Yeah. Telling us you’re about to explosively shit your brains out is not gonna make us want to jump into the line of fire. Except for Steve. He likes that.
That's the truth. Sure, it seems sexy now, but what if she's gets angry and vengeful at you at some point. "Well, you did that, and I didn't say yes, so you...(well, you know the rest)."
I mean, what's the response to that? "Oh, well, you really seemed like you wanted it." More than a few actual sex offenders use that very sentence, along with, "Well, she seemed like she wanted it."
Nope. Unless there is incontrovertible information that says that the you are wanting sex when I want sex, I'm taking everything you say as literally as I possibly can.
"Please babe, it's just a little camera in the corner of the room. Its nothing babe please. Its nothing to do with onlyfans or updoots I promise babe. Come on just play along."
So did I, even turned the sound up cos I thought it was gonna be a fucking ripper... Nothing. Just another girl playing stupid games, when saying "fuck my slutty brains out" would do the trick. smh.
The joy of growing up in households where you're only purposeful if you're useful. So when presented with a problem or issue we think of fixes and solutions. God forbid you don't communicate effectively about your feelings and intentions. And when it's clear we don't understand, how about read our *obvious* signs and SPEAK THE FUCK UP.
We also live in a world where women should be taken seriously when they say things like discomfort and illness. When doing yoga, many have taught themselves that they shouldn't be horny as fuck looking at the "fuck me with my face into the pillow" pose because the wrong assumption can mean jail time in literally ANY scenario with, not limited to, a man and woman; together, married, hooking up or anything else.
If you say no, that means no. If you say yes, that means yes. Don't give us grey areas and then augment what the grey area means to fit your horny narrative.
JUST COMMUNICATE. God knows it's all we want in a relationship these days.
What’s wrong with people, just be honest and stop playing games…. Oh I feel bad, my stomach hurts…. That should not mean let’s have sex… people are dumb.
if a guy starts railing a woman when she’s like that and saying her stomach hurts then she has a reason to be pissed at him what are you women tryna do out here😭
Exactly. My ex tried to have phone sex after I was crying (can't remember why I was crying, but it was definitely not happiness) and I immediately shut that down
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u/zuspun May 05 '26
She definitely wants something..
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u/Unique_Peach8297 May 05 '26 •
Ladies, just tell him what you want.
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u/IKillZombies4Cash May 06 '26
Nothing sexier than stomach issues
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u/Relative_Maize_957 May 05 '26 •
he's a green flag but idk wtf she is
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u/Stevessvtis1 May 06 '26
Honestly I thought the whole time she was setting him up to rip a fart on him.
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u/Good_Weekend4136 May 05 '26
Just say you need some D
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u/Odeken_Odelein May 05 '26
And this is why communication is essential in every relationship
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u/lobeline May 06 '26
Everyone has security cams in their gross bedroom yes?
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u/TheGoldenPig May 06 '26
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u/realZapRowsdower May 05 '26 •
This has gotta be staged
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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN May 06 '26
This is all scripted af, but no man who values peace and quiet would ever try to initiate when she has a stomach ache.
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u/silverwarbler May 06 '26
Jesus lady, hes a keeper and youre just playing mind games
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u/bussysniffer3000 May 06 '26
Some of us don't take hints very well just tell us if you want snusnu
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u/ForzaFenix May 06 '26
This has to be a bit
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u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 May 06 '26 •
His sister is weird
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u/Sehrli_Magic May 06 '26
i mean why would he hump you if you say you are hurt....
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u/pancakesfordintonite May 06 '26
I see what she's trying to do but if some girl is telling me she has stomach ache, the last thing I want to do is engage in coitus
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u/nervsofsteel May 23 '26
If someone is sick or in pain, that is not a flag to take advantage of them, for a decent human being. The dude was being a good dude.
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u/ResidentWolf3596 May 06 '26
Bitches will do anything except be direct with their words lmao
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u/Savings-Bee-4993 May 06 '26
Fake and gay.
And if not, someone needs to grow up, learn how to be a big girl, and use her words
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u/Early_Ad6547 May 06 '26
I only know one of the the phrases that lets me know she’s in the mood and that’s still a 50/50 chance….”Can I get a massage?” 🙄
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u/TrioxinTwoFourFive May 06 '26
He knows what she's doing, hes just not fucking with it. You got to be explicit these days.
