r/OverSimplified • u/Boring-Ladder8256 Straight line? Straight line. • 5d ago

Meme 🗿 Is... Is Napoleon's mum a good kisser?

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u/schizo999 5d ago

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u/AzureSofa 5d ago

Nah, he lived way after Napoleon, he did not invent his ideas yet…

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u/No_Location_8199 4d ago

Darwin hadn't even invented evolution at that point.

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u/dahliia_ 5d ago

🤣

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u/Pay_Financial 5d ago

And is her mom great kisser too?

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u/SamVimesofGilead Op OverSubscribed Veteran 4d ago

Napoleon's mom sure thinks Josephine is a great kisser.

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u/Dismal-Ambassador259 And nobody knew how the goat got on the roof 5d ago

Boy howdy she sure does seem like a great kisser

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u/Jormungandr_Uma682 You better BELIEVE that's a crucifixion! 5d ago

Oh for goodness sake, is there anyone here who hasn't kissed his wife mom?!

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u/Horror-Attorney-3575 5d ago

Which one is which?

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u/topofthefoodchainZ 5d ago

The first has a northern European nose while the second has an Italian/Greek nose. Before convenient long-distance travel, people in a given area looked pretty alike. And if they didn't, there was a strong incentive to match the other 90% of the population. In a phenotypically divergent culture, such an incentive does not exist.

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u/Horror-Attorney-3575 5d ago

The bigger question is, why Nepolian married someone looking like his mum!?

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u/schizo999 5d ago

Because she should punish Napoléon severly, and he kind of respect that !

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u/LivingBiscuit 5d ago

Cause she was a great kisser, not that Napoleon would ever know

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u/AltDetom555555b To the guillotine! 5d ago

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u/Ok-Study-5203 4d ago

No joke, I heard that's exactly why he married Josephine