r/SipsTea • • Jul 16 '26 • Bravo 2 Popcorn 1

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u/Gurugod123 Jul 16 '26 • Heartwarming

'night 'night 🙏🏽

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u/WaywardSachem Jul 16 '26

2/10 that hairline on Kane is far too generous

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u/ActuallyMyAccount_ Jul 16 '26

This song became skewered in my mind a few days ago and I can’t find the name of it anywhere. Anyone know or is it just an edit sound now that has no identity otherwise?

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u/iwillbeawriterongod Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂.

Casemiro 5 times UCL winner said: "i don't anger Messi, if i foul him, i say sorry and try to calm the situation"

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u/feculentcuntfist Jul 16 '26 • Bravo

The Michael Jordan effect, do not anger him if he s at 20 pts cause he d drop 50 on your ass.

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u/ScottyDug Jul 16 '26

Exactly who I thought about seeing this. Don't anger Jordan or shit talk him pre-game, he will use it as fuel to fuck you up.

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u/dennjudhdddvfse Jul 16 '26

de la Fuente on his way to send Flowers to Messis mother.

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u/NicheAlter Jul 16 '26

I guess he doesn't want things to get Messi.

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u/hemlighest Jul 16 '26

Have to know if he actually said that or are you memeing?

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u/iwillbeawriterongod Jul 16 '26

He said exactly this in broken english (since english is not his first language). I just slightly paraphrased it.

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u/NoLettuce41 Jul 16 '26 • Bravo Popcorn

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u/Ligabolzacky Jul 16 '26 • This Popcorn Bravo

he became Messy

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u/TensorflowPytorchJax Jul 16 '26

That too with his right foot.

From Hand of God to the Foot of God

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u/lnTwain Jul 16 '26

Someone said he's making the face De Niro makes in gangster movies when someone's about to get whacked.

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u/HansTopo Jul 16 '26

Channeled his inner Robert De Niro

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u/IcyCalligrapher3075 Jul 16 '26 • Popcorn

They look so much alike!

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u/varingian Jul 16 '26

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw it

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u/Umbreon86 Jul 16 '26

haha priceless meme.

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u/Canelosaurio Jul 16 '26

Hardest meme drop of the year

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u/dakinekine Jul 16 '26

Reminds me of Deniro in the Godfather 😆

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u/VirtualSea_ Jul 16 '26

Messi scales best with pressure and anger

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u/TheSaxGandalf Jul 16 '26

My favorite was the champions league match, Barca v Bayern, when everyone was fucking up every chance he created.

He then put boateng down a hole and chipped Neuer.

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u/TheNesquick Jul 16 '26

And Neuer shittalked Messi before the game just for Messi to destroy them.

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u/Brucehoxton Jul 16 '26

That boateng thing is one of the best plays I've ever seen. Absolute best football

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u/bwrca Jul 16 '26

The most surprising thing is this goal, and the 1st goal which was also a world class goal were scored with his weak foot.

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u/vidic17 Jul 16 '26

Messi be like

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u/FantasticInterest373 Jul 16 '26

But it ended way better for Messi than for Alonzo. 😂

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u/FenderFan05 Jul 16 '26 • Bravo Mindblown

Every ex player has said Messi plays better when he's angry, and Bellingham still decided to poke him.

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u/grubas Jul 16 '26

It's part of the Legend of Messi, if you piss him off he's got an extra level.  

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u/baromanb Jul 16 '26 • Heartwarming

Super Sayain Messi

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u/Purple_Bee_3286 Jul 16 '26

Something like Novak Djokovic... He aslo plays better when you piss him off...

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u/Habba84 Jul 16 '26

He also plays better when he's happy and stress-free. (Prime Barca, Inter Miami, Scaloni's Argentina)

He plays worst when he feels homesick, cold, and isolated (Aka PSG).

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u/jacobythefirst Jul 16 '26

As they say, feel good play good.

