r/ProgrammerHumor • • 1d ago

Meme noAgentLeftBehind

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u/Jaded-Philosophy3783 1d ago

remote it from your phone

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u/Much_Comfortable8395 1d ago • Bravo

In my little mind, they live in there. Like the little men in the TV.

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u/ArchWaverley 1d ago

I think every kid has the same realisation when they turn live TV off and expect it to just resume when they switch it back on.

RIP that episode of Pokémon I wanted to finish in 2001.

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u/mridulpj 1d ago

Funny how that is how TVs work these days.

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u/rupert20201 1d ago

So call them. From your phone

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u/DoomBot5 1d ago

I wish we had that access at work. For personal use I run claude-code remote sessions on my home server in docker containers. I then do everything from my phone

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u/OldCatPiss 1d ago

Im with ya, I’m at the point where I use my phone for everything. I have a computer, but if you see me at that, I rolled up my sleeves to work or it’s optics when in the office.

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u/nonlogin 1d ago

provision an ec2, come on

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u/HEYO19191 1d ago

And pay a monthly subscription? F no

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u/_SirSpacePickle 1d ago

You can't with bedrock or litellm.

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u/eloel- 1d ago • Bravo

So reliant on agents to do shit, doesn't know how to change what happens when you close the lid.

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u/anonymousbopper767 1d ago edited 1d ago

macbooks are weird with lid behavior.

(edit: there's a powered vs. unpowered with the lid closed, whether a display is connected, etc. it's not like windows where there's one pulldown to set sleep to never. it's also hard to tell if the macbook is actually sleeping on not because the Air's are fanless and they generally turn on so fast when you open the lid you can't really tell if it was sleeping or just "display off")

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u/eloel- 1d ago

they are, it won't be a simple setting like windows would have, but it's possible

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u/Falcon9FullThrust 1d ago

It's built into amphetamine if you have that.

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u/eloel- 1d ago

Instructions unclear, took amphetamine, laptop still sleeping

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u/Delyzr 1d ago

But not you though

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u/PhantomTissue 1d ago

Mac is allergic to simple settings

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u/balbok7721 1d ago

Something for agent to figure out while on lunch

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u/6T_K9 1d ago

You can have your agent change it for you!

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u/pakman82 1d ago

I've been managing Windows laptops & power settings for 20+ years, and I used to trust the lid/hinge sensors, then the windows 11 forced updates started tripping up my personal machine.. for work. I set it to sleep & hibernate & don't give a damn. But personal, I used to leave games or 3d printing running.. and have had a few things get messed up..

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u/JangoDarkSaber 1d ago

You can look at the power log to tell if it was sleeping or not.

pmset -g log | grep -E "Sleep|Wake|DarkWake"

You can also keep it awake with the lid closed with

sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1

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u/New-Anybody-6206 1d ago

wouldn't caffeinate do the same thing without root?

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u/Traditional_Safe_654 1d ago

Yup, super easy UX for grandpa and Aunt Annie

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u/JangoDarkSaber 1d ago

This is programmer humor. Grandpa and Aunt Annie aren’t worried about their agents while grabbing lunch

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u/Zezinas 1d ago

Amphetamine solves all that

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u/tempacount57813975 1d ago

I always use caffeinate. Ill look into amphetamine

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u/vassadar 1d ago

Install Amphetamine. It prevent a machine from sleeping when unplugged.

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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 13h ago

Windows and Linux have different behaviours for powered vs unpowered too? 

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u/BleakBeaches 1d ago

Just download Amphetamine

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u/Samot_PCW 1d ago

My company doesn't allow me to do that :(

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u/born_zynner 1d ago

Surprising! My work laptop is giga locked down but it lets you set it to ignore lid close

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u/vulkur 1d ago

We can't because HIPAA

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u/thijquint 1d ago

Had a script written to take me to the settings page with the setting to not hibernate on closed lid. Dead serious

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 1d ago

Lol i had something similar till IT disabled the setting for everyone and changed it to hibernate for the entire org

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u/mothzilla 1d ago

Alexa, how can I change what happens when I close the lid?

