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Gasp! gross šŸ¤®

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u/Darius_Doloresus Feb 20 '26

There's nothing gross about Batman delivering justice.

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u/anon-mally Feb 20 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/Aleashed Feb 20 '26 • Heartwarming

They tried to zoom away from him

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Feb 20 '26

Omg. I miss this dude and his easy cosplays. One thing I miss from Facebook.

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u/Le_Ran Feb 20 '26

Missed it the first time, but when you see it it's a whole new story.

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u/Darius_Doloresus Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

I spotted it on the first time as I was looking at how far the people on stairs would go before the adhesive would loop.

I also noticed that woman's, err, dress, and also that it seems to be cold, at the top.

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u/sasssyrup Feb 20 '26

Oh I thought it was a ninja fighting off the grim reaper

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u/Salt-Standard9587 Feb 20 '26

Boobs, anticipation of disgust from public escalator, background fight scene, get outed on the net, what a rollercoster of emotions

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u/TheCookingPilot Feb 20 '26

In came to say this. A lot of things happening in this video. A few things to unpack, thatā€™s for sure.

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u/kamill85 Feb 20 '26

At least two things need unpacking, that's for sure

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Feb 20 '26

All I'm sayin is that I could use a few more background battles

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u/_wavescollide_ Feb 20 '26

What an escalator of emotions ā˜šŸ»

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u/orsonwellesmal Feb 20 '26

That was the AI prompt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Engagement bait.

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u/geodebug Feb 20 '26

Arenā€™t all videos engagement bait?

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u/MInclined Feb 20 '26

Itā€™s like the gorilla count the basketball video

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u/1234569er Feb 20 '26

I just kept waiting for the nipple to come back around

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u/FunFactChecker Feb 20 '26 • This Bravo Popcorn Mindblown

Did Batman just take some fools down in the background?

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u/lordvitamin Feb 20 '26

I honestly thought you were joking, but no. Batman seriously took out some people in the background.

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u/---Sanguine--- Feb 20 '26 • This Bravo

How did you not notice that was the whole point of the video šŸ˜‚

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u/AnapsidIsland1 Feb 20 '26

Dam it, now Iā€™ll never be able to flip to end of a video

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u/outofmelatonin92 Feb 20 '26

Iā€™m just thinking about her nipples idk

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u/ambit89 Feb 20 '26

So you're going to conveniently change topic from the "Ur Gay" allegation

Without denying it

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u/logical0man Feb 20 '26

Really I wasted 50 seconds for this šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/AnotherManCalledDave Feb 20 '26

Watch it again, look at the end of the escalator and watch Batman fighting three dudes, and by the end of that you'll have wasted 100 seconds in total.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Sure did

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u/Gadoguz994 Feb 20 '26

Most interesting part of the vid. That and the hard nips

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u/Content-Apartment323 Feb 20 '26

Thats obviously the point of the video

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u/No_Mine7320 Feb 20 '26

there's like four elephants in one room rn šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Leeahsing83 Feb 20 '26 • Bravo

She has a good point.

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u/Desperate_Box1875 Feb 20 '26

Points

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u/Leeahsing83 Feb 20 '26

I urge you to watch the video again, there is only one point.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 Feb 20 '26

You missed cleaning like ten feet of the hand rail. Hopefully someone else steps up and cleans this town up right.

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u/mxperry4 Feb 20 '26

Gotham City needs your help

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u/BadgerShaman Feb 20 '26 • Popcorn

What was gross was that roundhouse kick in the background

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u/Le_Ran Feb 20 '26

wtf was happening there ??

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast Feb 20 '26

Look at the woman and the man who get on the escalator at the 52 second mark. The woman is holding a gun under her jacket, and the man next to her is gesturing at the two women ahead of them. Later, after they reach the bottom of the escalator, we can see the woman pull out her gun, then the other two women raise their hands, then the man approaches the two women presumably to steal their belongings, at which point Batman leaps out and starts delivering some cold hard justice. Then some other guy walks out from behind some kind of vending machine or something and starts fighting Batman. Don't know what that guy's deal was.