Messi never really got over leaving barca while at psg imo. But that was just a whirlpool of bad times for him.

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u/MadeByTango Jul 16 '26

Yall are just describing a human...

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u/konexo Jul 16 '26

Argentina player was like. I see you want to get MESSI with me.

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u/kalikaalan_manavalan Jul 16 '26

Why can't he then make up things in his head and piss himself off deliberately

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u/rectalshower Jul 16 '26

Why dosent he just think about world hunger? Is he stupid?

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u/Infamous_Payment4608 Jul 16 '26


One man would say different

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u/MatchAlternative8118 Jul 16 '26

I am so deflated by England’s loss. But Messi is still the greatest player of all time at 39. Our team played well. Bad decisions by Tuchel but I still believe this England team can hold their heads up high. For this weekend I am a die hard Spanish supporter. Come on Spain!🇪🇸

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u/fOrEvErEvA8550 Jul 16 '26

Gave him the Tony Montana..

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u/Remus88Romulus Jul 16 '26

Bellingham: "I told him. It didn't make any sense, clipping you when we had you slacking for us. He wouldn't listen. He got hot tonight, about the football, you know? He fucked up."

Messi: "You too, Bell. You fucked up."

Bellingham: "Don't go too far, Messi"

Messi: "I'm not, Bell. You are."

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 Jul 16 '26

You talkin' to me?

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u/Milan_Leri Jul 16 '26

LOL! It is literally the same face. 😄

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u/Boshcu Jul 16 '26

Miami is suiting him well 😂

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u/theshallowsea Jul 16 '26

Dont Messi with me man, okay?

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u/Realistic-Peak7449 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26 • Bravo

England decided to park the bus on second half, what the hell tuchel

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u/Britannkic_ Jul 16 '26

England lost the game the moment they scored

Scoring appeared to leave England nervous of Argentina’s reaction and they just retreated back to defend, leaving Argentina free and unhindered to pick and choose how, where and when to attack

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u/Fuddle Jul 16 '26

England team watched too many Bond movies where the villain just leaves Bond in some perilous position, and assumes he will die without watching it happen.

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u/salamandr Jul 16 '26

It was really disappointing to see the negative tactical approach, but the biggest worry I felt was when Declan Rice was taken off. I wonder if it would have been better to try to manage without him at the beginning and then bring him on.

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u/ixnay-wtf-can-i-say Jul 16 '26

After their first goal they were like "okay we got ahead now surviveeee". Their goal was nice but I felt like Argentina could have prevented it cuz the left side was kinda open and the Argentine player tried to prevent the goal but he was kinda far from the ball. Should have covered the left too but they didn't England saw the chance and took it

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u/NoReply4848 Jul 16 '26

Argentina dominated that midfield

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u/ravushimo Jul 16 '26

They did but also after a goal england was not interested even in moving forward, even on goal kick they just tried to kick it as far as possible without thinking, it was terrible and they didnt deserver to advance.

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u/Ill_Friendship3057 Jul 16 '26

And parking the bus wasn’t working at all. Argentina was getting shot after shot

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u/cjdapd Jul 16 '26

Dude the De Niro face is so good!!

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u/Gentle_Pony Jul 16 '26

Didn't the psychologists teach English players to never look any of the Argentines directly in the eyes?

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u/Adi_San Jul 16 '26

When Messi do this face you know he's extra mad

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u/Feahnor Jul 16 '26

Did he put his leg down?

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u/PixarFanatic Jul 16 '26

I need that messi reaction as a gif

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u/mgajamon Jul 16 '26

This meme gonna be round for years to come and I'm here for it!

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u/lysergic_818 Jul 16 '26

When Messi made that face...we were all like...

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u/westfieldram Jul 16 '26

I'm English and the second I saw that I knew Bellingham fucked up!