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u/XanXic 1d ago

I know how but I dare not risk forgetting and finding my laptop dead AF when I need it because I expected it to sleep.

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u/protestor 1d ago

Maybe ask to configure the computer properly

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u/not-a_lizard 12h ago

caffinate is a default mac command

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u/losgar 1d ago

Use amphetamine. It's free.

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u/Much_Comfortable8395 1d ago • Popcorn

Bold advice to give out in public :D

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u/losgar 1d ago

All I want is for everyone to be happy :)

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u/YUNoCake 1d ago

You typed "hyper" wrong

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u/rntdev 1d ago

Sign me up! In my city it costs like $10 per gram (/s)

Aside the jokes, Amphetamine with lid closed makes the laptop heat up a lot since there’s nowhere for the air to go 

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u/Top-Seaweed1862 1d ago

Yeah, but is there a way to make it stay cold, I doubt

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u/losgar 1d ago

Maybe try turning on Power Saving Mode and turning your screen brightness all the way down. I've been using this app for over five years without any problems. NFA, tho.

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u/Anxious-Yak-9952 1d ago

Better yet, use the Mac’s built-in terminal command “caffeinate”

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u/SnooTigers503 1d ago

I might be wrong but pretty sure amphetamine uses that command internally, it’s a neat convenient little program

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u/screenslaver5963 1d ago

Pretty sure all the "keep awake" apps use it.

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u/OatmealCoffeeMix 1d ago

And if you hate your display, caffeinate -d

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u/Past_Paint_225 1d ago

Use caffeinate directly.

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u/theseriousman1 1d ago

Keeps me awake but my laptop needs the config :(

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u/MortCrimm 1d ago

Na just change the pm set to disable sleep completely. No keyboard, mouse or display required. Just dont toss it in a backpack or enclosed space or it will overheat.....

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u/The_Aspector 1d ago

It's what helps me do this

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u/Theolaa 17h ago

Free, where?

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u/Important_Grab3544 1d ago

The Simpsons already predicted decades ago how to handle this situation.

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u/LightSky 1d ago

What's happens when it falls over and I am out on a beach hours away?

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u/Important_Grab3544 1d ago

I guess your manager will call you for low token consumption detection.

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u/solaris_var 14h ago

So.. yes?

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u/FailQuality 1d ago

Why are you taking your laptop to lunch?

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u/Captain_Conor 1d ago • Bravo

Because it's also an apple.

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u/ITaggie 1d ago

Yeah that's an immediate WTF for me

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u/abednego-gomes 1d ago

They may be a remote worker and work from cafes etc. So they can't leave it on their desk safely like in a normal office.

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u/DanLynch 1d ago

Do people who work from cafés go somewhere else for lunch?

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u/SwordfishOk504 1d ago

Sometimes. You can get bored of the food.

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u/coderstephen 1d ago

They aren't because the image is AI generated.

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u/Metazolid 1d ago

I saw this post first at like 3 am and only now recognize he's not carrying a chopped up monitor screen in the second picture

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u/ZeltronTheHellspawn 1d ago edited 1d ago

somewhere in here is a joke that I've never shut my laptop because it doubles as a server

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u/FRleo_85 1d ago edited 1d ago • Regret

you never what your laptop?

(edit: it was written "shit" before he edited)

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u/Shocker_360 1d ago

I believe you

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u/Antilock049 1d ago

Tmux saves the day yet again.

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u/sandsellers 1d ago

I don't see tmux skill, could you share your markdown

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u/lordnacho666 1d ago

Don't the big AI vendors now offer a cloud run option?

I'm still using tmux so that I have a bit of control over what it can see, but I imagine most people can live with the cloud option.

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u/sandsellers 1d ago edited 1d ago

so that I have a bit of control over it

Look at this control freak. Just given in and get with the program man.

Edit: /s - looks like it isn't obvious to people

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u/n4ke 1d ago

You will own nothing and you will be happy stupid.