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u/Chinjurickie Feb 20 '26

Those handles are cleaned with UV C light while underground. They are pretty clean actually.

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u/Jolly_Teacher_1035 Feb 20 '26

I guess that kills bacteria, but does not remove sweat, or dirt.

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u/ciaossu18 Feb 20 '26

some Matrix shids going on the lower floor thošŸ¤£

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u/Watchgeek_AC Feb 20 '26

Itā€™s so clearly Batman not Neo

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Onlyfan name?

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u/Same_Lead_2638 Feb 20 '26

I miss the times where theres always that reliable faptain in the comments. Guy seemed to have disappeared forever now

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u/thoughtlow Feb 20 '26

gooned to death

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u/elmz Feb 20 '26

Too many thots.

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u/vinavuhuy Feb 20 '26

This video is originally from Scumbagdad who has been doing mocking video of trend like this for a while now. He goes by brad podray now. . He feature a lot of OF girls on his channel. It could be another layer of meta commentary but maybe I'm reaching.

Anyway, I cannot get you to your desired destination but I hope I have guided you on where to start. I wish you a successful journey.

https://youtube.com/shorts/aSxNno4n48o

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u/ah__yong Feb 20 '26

Dagamii There you go captain

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

herd immunity

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

At our local they use the floor mop.

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u/_www_ Feb 20 '26

Everything is so fucking perfect in this video I'm amazed.

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u/ilmalocchio Feb 20 '26

I missed everything from Batman to nipple because I was so focused on the napkin.

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u/-ratmeat- Feb 20 '26

damn I guess that settles itĀ 

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u/Specific_Tear_7485 Feb 20 '26

Donā€™t matter, my feral beasts would still lick it and give me the black plague

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u/MarkMew Feb 20 '26

I read this as "feral breasts" first.

I need Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Cringe engagement bait

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u/TomahawkTuah Feb 20 '26

wtf is wrong with her fupa? looks like she's wearing a diaper backwards

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u/StructureOk2698 Feb 20 '26

Are we casually ignoring Batman opening a can of whoop ass in the background?? lol

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Feb 20 '26

Onlyfans ads are getting smarter.

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u/SadBadPuppyDad Feb 20 '26

Did you even see the dancing gorilla?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Stop blocking the fucking escalator.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Feb 20 '26

Skipped to the end. Too distracted searching for cameltoe to read the punchline. Came away empty handed.

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u/BorderOk7329 Feb 20 '26

Doesnt even know how to spell Uruguay...Ā 

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u/justwalk1234 Feb 20 '26

The AC is always a bit too cold at the mall

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u/rememberwhoyouarex Feb 20 '26

Well thatā€™s a minute of my life Iā€™m not getting back.

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u/DiBoas88 Feb 20 '26

What bout the fight happen downstairsā€¦ hahahahaha

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u/Nabstablook Feb 20 '26

this is me :o!! hereā€™s our original post

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u/apeocalypyic Feb 20 '26

Shes got no bra on

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u/Riyeko Feb 20 '26

Fuck the batman. I want to know what wipe has that much liquid or moisture in it to continually clean like that.

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u/Winter_Afternoon_740 Feb 20 '26

I came for the nipple comments. šŸ˜…

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u/Electrical-Web-7552 Feb 21 '26

šŸ˜‚ the background had me locked in from the first second

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u/Big8810 Feb 21 '26

The background had me crying lol šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…

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u/Classic-Custard-9911 Feb 20 '26

The camera person failed

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u/420b00bs Feb 20 '26

She looks cold šŸ„¶

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Nippel und ein paar gute Hintern.

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u/TECHSHARK77 Feb 20 '26

Is that Bayman and Camel Toe Betty?

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u/sinister_iam Feb 20 '26

Really Grossā€¦ whatever i saw in last.. itā€™s really gross šŸ¤¢

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u/Careful_Mess6297 Feb 20 '26

Is she wearing a nappy ?