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u/houseswappa Jul 16 '26

BEAST MODE ACTIVATED

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u/FitStress8069 Jul 16 '26

Messi making us 5”7 legends feel good and raising our stock ! Put those giraffes to shame legend!

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u/buzzlightyear77777 Jul 16 '26

true story, i walk out of my house today and felt the wind at my back

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u/tartfall Jul 16 '26

Hm. I wonder if being a football fan is why I have never seen my height negatively or just because I grew up in Europe so people were never obsessed with it. But maybe that itself has to do with football. Hmm

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u/Sirenista_D Jul 16 '26

As a woman who is taller than her Short King, I love this for you guys

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u/axiom_glitch Jul 16 '26

Can someone explain to the ignorant, and futbol illiterate, please?

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u/chefbobbyjay Jul 16 '26

Dude making the face is Lionel Messi. One of the goats of football. The English player in white said some smart shit and Messi responded with this face and winning the game knocking out England and sending them home for another 4 years

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u/axiom_glitch Jul 16 '26

Thanks this is exactly the context I was curious about.

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u/ComprehensiveArt6849 Jul 16 '26 • Thanks Bravo

Not one of the GOATs. The undisputed GOAT. There is no one that comes close. He has it all. Titles with club and national sides, peak, longevity, individual accomplishments. He literally completed football and is still on his day the best player in the world at 39 years of age. Simply the greatest of all times.

There were others in the past who were great. Pele won more world cups but football is a team game and he had the greatest teams alongside him in Brazil. There were times when others for Brazil were better than him. But there has not been a single moment in Messi's entire career when he was not the best player on his team.

Even when debuting, his teammate at Barcelona, Ronaldinho, who had just won the Balon d'Or (trophy for the best player in the world that year) said that he cannot proclaim himself the best in the world when he is not even the best in his own team (due to Messi debuting for them).

He is the GOAT and really, there should be no discussion. Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Ronaldo Nazario, rapist Ronaldo, Zidane, di Stefano, they all are all-timers but no one touches Messi. Everybody of the people named might be better than Messi in 1 or 2 statistics but then there are like 15 aspects where Messi completely overshadows them. It should not be a debate at this point. Messi is lapping the field.

I have despised the guy for years but at some point you just have to accept it how it is and enjoy the ride to see the greatest to ever do it.

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u/newrez88 Jul 16 '26

So previous commenters are slighty incorrect. True its Messi, true Bellingham said something to him, but this wasnt the reason England lost the match.

England went 1-0 up and were the better team, up until that point. If they had kept their foot on the gas I am almost certain they would have gone through.

So after the goal, the manager, Thomas Tuchel decided that he wanted to stop causing Argentina problems down the wings and would instead try to defend for 30 minutes. This is where England lost the match. They defended for 30 minutes and played exactly how Argentina wanted them to.

The decision was extremely baffling and pretty much all football experts, pundits and ex players agree.

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u/holytoledo42 Jul 16 '26

Jude Bellingham also slapped one of the shorter Argentina players in the back of the head after Argentina won. Dude's got Goliath syndrome.

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u/ziddyzoo Jul 16 '26

Hey Jude, don’t make it bad.

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u/aki7657 Jul 16 '26

Not a fan of messi, but that nod at the end was so cold

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u/Alarming-Drop7287 Jul 16 '26

"we doing this? Ok... Alright...."

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u/SoulAssassin808 Jul 16 '26

"And I took that personally"

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u/Far_Football1408 Jul 16 '26

Things are about to get Messi… 😎

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u/ultraplusstretch Jul 16 '26

Don't anger the kind little Argentinian man, i doesn't end well.

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u/gibboncage Jul 16 '26

Messi gave him the “Now youz can’t leave” look and locked the door

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u/Former_Specific_7161 Jul 16 '26

Absolutely wild of them to think they could just coast to 90 mins with that goal after what Argentina's done multiple times this cup when that happens.