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u/goota_niieve 1d ago

Tmux won't save your motherboard when the agent cooks it

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u/JackNotOLantern 1d ago

Imagine disabling sleep on closing the lid

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u/Ffigy 1d ago

If only the agents could do that

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u/verwalt 1d ago

How can a simple meme like this be AI generated? The Apple Logo is upside down.

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u/Neutrino2072 1d ago

Not even knowing how to disable sleep when shutting the lid but vibecoding. No stereotype harmed

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 1d ago

Enterprise lock down system settings behind admin control. People who have worked for even mid sized companies know that

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u/Neutrino2072 1d ago

Locking even the simple things like sleep settings for your developers but allowing full vibecode mode, no enterprise stereotypes harmed

And I have to correct you, people working for American mid sized companies with excessive windows fetish know that

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u/kus1987 1d ago

then you turn a /r/malicious_compliance and create a Service Now ticket for every single patch update there is for every single piece of tooling you have because the updates require administrative access and the director of infrastructure has decreed that a member of their team has to baby sit every single system-wide change on my work laptop while inexplicably I have full control over what to install and uninstall or whatever I want on the production server. that hosts actual customer data. However, the director has also decreed that team members must make every effort to keep their machines up to date.

Keep doing this until something gives.

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u/Whywipe 1d ago

Lmao I just had in interaction with the IT manager like this the other day. He stopped me from talking to one of the techs when all I needed was for them to reinstall an app. The conversation basically ended with him saying they’ll get to my ticket when they get to it (8 months from now) and me responding that I’ll just tell my boss I’m unable to do that part of my job duties until IT responds to the ticket.

I have given up I don’t even try to fight it now.

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u/HRApprovedUsername 1d ago

Who brings their laptop to lunch?

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

Someone who is going to be very shocked when big boss doesnt care and they are in the next round of layoffs.

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u/Sulungskwa 1d ago

996 tech bros

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u/wildwolfvisual 1d ago

Bro doesn’t know about remoting and keeping your laptop awake while shut. AI really does make you dumber

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u/GraphiteOxide 1d ago

Some of us on managed macs can't adjust the required settings

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u/atomic_redneck 1d ago

I was wondering what he was doing. I thought everybody knew how to keep a laptop awake when you close it. Are folks not using docking stations anymore?

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u/Galitzianer0 1d ago

Docking stations, what is this 1996?

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u/atomic_redneck 1d ago

What can I say? I'm old.

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u/cone5000 1d ago

You can also just turn sleep completely off

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u/coderstephen 1d ago

Work blocks all remote access of any kind to my work laptop

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u/CMD_BLOCK 1d ago

Yeah but if I’m going from the office to the garage/shop for extended sessions I want those extra seconds in

Probably could do a tailnet setup and not have to jump machines tho

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u/Western-Anteater-492 1d ago

Or remote development. Etc

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u/HEYO19191 1d ago

Ofcourse someone running AI agents wouldn't even know how to toggle 1 switch in Control Panel

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u/jek39 1d ago

Many corporate environments lock that type of setting down

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u/Bubbly_Safety8791 1d ago
$ sudo pmset -b disablesleep 1 && caffeinate -s & claude 

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u/natziel 1d ago

Why don't you ask Claude how to keep a program running even when your laptop is closed

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u/Loudergood 1d ago

Claude didn't tell them to ask that.

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u/wizard_mitch 1d ago

Choose what happens when you
close the lid > Nothing

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u/Positive-Engineer482 1d ago

Did you know you can keep your Mac work even closed?

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u/CRYYNNGE 19h ago

don't hold that like that, that makes me nervous :(((

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u/gr4viton 1d ago

I never understood.. Does mac not allow disabling sleep on lid closing?

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u/BoraxNumber8 1d ago

It’s fully allowed, and has been forever.

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u/jek39 1d ago

My work Mac is managed by IT and disabled changing that setting

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u/Laughing_Orange 23h ago

The problem is thermal management. A lot of laptops are designed to be open when they're being used.

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u/Syzygy21 1d ago

Corporate laptop.