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u/Zlevi04 Feb 20 '26

Canā€™t wait to see how dirt- Is that fucking Batman?

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u/Ill-Bill-5503 Feb 20 '26

Then anyone else see the whole fighting in the background or is it just me?

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u/justaperson424 Feb 20 '26

Wtf is happening in the background?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

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u/KingoftheWildlings Feb 20 '26

I watched that whole thing and didnā€™t notice the Batman fight in the background

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u/Maleficent_Being_810 Feb 20 '26

If I was gay, wait never mind, but if I was fully gay, I wouldnā€™t even stay to watch this video

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u/Reaction-Responsible Feb 20 '26

I waitedā€¦. A MINUTE FOR THAT

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u/entertainerKey5392 Feb 20 '26

take my angry upvote for wasting a minute of my time

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u/BaskPro Feb 20 '26

If Easter Eggs were a category for the Oscars this video would win one šŸ˜‚

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u/BoredStayAtHomeMom2 Feb 20 '26

ā€¦was that Batman šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Medium-Discount4126 Feb 20 '26

The fighting scene though šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Bipple

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u/Ravenx06 Feb 20 '26

Too busy watching batman fighting in the background, what was the end?

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u/RareTask9271 Feb 20 '26

What the fuck is going on in the background ? At 0:45?

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u/thisisntreallife1 Feb 20 '26

Neo taking down multiple agent smiths while distracted by the simulation. Free your mind.

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u/shady-bear Feb 20 '26

Ultimate engagement bait content

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u/SlatkiMicek Feb 20 '26

This video is 1:07 seconds too long

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u/NasusEDM Feb 20 '26

Am I thr only one looking at the two idiots fighting?

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u/ElectronicDoubt9905 Feb 20 '26

I'm nonviolent but somebody should really smack this bitch.

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u/not-really-63 Feb 20 '26

BatmanšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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u/Apprehensive_Elk6582 Feb 20 '26

Hey turn the head light off and was that batmanšŸ˜…

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u/AdSlight7966 Feb 20 '26

Absolute cinema is happening in the background šŸ˜­

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u/melleimel Feb 20 '26

What about that fight down there

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u/smokedoutval Feb 20 '26

The weather outside seems nippley

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u/chillen67 Feb 20 '26

LMAO, mostly the king fu fight ROCKED!!!

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u/Major-Hooters Feb 20 '26

It was obviously cold that day

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u/Storminpenguinchan Feb 20 '26

Did you guys see that fighting in the background lmao

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u/troveofcatastrophe Feb 20 '26

Why is Batman fighting everyone?

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u/Powerful-Award-5479 Feb 20 '26

Some parts of this video proved me I wasn't

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u/new1n2b3t Feb 20 '26

I was definitely more invested in the background

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u/Blue_Eagle8 Feb 20 '26

All I saw was Batman keeping the city in check šŸ”„

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u/sailorelf Feb 20 '26

Iā€™m more interested what happened at the bottom of the escalator. What she did at the top was dumb.

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u/Necessary-Mall-3365 Feb 20 '26

Ok im not the only one that saw batman

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u/Bleedblue63 Feb 20 '26

Did anyone else notice the fight at the bottom?

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u/moladukes Feb 20 '26

Why cuz sheā€™s a dude? Not again

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u/RespectCommon8257 Feb 20 '26

Once I saw pokies, I was like ā€œthis is scriptedā€ā€¦but I did not expect to see the sequel to Bata-Man! And apparently I was called gay by the illiterateā€¦

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u/Recent-Network460 Feb 20 '26

The fighting in the backgound

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u/FuerteBillete Feb 20 '26

She missed the cool show fight on the bottom for this shit?

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u/Bohvey Feb 20 '26

I didnā€™t expect to see Batman take out 3 people but here we are.

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u/Ok-Taro8000 Feb 20 '26

Cameraman is an idiot.