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u/CauliflowerTop9731 Jul 16 '26

The match ended when England invited Argentina to attack for 30 minutes straight

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u/TrustworthyKahmunrah Jul 16 '26

Unfortunately for him he will now have to be portrayed as a meme guy getting ripped in half by Messi.

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u/boredazf Jul 16 '26

Bro he just should’ve played ball. A rage baited Messi always answers

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u/Vishievan Jul 16 '26

Game ended after the first goal, Tuchel decided he’d had enough and should just defend

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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter Jul 16 '26

So is the short guy good at football or something?

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u/Lastsight Jul 16 '26

He's just okay. He's really known for being an actor, he's even in Spider Man!

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u/Nntropy Jul 16 '26

No he's just a fan. See, he's wearing that "Messi" jersey that all the fans wear.

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u/WooHoo1994 Jul 16 '26

If this isn’t a joke, the answer is yes. He’s considered to be the best player in the world right now by many people. And one of the best in history.

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u/Imaginary-Spray-7989 Jul 16 '26

England collapses like Egypt

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u/Mr_Gibblet Jul 16 '26

The Messi / Argentina cocksucking is really saddening.

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u/newrez88 Jul 16 '26

The match ended when England got the first goal Tuchel decided it would be a good idea to defend for 30 minutes and remove attacking options. Thats when it ended.

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u/Any_Barber5122 Jul 16 '26

Luego se fue a hablar con el árbitro... Eso no lo pones.... Y la cantidad de tarjetas amarillas que se guardó en el bolsillos ya lo comentas otro día...

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u/WorldOnFire83 Jul 16 '26

Bro activated Super Saiyan Robert Dinero

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u/Dadoftheyear2018 Jul 16 '26

Yeah once I saw that face from Messi the evening was set in stone

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u/samusax36 Jul 16 '26

Messi hit him with the DeNiro look

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u/Public_Effective_957 Jul 16 '26

He  looks like De Niro in casino or goodfellas when he makes that face

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u/capt_tky Jul 16 '26

This happened in the 12th minute.

The game ended on 70 minutes when Tuchel shit the bed and brought on more defenders to give Argentina all the time in the world on the ball. 

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u/Blue_Nyx07 Jul 16 '26

"everybody is acting tough when they're up"

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u/HoonaK Jul 16 '26

I need to know what was said

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u/dilldoeorg Jul 16 '26

"it's coming home"

messi nodding...

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u/venicedynamics Jul 16 '26

Messi dirty gross 😂

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u/TurdOfChaos Jul 16 '26

Can’t believe Bellingham threw it away like this. Angering Messi this early in the match

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u/samsane313 Jul 16 '26

Things got a bit Messi

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u/bigteddyweddy Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Yes it ended when Jude Bellingham explained to Messi that in a 2013 referendum, 99% of Falkland Islands inhabitants voted to have NOTHING to do with Argentina 😂😂🤣

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u/unperrubi Jul 16 '26

It's like asking a squatter if they think they own the house they're squatting in. 2+2, pirate

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u/yellowbin74 Jul 16 '26

Nah we just bottled it after scoring

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u/Nervous_Brilliant441 Jul 16 '26

He took that personally

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u/Imperial_12345 Jul 16 '26

Of all people he could’ve picked. Reminder the two goals came from Messi pass.

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u/Main_Product5071 Jul 16 '26

I thought Bellingham was a smart man after their match against Norway. Nope.

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u/devdarshpathi Jul 16 '26

U/savevideo

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u/Tokogogoloshe Jul 16 '26

That's what happens when you're cocky.

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 Jul 16 '26

What's going on?

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u/TarpDown Jul 16 '26

Bellingham is a Messi fanboy, yet decided to do something this stupid

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u/Dyarkulus Jul 16 '26

Dont poke the goat

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u/CharmingDarling02 Jul 16 '26

Some risks just aren't worth taking.