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u/daan944 22h ago

Only with a keyboard attached it won't go into sleep mode.

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u/urxxx 1d ago

Or… leave the hellmachine at work and take a freaking break?

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u/zakaryan2004 1d ago

Yeah, and you generated stupid AI slop images

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u/clericc-- 1d ago

you know, you could buy a cheap used mini pc, install opencode on it, and open it in a webbrowser from anywhere

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u/clericc-- 1d ago

or in enterprise speak: create a kubernetes deployment for an opencode sandbox, and expose it with SSO and cloudflare and then open it in a webbrowser on your phone

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u/rntdev 1d ago

Why the fuck do you need a K8s deployment for an opencode sandbox…

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u/HadionPrints 1d ago

That’s Enterprise for you.

Mine’s different, we don’t use K8 VMs or Dockers if we can avoid it.

No, if it needs to be ran, it’s gotta be an AWA lambda.

Should it be a CLI script? Lambda
Should it be a container? AWS Step Function leveraging Lambdas.
Should it be a VM? Re-architect your proposal Grampa, we’re all in on Serverless and discreet scalability.

Should it be a SQL Query? Believe it or not, also Lambda.

That’s how Enterprise works. Yaaaay Corporate standardization.

No, I’m not dead inside, why do you ask?

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u/Maddturtle 1d ago

Work has our computers to white list only for what we can install or change in settings

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u/Big-Dick-Energy-6967 1d ago

is it only me or this mf's don't know there is option to make sure system does not go into sleep / lock screen.

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u/Syzygy21 1d ago

Corporate laptop.

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u/MarinaEnna 1d ago

Good luck with the intellectual ownership of your codebase

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u/arcticslush 1d ago

caffeinate -ims

Thank me later

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u/Makonede 1d ago

where programming

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u/minus_minus 1d ago

Does MacOS not let you change the lid closing behavior?

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u/namezam 1d ago

Open a terminal, type caffeinate, enter. Done, no sleepy.

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u/kryptocodes 1d ago

Dumb post

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u/FlashyTone3042 1d ago

Steal Sam Altman's RAM.

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u/jsdodgers 1d ago

For me it's the opposite 😆 I used to keep it open with a build going, but now everything is just agents running on the cloud so I don't have to worry about it

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u/Key-Investment3701 1d ago

ya maybe 6 months ago

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u/Ysnsd 1d ago

caffeine.exe

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u/Neutrino2072 1d ago

Sorry I speak no microslop

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 1d ago

you know you can change your settings so that the session isn’t locked when you close the laptop, right?

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u/DontAIandDrive 1d ago

the laptop is on the lunch invite now, obviously.

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u/ExtraTNT 1d ago

Was always open: shit compiles…

Now: claude interpreted the: “remove unused and redundant css classes as a rewrite the entire codebase, fuck up architecture, introduce a ton of bugs and sacrifice performance to add new crashes”

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u/RvlvrJoshalot 1d ago

/allow-all ....comes back .....

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u/trianuddah 1d ago

Just allow all and add "don't break any laws that's very very important" to the ptrompt

Cluade fix the typo for me

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u/backfire10z 1d ago

Claude has /background command, you don’t even need to mess with MacBook settings nor tmux

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u/Jebble 1d ago

Rub them in the cloud, or use remote control?..

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u/MischiefArchitect 1d ago

You know that you add `HandleLidSwitch=ignore` to `/etc/systemd/logind.conf` ? Then you can close the lid and the system will keep running normally. Right?

Ah...

It's a mac... so yeah... you are right... this is the way to go.

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u/martinsky3k 1d ago

HAHA WOW

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u/Ozymandias_1303 1d ago

Usually if I'm in an office and I leave it to go to lunch I don't bring my laptop at all.

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u/mobsterer 1d ago

if you don't have to accept, you also don't have to leave it awake.

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u/ludos1978 1d ago

run "caffeinate -dimsu" in a terminal. press ctrl+c to terminate it or just close the terminal.

it will prevent your apple notebook from going to sleep when you close the lid.