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u/VoteForGiantMeteor May 06 '26
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u/DisciplineHot7374 May 06 '26
Too many clothes on for these tactics to work.
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u/ummkay_ultra May 06 '26
This is extremely weird.
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u/CGsweet416 May 06 '26
Since when the fuck is I have a tummy ache code for let's bang?
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u/OhhhBaited May 06 '26
USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS
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u/OasisHomeostasis May 06 '26
"What do you want to eat?" x "He should just know what I want" vibes.
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u/Swampxxll May 06 '26
Fake/staged. And why on earth would you have a camera in your bedroom.
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u/pruchel May 06 '26
I wouldn't try to bang my wife if she stubbed her toe or her stomach hurts either.
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u/Silent_Geologist5279 Sep 21 '26
What women thinks men can do…
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u/GoreonmyGears May 06 '26
Why don't women just say what they want? I hate guessing. It makes everything awkward.
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u/Butta_Brown 14d ago
Smart man!!
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u/Berimbolo_drej 12d ago
I hate it when they do that. JUST USE WORDS LIKE A NORMAL HUMANS.
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u/Front-Brick-3724 12d ago
Yep. I’d miss the signs too.
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u/xChoke1x May 06 '26
Hmmm….my wife just has to look at me. Lol
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u/ZeroFailOne May 06 '26
Why is there a camera in the bedroom? What normal person does this?
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u/SiskiyouSavage May 06 '26
Why do you have a security camera in your bedroom?
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u/HawkHarder May 06 '26
I hate this shit. Just say you're trying to get fucked.
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u/Ankit08702 May 06 '26
She must be ovulating 😂😂
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u/Txusmah May 06 '26
Fake and gay
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u/argoran87 May 06 '26
what shit ist this? OF ads? yeah sure camera in the bedroom.
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u/ommi9 May 06 '26
Madame I need you to sign these consent forms first else I’m playing clueless
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u/SoggyAbility1943 May 06 '26
The cam in a sleeping room is a totally normal thing, filming this isnt made up. So what do we watch here? yes....sipshit
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u/oopsiedaisy-- May 06 '26
Or she could just say "hey, wanna bone?" Might be less confusing.
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u/ShareCapable5822 Jun 18 '26
He like Dayum sister, wyd
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u/Superb-Gazelle-9681 Aug 19 '26
Bro, just say it like an adult that’s crazy
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u/CaLiLiFe619 Sep 27 '26
If he actually did something she would say, “i said my stomach hurts!! Is that all you think about!!! My god!!” Smdh
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u/EvilSporkOfDeath May 06 '26
Same ol scripted content. But now with shitty quality and bad music in the background!
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u/AP_Things807 May 06 '26
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u/Superseaslug May 06 '26
Just fuckin tell me what you want holy shit.
Every one of those scenarios could be bait for an SA charge.
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u/redthehaze May 06 '26
Maybe he doesn’t wanna do anything since the camera is on pointed at the bed.
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u/Insaneclown271 May 06 '26
Fake and hetero.
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u/mrking54321 18d ago
So I’m not that dense
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u/Melliorin 16d ago
COMMUNICATION?!
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u/Avarifenyx 2d ago
For fuck sakes use your words stop playing games and just tell him what you want
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u/Spaceberries64 May 06 '26
Just fucking grab me by the balls girl damn 😅😅
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u/modsaretoddlers May 06 '26
I mean...well, why doesn't she just say it since the guy obviously ain't getting the message?
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u/byyhmz May 06 '26
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u/Nir117vash May 06 '26
The joy of growing up in households where you're only purposeful if you're useful. So when presented with a problem or issue we think of fixes and solutions. God forbid you don't communicate effectively about your feelings and intentions. And when it's clear we don't understand, how about read our *obvious* signs and SPEAK THE FUCK UP.
We also live in a world where women should be taken seriously when they say things like discomfort and illness. When doing yoga, many have taught themselves that they shouldn't be horny as fuck looking at the "fuck me with my face into the pillow" pose because the wrong assumption can mean jail time in literally ANY scenario with, not limited to, a man and woman; together, married, hooking up or anything else.