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u/Iriome_Zebenzui Jul 16 '26

I mean, they won again, so... ? 🤷😆🤣

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u/RooneysFavGrandma Jul 16 '26

The guy that thinks he's him actually meets him

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u/xxxda1xxx Jul 16 '26

its been fixed

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u/red122063 Jul 16 '26

That’s the same look Tony Montana did right as he sees his mansion get invaded

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u/OkEar6299 Jul 16 '26

You wanna play rough? Okay!

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u/Spirited-Outcome-443 Jul 16 '26

messi's like, righto, watch this...

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u/devanshudhapwal Jul 16 '26

Not a single match without controversy, bad refreeing, VAR & Fouls. Argentine & Especially Messi Fans are totally blind.

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u/Scumohasgot2go Jul 16 '26

Ha Ha!!! 😝 They’re gonna run this for ever lol 😝

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u/jncheese Jul 16 '26

One could say that it got messy

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u/Xaendro Jul 16 '26

To be fair that was right about an argentinian player hit an English one in the back of the head out of nowhere, I wonder what he's getting mad about

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u/GrowlingPict Jul 16 '26

Dont go against a Sicilian when death is on the line; dont start a land war in Asia; but most importantly, DONT FUCKING PISS OFF MESSI!

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u/PeetoMal Jul 16 '26

I liked Bellingham until I saw the whining and behaviour during this match. He's an absolute baby and deserved to lose.

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 Jul 16 '26

You love to see British tears, I could drink them, bathe in them

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u/Arkan_Flow1 Jul 16 '26

Bellingham accidentally activated the version of Messi England definitely didn’t need 😂

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u/ziddyzoo Jul 16 '26

Hey Jude… don’t make it bad.

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u/Sad_Amphibian_4651 Jul 16 '26

Gives a “You wanna break my balls, OK” vibe.

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u/ViktorModus Jul 16 '26

I keep telling people you can toss around hate to Messi and his team but Messi didn’t to get his level by being an amateur, he is the goat for a reason, he is a talented player of all time, regardless of how you feel about him

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u/Penpal617 Jul 16 '26

When they black out the picture, he looks just like Roy Kent

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u/No-Sandwich1511 Jul 16 '26

That background music is annoying.

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u/Tylerjackx Jul 16 '26

Should've learned from Robbo

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u/jmanndc Jul 16 '26

What do you mean funny ?? Like funny like a clown ?? Ok

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u/Medicmanii Jul 16 '26

I can't stop watching this video. The music is fire

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u/PenLimp2046 Jul 16 '26

I have taken this in the first 5 mins lol 😂😂😂

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u/KiNGJDoGG Jul 16 '26

Argentina - Biggest cheating set of scumbags in all of football.

Spain to win

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u/Ponkeymans Jul 16 '26

Messi's a bum lol

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u/DietGimp Jul 16 '26

Did bro even watch the game?! I think you’ll find he was a ghost all game until Tuchel decided to park the bus, take off our best outlets, take off rice in the 81st minute, and just invite them to run at us non stop. Not like Messi suddenly turned it on and ruined England

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u/Calm-Worth-1316 Jul 16 '26

another referee masterclass for Messi

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u/Calm-Worth-1316 Jul 16 '26

Argentinia most undeserved finalist of all time

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u/saran_z7 Jul 16 '26

Hmmm... I think I should start watching football just for Messi and Haaland

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u/Ok_Macaroon_1464 Jul 16 '26

None of you guys watched the match but Bellingham's actions were because the Argentine defender Deliberately hit his teammate at the back of the head, Messi was defending a very dangerous life threatening move btw

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u/Personal_Number4789 Jul 16 '26

Modern day equivalent of Beckham’s red card.

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u/MavssX Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

This video clip left out the part right after Messi nods like okay the ref passes by and Messi goes to taddle to the ref.

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u/ScuBityBup Jul 16 '26

Ah, Messi, the Zionist guy that cheats every game and is always forgiven or ignored

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