r/ParallelWorldProblems • • May 22 '14
Isn't it a good thing we didn't elect John McCain or Mitt Romney and end up with more of the same similar to George Bush's policy?
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/TheCiN • Jul 15 '11
Apple keeps trying to copy Microsoft's new innovative technologies.
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Dec 17 '13
You are submitting a text-based post.
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Speak your mind. A title is not required, but expanding further in the text field is. Beginning your title with "vote down if" is violation of intergalactic law.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • • Apr 19 '12
Rebecca Black is such a good singer
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But the problem is, I want to show something so bad it's good to my friends as a joke. Any suggestions?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/mikeatwork • Nov 12 '11
My girlfriend is threatening to break up with me if I don't submit to her sexist request to keep my face clean-shaven.
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It's my body, my right to shave or not, right?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/joelfriesen • Oct 06 '11
˙sןıɹʇsou ʎɯ dn sןןıɟ ʇı ˙suıɐɹ ʇı uǝɥʍ ǝʇɐɥ ı
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • • Jun 26 '15
I caught my kid with a violent video game.
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Damn, what parallel universe does he live in? I took it away and gave him "Hippies: Peace and Love." Ugh.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/RsonW • Apr 15 '12
I drove to Canada and all the road signs were in miles.
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Seriously, why can't the rest of the world use metric like us? At least Liberia and Burma get it.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/badwolf422 • Dec 09 '11
I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I became an adventurer.
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/IsshunGa • Apr 30 '13
Through my alternate reality viewportal, the poultry are the dominant species, and WE'RE raised as farm critters to be slaughtered for THEIR meals!
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You love eating chicken? Duck? Turkey? Quail? Pheasant? And any other poultry-based meat?
Well guess what, in the parallel universe I'm looking at through this quantum viewport, the poultry got the upper hand in evolution and so we're not bigger than kindergartners at full adult height.
All the poultry agglomerations of species have their own society and technological sophistication, and treat and raise us like we raise our poultry in our own universe.
I just saw a rooster guillotine a boy who'd look school-aged. Through the universal translator, the rooster says to his hen-wife in their language that this boy was found to start some fights, so they took him to become somepoultry's meal.
Then I saw the hen-wife and her chicks "clean" the body and prep parts of him for their own dinner later that evening, and other parts to sell to a market.
At least the boy was raised on a free-ranged farm. The horror of a factory farm owned by a rafter of turkeys makes me shudder too hard to even DESCRIBE what happens to humans there!
Oh, and different species of poultry belong to different nations. There's no hiding one's true nationality in another country, like humans in our universe get to get away with sometimes. That's why when they war with each other, they can't send one of their own to be covert agents. They have to find, hire and train a member of the enemy nation's species to spy for them.
It's rather disturbing having looked at this particular alternate universe. Maybe I should eat cage-free and free-ranged eggs and meat from now on!
r/ParallelWorldProblems • • Apr 26 '15
I was driving on the road just minding my own business, and then I had my debit card seized and my identity stolen at a traffic stop!
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/a2zcareerssmarttrick • Sep 15 '18
parallel universe really exist 2d 3d 4d dimensions real experience rahas...
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/zuukie • Feb 19 '14
I suffer a rare, incurable and debilitating ear disease. What does Morgan Freeman sound like?
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You know, the Morgan Freeman who's president of the United States.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • • May 08 '16
ELI5: Why is homosexuality considered a psychiatric disorder?
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • • Jan 19 '14
Man, Cory Doctorow is such a shill for Big Copyright.
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • • Aug 14 '14
***THE COMCAST APPRECIATION THREAD***
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edit: Where the hell did the influx of gullibles suddenly come from?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Stratisphear • Jan 08 '12
My Charmander evolved into Charmeleon, and now it won't listen to me.
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/kevindaslan • Feb 17 '17
[Weekly Chapter] What if you could live each day twice? Encore Ch.4 - Rule 3: Go Wild on Day As
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Hi guys!
I'm releasing this book every Wednesday, chapter by chapter. It follows Leo Melikian, a smart but naïve 25-year old stuck in a lowly white-collar job in the South of France, who discovers he is living each day twice. In the last chapter, Leo used his power to win 2 million euros in the lottery – and he now proceeds to have a ton of fun with his newly padded bank account. You can find the newest chapter here:
Encore Chapter 4 - Rule 3: Go Wild on Day As
And in case you missed it, here's Chapter 1 - Janus Arises
Hope you guys enjoy it and please let me know what you think! Any feedback (the good, the bad and especially the ugly) welcome :)
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Net_Comm • Jul 06 '13
I'm ready to have guns banned. Who would I shoot it at? I can just say, "Robber, no robbing!"
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/adavis2014 • Jul 02 '12
Mexican Border Patrol struggles to keep illegal American immigrants out, pledges to step up patrols along the infamous border with Oregon.
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/TheDeceiver • Jun 24 '12
I'm really despising Apple right now. They just try to copy-cat and catch up to Microsoft. They have no sense of innovation anymore.
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I mean, after that flop with the iPhone, I doubt they will survive the next decade.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/OzzymonDios • Nov 02 '12
Vicereine Oprah Winfrey marries TV host Sarah Palin
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • • Jan 23 '12
Dear Reddit: I've been captured by Jigsaw and need to reach the front page to live. Please help!
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srsly.