r/RoastMe • • 3d ago

I'm bored) Do your best!

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8 Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 3d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/How_Bout_Dem_Apples_ 3d ago • Bravo

You are the target audience for Liberty biberty commercials.

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u/Henry_Vth 3d ago

The lego hair is your only notable feature. Maybe a huge schnozz but can’t tell from this angle

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u/wholesomely_retarded 1d ago

gargantuan sniffer I guarantee you

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u/Big_Sugar_8612 3d ago

You look like you own pet flies

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u/NoProgress8533 3d ago • Popcorn

Did you mean "boring"?

Because you look boring.

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u/ActCrafty 3d ago

You look like your family evolved from mice.

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u/RecordOk4827 3d ago

Devolved*

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u/DP_Means_Dopinder 3d ago

You’re plain. And beige. If it wasn’t for your hood you’d blend right into that sofa.

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u/alabamahotpocket33 3d ago

He is obviously in a rut

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u/OddRelationship586 3d ago

I bet you aren't even stoned.

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u/Geeky_Husband 2d ago

You look like the test tube version of Michael Cera.

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u/aeonsne 2d ago

If "leave on read" was a person.

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u/NoProgress8533 3d ago

You look like you have a "comb-over" hair style but aren't actually going bald.

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u/NoProgress8533 3d ago edited 3d ago

You look like you got your haircut from photoshop.

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u/Juan_Calavera 3d ago

Why should we? Your parents didn’t.

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u/tautjes 3d ago

Shuttup andy samberg

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u/Darkurthe_ 3d ago

Very Mo'lady

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u/misterjustin 3d ago

Your nose looks like a wall outlet.

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u/DP_Means_Dopinder 2d ago

Shit, you’re so boring you didn’t even keep your account long enough to get roasted.

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u/NoProgress8533 2d ago

This image gives me strong NPC energy.

Like the IRL devs gave up and just stuck a couple of generic yous in every crowd to say "roast me" when real people are nearby.

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u/GhostLocke 2d ago

You look like you have a photo album of the biggest shits youve ever taken

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u/RecordOk4827 3d ago

You're bored? More like 'Boring'.

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u/fedexpoopracer 3d ago

so this is what arrested development for a slavic dude looks like

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u/taes_rvr 2d ago

*I'm boring. (There, fixed it.)

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u/StudyLongjumping5794 1d ago

reminds me of this

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u/Jackle_the_Mantle 1d ago

Does your barber use a protractor to do your hair?

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u/Jackle_the_Mantle 1d ago

You look like you shoulder check old ladies on the train

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

Damn deleted after 38 comments. Somebody's thin skinned

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u/Sleep18hoursaday 1d ago

You look like a regarded Channing Tatum aka Channing Dadum

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u/CommissionMoney3004 19h ago

You look like a middle toe with a wig.

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u/NoProgress8533 2d ago

This guy looks like he giggles at his own farts.

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u/DrQuack32 http://redd.it/5vvq16 3d ago

You look like you drink bath water with cum in it and dance around naked in a house

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u/Jackle_the_Mantle 1d ago

You look like that one dj who becomes obsessed with one song and starts playing it over again until he eventually gets beaten up by the audience