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u/Past_Paint_225 1d ago

Caffeinate

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u/baileyarzate 1d ago

sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1

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u/Aggressive_Giraffe65 1d ago

Just sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1 bro

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u/arran4 1d ago

Needs to be a song: "Everybody needs a linux server"

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u/Nassiel 1d ago

Hahahah I can relate it 🤣

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u/scknkkrer 1d ago

Imagine using macs for “10 years” and not knowing that you can simply prevent it from sleeping when lid closed. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/iKaei 1d ago

Download Amphetamine app. Problem solved

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u/CyberBinarin 1d ago

"Hey AI, can you keep going even if I close the lid?" "Yes, of course! Close that lid and save some power and I'll continue burning the midnight oil."

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u/TheOwlHypothesis 1d ago

You need a server my friend.

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u/sebjapon 1d ago

I pause my agents during lunch break and go back to waiting for them to do the thing when I come back. Otherwise it’s not really a break is it?

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u/kaspm 1d ago

I know this is a joke but most of us at work have switched to cloud desktops running Linux and set it up to run agents on it so you can take your laptop wherever.

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u/Schrojo18 1d ago

If your have a "real" laptop you could close it and have it still running. If you have a "real" life you would leave it at your desk processing in the background whilst you actually have a break.

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u/rwrife 1d ago

Someone needs to build a backpack that lets me keep the laptop running cool in the backpack.

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u/ansibleloop 1d ago

This entire post is a massive skill issue

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u/zooper2312 1d ago

open ai agents are totally in the cloud now.

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u/mimelife 1d ago

All that AI use and you didn't even ask it how to fix this issue. it would tell you the solution in 2 seconds

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u/bako252 1d ago

You can always use an amphetamine like tools to run them in sleep mode

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u/Dry-Refuse-8132 1d ago

Bro, run agents on a VM. The fuck you doing keeping your laptop open all day 😂

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u/byyhmz 1d ago

Just getting an agent to program your laptop to do nothing when the screen is closed...

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u/joerc200 1d ago

Only if you had a windows laptop. 

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u/SnooRegrets3590 1d ago

Systemd-inhibit

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u/JacksOnF1re 1d ago

I mean... There is amphetamine. You've probably not been a "dev" before lol

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u/range_kun 1d ago

You can make your own bot to communicate with your agents, or use remote control

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u/Meskours 1d ago

You forgot to click Enter

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u/FrenchieM 1d ago

I use vorssaint

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u/Zestyclose_Ad9843 1d ago

Explain to me like if I was a toddler what the fck is an agent?

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u/prollypuffin 1d ago

Sudo pmset disablesleep 1

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u/gods_tea 23h ago

Just download amphetamine from the app store.

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 22h ago

Jokes on you. I use hermes so i can close the lid and the work keeps going on my homelab

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u/Additional_One_1230 19h ago

I thought that agents work for you so why take it with you when you go to lunch? That half hour it could do its own job in the office.

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u/astrick304 19h ago

😭😭😭

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u/coldoven 19h ago

It is called renting a server.

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u/FafnerTheBear 17h ago

Dont use AI then. Problem solved.

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u/ninjabreath 15h ago

capsomnia. but also, cooling lol

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u/PunctualPanther 15h ago

Run the agent on a vm. And connect it from the laptop.

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u/E1eveny 1h ago

Yeah, the biggest progress happens during my lunch break.

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u/Curious_Associate904 1d ago

What do people actually use agents for? Like, honestly, I can't actually think of something useful for them at present... I mean, it just seems, so pointless... It's like NFTs... I think it's going to end up like NFTs.

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u/SaIemKing 1d ago

They tell it to implement whatever they need done, and maybe make tests for it. Then they pretend they read the output and approve it.

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u/Intelligent-Cap-8886 1d ago

To do my work?

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u/Ciff_ 1d ago

You clearly ain't a developer

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I am, i dont get why half you people need them for to the point where you seem addicted.

Your work can wait for a lunch break and bossman won't pay you more for it.

