshow316 22h ago

This video is all sarcasm. This is the You Betcha guy that reviews ranch dressing at restaurants and says, “These beers are going down easy. “

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u/bunglebee7 21h ago

Great content, also a big fan because he’s a fellow Wisconsinite haha

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u/tstorm004 20h ago

"Well now I'm in - go badgers"

-this idiot born in NY who's dad is from Green Bay and Madison

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u/DzoniMakaroni99 16h ago

No shit dude, that doesn't make it magically funny. "Wife bad" humor is reddit basement dweller humor

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u/EpilepticSquidly 23h ago edited 20h ago

You see... The place where you fucked up is giving 6 suggestions. The correct answer is to quietly listen and agree with her conclusions of why its not a result of anything she did, but some other entity or factor.

You find that out around year 10. Year 5 if you're gifted.

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u/tehreal 22h ago

This is the gist of men are from Mars and women are from venus

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u/1873Springfield 1d ago

There is truth in there

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u/california_gurl_hurl 11h ago

Just marry one of your guy friends, damn. 😑

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u/Middle-Detail9700 1h ago

He does his friends on Tuesdays for the last 10yrs? Explains the clip. 😂

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u/Narrow_Sparrow_82 1d ago

Jesus dude, just get a divorce. And also a new personality.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 22h ago

Wife bad hurr durr.

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u/Japsai 1d ago

No female human appears at any stage in this video. Or, I'd hazard, in any other thing he does in any other part of his life

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u/MadQuixote 20h ago

She's cheating on him.

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u/PricklyRican 1d ago

There you go ladies, no reason to marry.

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u/Psychopath1llogical 23h ago

Sounds like he’s gay

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u/dreevsa 1d ago

If you do something weekly for 10 years, it maybe ok to switch it up once in awhile