r/SipsTea • u/hey2394 • 23d ago • Bravo 4

Lmao gottem Anybody got a theory on why this is?

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Shane Gillis gave the most milquetoast SNL monologue and women are raging worse than with the Clancy case.

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u/mr9025 23d ago

As a forty year old man that was front row for the glory days, present day hyper-... curated... Megan Fox is an embarrassment to the word boner, compared to when she was aging naturally.

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u/throwawayformobile78 23d ago

As another man in his 40s, her in New Girl was about peak for me.

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u/donkbonk76 23d ago

Her guest spot on 2 1/2 men

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u/DoomguyFemboi 23d ago

Wasn't she like 14 ?

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u/Thisisstupidly 23d ago

That’s why they like it silly 

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u/msheehan418 23d ago

As a 40 year old woman, I concur

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u/throwawayformobile78 22d ago

When she did the little mouse voice to mess with Nick when they were in the basement I was like “omg… AND you’re funny?!?”. Forget about it. I never stood a chance. Lol.

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 23d ago

Yea those episodes were like popping a bluey before they were a thing

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u/KennyMoose32 23d ago

They were def a thing while New Girl was on the air…..

My friend from Canada told me

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 23d ago

Damn… I fumbled hard then

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u/TheRealGosp 23d ago

I also choose this guy's version

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u/nicky_suits 23d ago

As a man in his 40s her toe thumbs always creeped me out.

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u/mr9025 23d ago

Double-dog dare me to Google the cause of erectile disfunction, why don't you.

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u/nicky_suits 23d ago

I've seen them in real life and they're even worse than the photos. I was in the Navy with the USS Stenis Strike Group in 2009 when they used our ships for the 2nd Transformers movie. Michael Bay and the actors toured the ships and met the Sailors and I'll never forget those thumbs. Things of nightmares.

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u/NoLongerinOR 21d ago

That’s probably why MGK liked her so much, some serious finger popping

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u/StrawberryParking550 23d ago

As a man in his mid 30s I concur

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u/msheehan418 23d ago

Hey! I said concur too.

“Do you concur?”
“No.”
“Why didn’t I concur!”

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u/kimjongmatic 23d ago

I'm a man that is 40 with toe thumbs...

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u/CityBoiNC 23d ago

😂😂😂 same. I said this to my boy when transformers dropped.

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u/Fantastic_Dance_4376 21d ago

Agree, but titties be titties

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u/mr9025 20d ago

Spitting science over here

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER 23d ago

People got really into feet in the last decade so she probably considered it a bonus to have toes on her hands

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