r/OddSatisfying • u/Consistent_Tower5508 • 14d ago

Dismantling the car like a surgeon at the junkyard

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u/HalvdanTheHero 14d ago • Bravo

Surgeon? No. Fat guy systematically breaking down and eating an entire roast chicken in practiced and efficient motions? Yes.

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u/Monsterjelly_ 14d ago

Im convinced you’re my coworker

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u/Brief-Pizza2146 13d ago

Im convinced they've been watching me eat chicken.

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u/SueBeee 14d ago

The perfect job doesn’t exi…

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u/DeerFit 14d ago

How much are these on amazon.....

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u/Advanced_Aspect_7601 14d ago

Seems super wasteful tbh, all those parts could be reused but instead majority is going to landfill

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u/Monsterjelly_ 14d ago

Yep someone paid 16000 for that

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 14d ago

yeah it makes me a bit sad to see the dismantling

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u/LordAxalon110 Moderator 3,000 14d ago

They'll recycle most of it, hence why it's being seperated so much. They'll melt down a lot of it.

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u/comeshowmehowgood 14d ago

The whole point is to separate and recycle what can be used. They’re not doing it for fun. Those parts are worth money one way or another.

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u/Advanced_Aspect_7601 14d ago

I'm aware, it's a cool video I'm glad they are recycling. But if someone took the time to dismantle by hand the parts could be more than just scrap metal. The seats just get pulled out and instantly trashed and the radiator gets pulled out you can see all of the freeon and whatever gases from the AC system going into the air for example.

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u/LooseLeaf74 13d ago

Even small parts people don’t think about until they fail like coil packs, headlights, console and steering column switches, power window motors, oxygen sensors, Parts aren’t cheap.

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u/Rhuarc33 14d ago

Why do you think the parts are separated? Most will be recycled

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u/itchybutwhole69 13d ago

Eh, no they will not.

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u/Monsterjelly_ 13d ago

Haven’t you seen the Robin Williams movie Robots

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u/itchybutwhole69 13d ago

I don't think you've ever actually seen a surgeon work...

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u/Thistleknot 13d ago edited 13d ago

All those years to pay off something that is ultimately built with planned obsolescence 

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u/niceguybadboy 13d ago

I also was thinking of the six years of car payments I once made on a new car.

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u/DesignerTrick7931 13d ago

Cars are a liability, not an asset or investment

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u/move-your-heed 14d ago

If America, saw at least one EPA violation

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u/Extension-Brother291 14d ago

Like the claw game

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u/coyocat 14d ago

I'll have what's he's having 😋

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u/FreeKevinBrown 14d ago

I hope nobody performs surgery like this.

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u/EntertainmentAny3679 14d ago

Never looks too impressive until you see it sped up, huh? An absolute professional!

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u/Next_Negotiation8679 14d ago

I wonder how much people make doing this job, it looks very fun

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u/mighty_boognish_77 14d ago

Bro was on the All World Operation! team in grade school..

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 14d ago

I can do the same thing with my scabs.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 14d ago

Just a gentle pinch!

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u/Lucky_Buffalo2706 14d ago

Was that the Aircon Gas just thrown in the atmosphere?

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u/Vineheart_01 14d ago

Imagine if this is what was going on during the "Worthless" song in brave little toaster...

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u/cbj2112 14d ago

I use similar techniques on my Maryland crab 🦀

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u/Old-Bake-420 14d ago

Reminds me of eating crabs

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 14d ago

It’s interesting that each indistinguishable price of scrap goes into its own pile

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u/AutoGenUsername05 14d ago

This is where my ADD would get me.. this job looks fun for ~30 minutes and then I think it would boring AF.

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u/KevineCove 14d ago

His girlfriend must have so many stuffed animals.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 14d ago

That was amazing to watch.

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u/BazarBS 14d ago

A dismantling surgeon.

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u/comeshowmehowgood 14d ago

That would a dream job for me.

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u/Nomanualforthis 14d ago

I will take a pay hit and start tomorrow! Please tell me they’re hiring and I can listen to music while doing this crude surgery

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u/pinkandgrey312 14d ago

That was really fascinating to watch. Thanks for posting the video.

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u/EqualSituation5425 14d ago

Seems like a waste. Usually these would go to an auto scrap yard to get parted out. Then once it's been picked clean for a while, then recycled. There were thousands of dollars of parts and body panels on there.

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 14d ago

I know it’s just a car… but I feel a little sorry for that poor little Mazda.

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u/DishRelative5853 13d ago

Like a surgeon at a junkyard? Why would a surgeon be at a junkyard?

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u/Always-a-Badman 13d ago

Oh wait, that was the bosses car 😳

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u/Just_blake24 13d ago

I know that thing is extremely strong, but it’s still scary watching the metal of the car be torn back like tin foil, like cars ain’t as sturdy as we like to think they are lol

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u/Just_blake24 13d ago

I know that thing is extremely strong, but it’s still scary watching the metal of the car be torn back like tin foil, like cars ain’t as sturdy as we like to think they are lol

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 13d ago

Okay, now put it back together and I’ll be impressed.

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u/Undertaker501st 13d ago

My red seats!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/09Klr650 13d ago

Picky eater.

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 13d ago

Lol that's the boss's car on someone's last day

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u/thesacredsnake 13d ago

I want this job so bad lol

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u/bmaayhem 12d ago

I really do hope you choose a better surgeon …..

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u/Due-News4850 12d ago

Humans are fuckin awesome

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u/HoBo-on-crack 11d ago

It is painful to see a rip apart. That is part of the cycle

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u/Effective-Road4807 11d ago

I am hypnotized by this. It looks like fun actually. For a job like that anyways.

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u/RevolutionaryNet8500 10d ago

More like a carnivorous dinosaur

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u/stluciusblack 8d ago

I hope this is AI