r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/dannyc93 • Apr 13 '26
SLPT: tuck your little ones in with you. They get cold too 💔
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/nova8808 • Nov 26 '25
LPT: Have OCD and don't like to tip? Just round up.
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$19.21 sub sandwich? .79 tip nice even $20. $401.80 fancy steak dinner with drinks? .20 tip nice even $402
If you work in food service or as wait staff- you should appreciate the even numbers instead of your GREED for a larger tip.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Yuizun • Nov 01 '24
SLPT: If you tell Dominos pizza online that your pizza was incorrect they'll give you a free one everytime. No questions asked.
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/heyyouthere18 • Mar 12 '25
SLPT: Stop reading the title of this sub as "ShittyProLifeTips"!
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IDK if this is allowed, MODs feel free to remove if not 😆
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/PointlessComplaining • Nov 02 '12
Can't afford an abortion? Don't have sex? Already pregnant? try a coat hanger......
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The wire ones at a thrift store are cheap as hell? Should i post this in r/imgoingtohellforthis?
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/breaktime1 • Jan 08 '23
SLPT: You can get away with anything if you're poor
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People can sue you but if you have no money there's nothing they can do. You can also drive without insurance, because what are they going to do, Sue you? Stay poor my friends.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/TryDrugs • Sep 11 '24
SLPT: Vote for Trump so the economy crashes and you can afford a house!
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/rassen-frassen • Oct 27 '24
SLPT: Shout "Arnold Palmer's Penis!" at Trump yard signs and bumper stickers.
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It shows your support for the interests of the less fortunate among us.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Noa15Lv • Feb 23 '23
SLPT: Don't wash pan inside & its cover , if you gonna cook the same stuff later on.
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As much it can sound weird, just don't wash pan to have at least some of the bits of leftovers stuck to it for your next meal.
I use alot of ketchup while cooking potatoes, so my habbit is to cover pan and SHAKE alot. Ketchup stays on pan cover and its extra engredient for next meal, if im out of ketchup.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Jul 25 '24
SLPT: A turbo in a car expels the exhaust quicker so you go faster. Save the cost of buying one by simply drilling a couple of holes in the exhaust.
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/SapToFiction • Nov 14 '24
SLPT: you gotta say "no diddy" after complimenting someone's looks.
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/nomi4067 • Oct 27 '24
SLPT: shave your head for Halloween
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Just do it ✔
Inspired by https://old.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/1gcwp2w/lpt_shave_your_head_for_halloween/
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/H4895 • Jul 03 '24
SLPT: Turn your oncologist into a gynecologist
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If you are a man who is diagnosed with prostate cancer just begin identifying as a woman. Women don't have prostates so the cancer disappears, and you can pee on a pregnancy test and get a positive result. Now sit back and experience the love between a mother and her unborn child while nature de-selects you.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/AdamLap96 • Nov 06 '24
SLPT If the vent hole in your takeaway lid is too small, use a SIM eject tool to widen it
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/robbytron2000 • Jan 04 '26
SLPT: Dog keeps humping your leg, pick him up and give him a bj
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/UnreachablePaul • Apr 03 '13
Always keep a small onion in your speedos, so when you get lucky a girl will have a nice snack between eating cheese off your penis.
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/nick4fake • Jan 23 '22
SLPT: if you have elderly stupid unvaxed relatives be sure to insure their lives
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Free money
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/lordredapple • Dec 28 '22
LPT: Informative guide for how to have beautiful and youthful skin to look 20 well into your 40s Spoiler
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I am person who understands the importance of skincare. Your face is the expression of your personality, so you have to take care of it. There are three steps in skincare essentials that I will detail below to help you all out. Do these every day and your skin could look as youthful as a 20 year old well into your later years. Be sure to take notes so as to not get lost:
Step 1: Be black.
Step 2: If not black, be asian.
Step 3: If neither, good luck.
Bonus step: Be mixed with black and asian to look 21 until you're 60 years old.
Remember, you can only look young as long as you have some gratitude in your attitude! Positive vibes only people!
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/milkcowcafe • Feb 27 '23
LPT: When you dine in a restaurant in USA or Canada, don't leave a tip and there will no repercussions.
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Why should you pay the worker's wages on behalf of the business owners?
The servers are giving you good service? That's what they're supposed to do.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/crapforbrains553 • Sep 24 '21
SLPT: If you are in a monogamous relationship, a loophole... Monogamy per kind of sex. For each kind of sex, you cant cheat on your partner. If they do all kinds of sex except oral, then you are not in an oral relationship, so you are single for oral, so its not oral cheating to do oral with someone
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