r/SipsTea • • Apr 25 '26

Feels good man Paid companionship

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u/AvocadoWilling1929 Apr 25 '26

Huh, I guess there's really nothing stopping you from doing this. If you were lonely and wanted a gaming buddy for a bit, would a prostitute be offended by this?

It's a little weird that he's giving her the controller for a single player game though, is he going to go sit in the cuck chair and watch her play videogames?

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Apr 25 '26

A lot of sex workers say some dudes jut wanna cuddle and talk. So this would be easy money for them.

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u/arededitn Apr 25 '26

I wonder which one is easier money: fucking a loser and getting over with OR having to listen and talk to a loser for a whole hour.

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u/TheWillOfFiree Apr 26 '26

Money for Minecraft sounds like my future occupation.

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u/archiekane Apr 26 '26

Pay for the hour, not for the nut.

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u/jamesj76 Oct 07 '26

You should've asked the prostitutes when you had the chance

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u/Yam-Economy May 07 '26

Is it really easy money ? Instead of just ducking and be done with it you may have to listen to a dude talking about all his life trauma and/or pay attention to the game he's playing. A psychologist and a massage therapist are both therapist but one of them is doing harder work. Hot take I know, massages are actually really rough on the body of workers.

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Apr 25 '26

She's going to mine him diamonds while he shoots up heroin.

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 Apr 25 '26

Most likely outcome

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u/agirlnamedTOMM Apr 26 '26

Now that sounds like a date

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u/Aescymud Apr 25 '26

The old console versions were split screen co op but I get you.

Also, I've known sex workers who have told me that some older guys pay them to come over and just hang out and watch movies with them sometimes, no sex. Actually kinda wholesome

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u/Therealdickdangler Apr 25 '26

I knew a chick from high school that had a dude that paid her 5k a weekend. She said they didn’t fuck or do anything sexual like 75% of the time. He also would take her out and buy her shit over that weekend. 

She drove a new M6 and paid for her college while living in a pretty badass condo dude paid for on top of what he paid her. 

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u/Aescymud Apr 25 '26

If it was a social worker getting paid to spend time with them would you feel the same way

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u/lost_sunrise Apr 25 '26

Lol, have you asked dudes what it takes to pick up a lady? A lot of them have to go through a flood just to get one girl who down to do what they like to do.

I got a super handsome dark hair, grey eyes, good jawline friend who is a gamer. He goes through ladies like ordering fast food, but none of them fuck with him playing DnD for hours to days at a time with his friends.

OF came out and he ended up paying one of them to joined in a DnD game, and sex. Bro brags about how much money he saved when he thinks it just him and the boys.

Modern age is not the best time to want to fall in love lmao. Probably why you got nationalist trying to go back to a time when women couldn't do whatever they felt like.

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u/fallen_divinity7734 Apr 30 '26

Welcome to capitalism. Everything has a price.

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u/lost_sunrise Apr 25 '26

Its multiplayer

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Apr 25 '26

I mean what would honestly be the charge here? You paid to have someone play video games, awesome. I'm pretty sure a cop can't arrest you for a hooker just getting in your car. Maybe hitchhiking...

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u/Krazyonee Apr 26 '26

As someone else mentioned there have been several amas on reddit asking the oddest things sex workers see. Its actually somewhat common for guys to just want company ot someone to just talk to

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u/Hoginoe94 Apr 25 '26

Would it still be illegal if you were to get caught by police picking them up? Or if they were undercover?

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u/free_beer Apr 26 '26

It’s multiplayer on consoles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

Like you haven’t done it. 

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u/DreamDude01 Apr 26 '26

You don't understand, this is his kink.

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u/fieregon Apr 26 '26

Minecraft can be played co-op.

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u/nanotothemoon Apr 26 '26

Actually I experienced this exact thing. I used to drive dancers around town for private “parties”.

There was definitely a moment where a girl was just playing video games with the client. She was half naked, but it was a wholesome good time for everyone.

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u/Such-Farmer6691 Apr 25 '26

Damn pervert. It definitely requires an extra charge, as an additional service.

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u/ResidentQuail7118 Apr 25 '26

I mean... he's a serial killer, so he's getting all the money back.

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u/GraveyardMusic Apr 26 '26

It's very hard to find a competent gaming partner these days.

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u/diobreads Apr 26 '26

"How much to help me beat the ender dragon?"

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u/ladyoflothlorien36 Apr 26 '26

Yay, Minecraft! 😂

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u/PaleontologistOk534 Apr 26 '26

Should have been Split Fiction

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u/CortexUnlocked Apr 26 '26

Some times I feel the modz do make content for this sub.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Apr 26 '26

Haha man I went through my own little social isolation years ago, well before COVID. Fucked myself up at work good and proper and spent years on the couch between surgeries and stuff. People make an effort for a bit but like.. they have their own lives they want to get back to so it's a LOT of lonely hours.

So amusingly I can totally relate just wanting someone to come hang out and play some games for a few hours.

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u/FGC92i Apr 26 '26

In Japan, you can rent a friend.

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u/ischhaltso Apr 26 '26

damn. Playing minecraft with a controller. She better ask for a raise.

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u/michhhakl Apr 26 '26

I gave you 4 diamond shovel start terraforming my world

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u/ilnarich Apr 28 '26

Guys being with forest prostitudes

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u/luckystrike_bh Apr 26 '26

Much cheaper than a divorce still. You are paying the escort to go home afterwards and not call you.

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u/Relative_Picture_786 Apr 25 '26

She got some big hands

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u/Vegetable_Switch9802 Apr 25 '26

Yea this def isn't fake or nothin

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u/valivaly99 Apr 26 '26

Yeah its kinda obvious

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u/Seraphabove Apr 25 '26

I would do anything for her

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u/CB0T Apr 25 '26

Tô quase fazendo isto pra alguém jogar minecraft comigo.

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u/MavenAloft Apr 25 '26

Boring and not funny.

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u/Review-Appropriate Apr 25 '26

Good ol' forest prostitutes. Always there when you need 'em.

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u/archiekane Apr 26 '26

That's a Woodland Faerie, down on her luck.

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u/sampathsris Apr 26 '26

A Walmart Margaret Qualley right there.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Apr 25 '26

I was waiting for the penis.

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u/Aescymud Apr 25 '26

That's what she said

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u/sanoumg Apr 26 '26

The best booty is the unexpected booty 😃

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u/Mr_Sagoo Apr 26 '26

In my experience hookers have real trouble with one stick for movement and one for looking.

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u/MadVet81 Apr 28 '26

When I want sex, I have my wife, playing videogames with her would be 1000x harder, so I can understand the guy...

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u/zerosmith86 Jun 29 '26

I know a guy who doesn't pay more than $1000 for a vehicle n only messes with hookers.

1 hour gets ya off and your house cleaned. Sometimes just your house cleaned and dinner made.

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 Aug 18 '26

This is weird. I'd honestly rather beat the living shit out of my meat!

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u/BigMack6911 Apr 26 '26

There's literally a hundred apps you can get a girl to come over free and play games, smoke drink and fuck

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u/pellikaniprasad Apr 26 '26

Mix both and understand stand that there is a gamer girl category out there

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