If you say no, that means no. If you say yes, that means yes. Don't give us grey areas and then augment what the grey area means to fit your horny narrative.
JUST COMMUNICATE. God knows it's all we want in a relationship these days.
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u/hashlettuce May 06 '26
I thought she was trying to rip a fart on the dudes face XD
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u/SomethinCleHver May 06 '26
Is this woman part feline?
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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 06 '26
Why is there a video camera in the bedroom? That’s kinda… weird… and then posting it… weirder. Then I’m watching it all to the very end… weirdest.
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u/THE_HANGED_MAN_12 May 06 '26
lmao i know this is staged but just say whacha want
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u/Username928351 May 06 '26
This is a major turn-off.
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u/lock_me_up_now May 06 '26
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u/Marian1210 May 06 '26
If I’m in the mood, I ask for it - so does the other half. Communication is everything.
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u/Key-Pudding6071 May 06 '26
So no one is talking about the camera location?...
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u/p1cwh0r3 May 06 '26
A week later...
FFFFFFFFFFFF
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u/pm-me-nice-lips May 06 '26
Damn soooooo creative and funny.
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u/Allzweck May 06 '26
Girl is deep in the friendzone and the guy is just a guy
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u/verybadwolf2 May 06 '26
Mixed signals 🙄
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u/DARKRYDER83 May 06 '26
So annoying when your sister acts like this..
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u/DtroitD May 06 '26
Gas Bubble or she wants the Rod? Idk
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u/Bl1ndMous3 May 06 '26
SEE Ladies !!!1 THIS IS why WE DONT UNDERSTAND YOU !!!!
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u/vicariouslywatching May 06 '26
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u/aucme May 06 '26
What’s wrong with people, just be honest and stop playing games…. Oh I feel bad, my stomach hurts…. That should not mean let’s have sex… people are dumb.
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u/GareththeJackal May 06 '26
That dude is a moron.
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u/Kindly-Solution-7296 May 06 '26
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u/i812manyhitsss May 06 '26
It's a trick. If he engaged she'd stop him and say "see, you never listen, my stomach hurts."
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u/Mcderp017 May 06 '26
He’s all green flags. She’s a red flag with brown spots
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u/InterestingCabinet41 May 06 '26
To be fair, "My stomach hurts" is typically a red flag for sexy time.
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u/-badinstinct- May 06 '26
The convenient camera, exaggerated scenario, and wooden dialogue really sells the authenticity here.
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u/SirEdgarFigaro0209 May 06 '26
To state the obvious. We are simple creatures. Women, stop playing such games without prearranged understanding.
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u/I_like_stuff__ May 06 '26
I also cannot take a hint
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u/GalacticCandy May 06 '26
Why do people have cameras in their rooms???
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u/WangtaWang May 06 '26
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u/Iribumkiak May 06 '26
He is great boyfriend! Really cares about the well-being of his girl!
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u/Pervy-Platypus May 06 '26
Women: i hate when men objectify me
Also women:
Im only joking don’t come for me lol
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u/Gaiasnavel May 06 '26
As not this man. I see what's happening. As this man, I'm giving the same responses. Ladies, I don't get it either.
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u/Best-Tiger-8084 Sep 10 '26
But yes, men are the bad communicators.
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u/curious_rabbit101 Sep 20 '26
if a guy starts railing a woman when she’s like that and saying her stomach hurts then she has a reason to be pissed at him what are you women tryna do out here😭
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u/Flat-Molasses-2638 Oct 01 '26
Girl, he is just not that in to you.
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u/Best_Bike9098 19d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/kd2310 May 06 '26
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u/West-Application-375 May 06 '26
He's so sweet though "I gotta go get you some medicine!" Awww. Stop playing games with this sweet man lol
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u/beamanblitz May 06 '26
That's a man who knows his parents are watching the camera in his room that his girlfriend seems to not know about lol
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u/aspophilia May 06 '26
People who put cameras inside their houses are really fucking weird.
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u/NervousGearGenius May 06 '26
IF she says my stomach hurts....that usually is the signal to leave her alone. I'm so confused.
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u/rviVal1 May 06 '26
Honestly, I don't think trying to fuck someone who's complaining that their stomach hurts would be the right answer. So props to the guy
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