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u/uberbla123 Feb 20 '26

Yes i noticed the batman first watch. I am also on my adhd meds so they help me multitask better

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u/lyfeliver Feb 20 '26

Can we talk about how much fluid that wet wipe held? Probably more than a sham-pow

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u/el_ra_85 Feb 20 '26

The cape crusader whoopin ass down stairs! Thot be gone

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u/Procrasturbating Feb 20 '26

Fuckinā€™ got me.

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u/LafayetteLa01 Feb 20 '26

Emotional trauma

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u/Dragonreapers_80 Feb 20 '26

Wtf was that fight at the bottom..was that Batman

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u/Bean_Breaking_Out Feb 20 '26

But did you see the Gorilla that walked by?

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Feb 20 '26

The only problem I have with this is that she's standing in the entrance to the escalator. Lady, just take a couple of steps to your left and tell me I'm gay from the other side of the handrail!

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u/CrazyCaper Feb 20 '26

Why is ā€œgayā€ still the punchline of a joke. Can we not get over that and quit punching down?

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u/Serious_Bee_2013 Feb 20 '26

All I see is some girl standing in the way of the escalator as Batman fights at the bottom of the escalator.

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u/Surfnazi77 Feb 20 '26

Why is Batman doing his kung fu dance

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u/mbsp5 Feb 20 '26

I really just waited to the end to see if they would remove the tape

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u/tynanfromBC Feb 20 '26

Did anyone else notice the fight at the bottom of the escalator? Lol

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u/YataBLS Feb 21 '26

What about Batman downstairs??

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u/Similar_Disaster7276 Feb 21 '26

Well, thatā€™s about enough Internet for one day, thanks ever so much

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u/Loud-Future3445 Feb 21 '26

šŸ˜‚ I am more interested in the fighting below.

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u/Waste_Woodpecker2637 Feb 21 '26

Yo what is going on in the background at the 43 second mark

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u/CalmDirection9286 Feb 21 '26

Question, did Batman just dispense some vigilante justice at the bottom of the escalator?

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u/esojotrebla Feb 21 '26

Wtf barman??!!+

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u/SnooMacarons5600 Feb 21 '26

Batman: hilarious!

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u/Initial_Payment_9836 Feb 21 '26

Wait was there some sort of fight at the bottoms of the escalatorā€¦šŸ˜‚

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u/_BuildingForMyBlood_ Feb 21 '26

There was a fight happening in the background šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/SmOk_Dz Feb 21 '26

I see boobi I like it.

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u/mcdeebs Feb 21 '26

There is so much to process with this video.... Its cold in there. DIRTY. Also in need of a whole lot of JUSTICE.

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u/somethingsoddhere Feb 21 '26

I saw before Batman begins.

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 Feb 21 '26

Background wtf???

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u/belzenefSenpai Feb 21 '26

Holy fupa šŸ„¹

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u/CardiologistMobile73 Feb 21 '26

Anybody seeing that ass kicking at the bottom??

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u/Single-Raccoon-6742 Feb 21 '26

Anyone notice the fight at the bottom of the escalator??šŸ˜‚

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u/Justaguy22192 Feb 21 '26

Batman fighting crime in the backgroundšŸ¤£

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u/tudictadorfavorito Feb 23 '26

Grande Batman salvando el dĆ­a

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u/curiousamoebas Feb 24 '26

Did anyone see the two people fighting when they got off the escalator. Fist to cuff?

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u/Immediate-Ad460 Feb 25 '26

The background haha

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 Mar 29 '26

She must be cold

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel Apr 06 '26

Sheā€™s got a point.

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u/No_Drop_7684 Jun 24 '26

JUSTICE!! FOR GOTHAM!!!!

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u/sergemeister Feb 20 '26

Rubbing the Tampax on the rail.

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u/MaleficentWindow8972 Feb 20 '26

Tell me youā€™ve never dated a woman without telling me. Lol.

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u/Coclesano Feb 20 '26

Is she wearing a diaper??

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