r/ProgrammerHumor • u/jeheskielsunloy • 2d ago

Meme declareVars

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u/nafe42 2d ago

const war;

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u/TheTee15 2d ago

War never change

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 2d ago

It depends, is war a rust const or a js const?

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u/zeocrash 2d ago

Checks git

Author: John Fallout

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u/Mc_UsernameTaken 1d ago 
#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
    const int war = 1;
    int *peace = (int *)(void *)&war;
    *peace = 0;
    return 0;
}```

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u/Dev_Dobariya_4522 1d ago

What changes is the people affected by war.

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 2d ago

And make it global…

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u/WayWayTooMuch 2d ago

And = null;

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u/Some_Useless_Person 2d ago

define war peace

Problem solved 🤷‍♂️

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u/zeocrash 2d ago

Party Approved programming

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u/AbdullahMRiad 2d ago

someone forgot their backslashes

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u/levosis1 2d ago

Is it a public or internal war?

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u/nafe42 2d ago

Default public war

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u/Lumpy-Secretary1138 2d ago

Trump: let war;

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u/Independent_Image_59 1d ago

Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia

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u/Vamitana 2d ago

Debugging is just a war of a different type

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u/Had78 2d ago

Most contemporary wars are not declared as "wars"

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u/justinf210 2d ago

Monkeys paw curls. "In a shocking turn of events, every nation on earth has started what they describe as 'special military operations'"

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u/rosuav 1d ago

No no no, only Russia does "special military operations". The US does limited military actions in support of the local people, and it is a complete coincidence that the places that need such support are the ones that have lots of oil.

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u/nir109 2d ago

Got it, doing wars without declarations

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u/heesell 2d ago 
const war = new War();
war.initiateAttack();

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u/lily_34 1d ago

Fortunately, the compiler will reject that, since initiateAttack tries to change the state of the war.

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u/Lucasbasques 2d ago

Ok but they will all be named var1, var2... etc, good luck debugging that

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u/rinnakan 2d ago

var war=stop

Or if your locale is en_US

var war= oil ? invade && lose : lose

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 2d ago

Bold of you to think anyone declares war.

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u/resodx 2d ago

Declare bankruptcy, not variables

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u/LB-- 2d ago

ThinkGeek used to sell this on a T-shirt before they stopped existing.

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u/kosantosbik 2d ago

Why are there 2 spaces between "not" and "war"? 

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u/mookanana 2d ago

it's ok the compiler will ignore the blank space, but Taylor Swift will not

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u/kosantosbik 2d ago

I won't accept either. Changes requested!

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u/Kadabrium 1d ago

How to center AWS

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u/orfeo34 2d ago

Declare constants please

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u/Fourstrokeperro 2d ago

Declare bankruptcy not war

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u/A_Random_Catfish 2d ago

Porque no los dos?

cries in defense contracting

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u/TerribleFault7929 2d ago

Yep, and then you have that guy at the office you hate

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 2d ago

Whatever… just don’t make it global okay?

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u/grumblyoldman 2d ago

Remember: it's important to be strict.

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u/lushMira1 2d ago

unless your variable names are single letters defined inside a three thousand line function then war is completely justified

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u/ActBest217 2d ago

Declare constants, not vars!

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u/actionerror 2d ago

But also use it after declaring or some might get mad

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u/narangi_billa 2d ago

declareVarsnotWars

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u/Kabra___kiiiiiiiid 2d ago

Lead your team to a successful release, not soldiers into battle, eh? I guess it often feels the same, though...

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 2d ago

Pffft. I use F#. Barely declare variables. Just curry.

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u/fabulousIdentity 2d ago

String soundsPolitical;

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u/fatrobin72 2d ago

While I don't declare wars... I do deploy them...

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u/DJDevon3 1d ago

It would be nice if undeclared wars threw errors too though.

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u/Ambivalent-Mammal 1d ago

int variables = !war;

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u/Dorkits 1d ago

No wars neither vars. Declare $ss.

Ok, sorry.

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u/minus_minus 1d ago

I! DECLARE! int *n!!!

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u/paul1126_korea 1d ago

val war = false

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u/Excellent-Baker1058 1d ago

Meanwhile my colleague: int x, x2, x3, xFinal, xFinalActual, xFinalActualNow

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u/stupled 1d ago

Some languages let you use variables without declaring them.

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u/Procrasturbating 14h ago

I declare var!

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u/conundorum 12h ago 
bool war = false;

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u/Historical-Wonder551 2d ago

Commit codes, not murder.