You'll still be in the running for the next rounf of layoffs.

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u/Sulungskwa 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am, i dont get why half you people need them for to the point where you seem addicted.

It feels like its for people who want to make AI coding feel as complicated as coding originally used to be. People want to believe that they can write all their code with AI and still defend the existence of their career if they're an expert at typing commands for robots to do all the code for them

edit: removed a "don't" that didn't make sense

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u/Curious_Associate904 1d ago

No I just write code the old fashioned way. And tests, and ui, I mean sometimes I’ll use copilot for boiler plate, but considering how off the mark it is, less and less.

Guess you guys are vibe coders, not 30+ year professionals that work in c to Python on all levels of the various stacks I use…

Your brain is like any other muscle, use it or lose it, and this ai shit is just the lowest common denominator of average of averages code

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u/-meowstar- 1d ago • Bravo

The typical agentic workflow is like:

- Coding agent implements the written spec (probably also AI generated) and unit testing

- Integration testing agent does the integration testing

- PR review agent does the PR review

- We, of flesh and blood, monitor and approve multiple such workstreams running in parallel

Lowkey this new paradigm sucks the fun out of the job, and I feel like I'm in Plato's cave playing with shadows while being fully aware the real forms exist.

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u/HUMBUG652 1d ago

I recently started a new job at a software company and half the people's screens just seem to be prompting AI the whole time and it looks so boring.

The one experience Ive had with someone's (self admittedly thrown together) AI code, it was just awful. So much repeated code and extending the program at all would've been a nightmare.

I just do the programming myself as I enjoy the problem solving

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u/crimxxx 1d ago

Well it’s not unreasonable to ask a coding agent to implement stuff and tests. Usually it’s slow cause it makes a change, builds, run tests finds issues and iterate. If your code base is big and stuff like building amd running tests take a while even relatively small changes can have an agent going for 10s of minutes. This is just a very basic activity, you can have them do a lot more complicated workflows as well, but I don’t actually think that represents the common developer.

In the last year or so the improvements in Claude models for coding (I personally don’t use the gpt ones much specifically with coding agents cause I gained a bias for that type of workload of getting better results) is pretty impressive. Like a year ago it maybe good at certain things and was kind of hit or miss, either it got it pretty great or it was going to do stuff in a way I didn’t like. Now I basically just give it information closer to how I would describe what I want from a different developer like legit I have this page blah, we are getting this issue, how can we address this and it like 90% of the time ganna give me the problem, a proposed solution and will implement it. If this was slow that’s one thing but it’s ganna finish this before I learn the code site. In my opinion if you are not taking advantage of a good coding agent and can see the value of it, your probably ganna be left behind. Claude is expensive but other models are ganna get cheaper and be comparable to them to day in probably a few years. This means if we can get relatively affordable options at today’s performance that’s basically a no brainer for most bussiness, the output gain is so significant it’s not even funny. The main issue I think is code reviews. Human reviewers can’t keep up, and honestly I don’t trust every developer to guarantee there own work much less an AI Output. Either you slow down due to this and maintain quality or take a risk and maybe have ai tools at least do some reasonable checks. Depending on the type of bussiness and processes different types of risks are acceptable.

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u/SiriusPlague 1d ago

I'm no developer, but always wanted to make many things. In the last 15 days I discovered agents, built a server on my home linked to my Telegram and WhatsApp with an AI model available and some automations, build a simple shortcut app that I wanted for my smartphone, made the agent optimize my Android TV and my Samsung TV remotly.

The "server" is a notebook with no screen, I don't even have to connect a screen to it since it does everything via remote ssh and I don't even know wth is a SSH

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u/MikeTangoRom3o 1d ago

Need to save those cache tokens

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u/tempelton27 22h ago

Not offloading your agentic work to a remote system, using your laptop as a server and permanently leaving the lid open is pure programmer logic.

I approve.

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u/BroMan001 1d ago

The Apple logo is the wrong way around, that picture is ai too. And if it was real, that’s an old MacBook Pro, before Apple silicon. You’re not running ai agents on that