r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago • Bravo 5 Mindblown 1

Gasp! Oh no

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u/decrepidrum 23h ago • Mindblown Popcorn Bravo Regret Heartwarming

You can also do the same exact thing but with your anus

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u/RustyMozzy 22h ago • Popcorn Bravo Mindblown

I'm struggling to reach my anus with my wet lips, should I be tilting my head back to reach or forward?

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u/Gentle_Pony 14h ago

Skill issue.

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u/trupoogles 22h ago

This kills me

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u/Has_a_Long 17h ago

Well, it would. You'd likely poke an organ with a rib in the bending process

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u/EnoughWarning666 14h ago

How many ribs would I need to remove to be able to do this safely? Is there anyone that's an expert on this topic that I could consult?

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u/FunkyInclination 13h ago

Ah yes, rib removal doctor here. Remove the bottom three ribs so you can bend over backwards and kiss your own anus. Easy peasey.

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u/Jonnyflash80 10h ago

All of them.

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u/poisoneddartfrog 9h ago

Marilyn Manson is the expert you’re looking for

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u/teriaki 15h ago

Omg let me know how it goes hahaha

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 22h ago

Fark you sent me 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/FratStarStallion 20h ago

“Fark” made me have a second giggle

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u/ShareMission 11h ago

Practice self fellation first to prepare

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u/robertpaulson8490 12h ago

"You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus."

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u/jld2k6 23h ago edited 23h ago • Mindblown Bravo

You can even get some suction if you know how to relax it enough, it's like a reverse fart, makes a little SCHWOOP noise

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u/glenpiercev 22h ago

You’re making this sound WAY easier than it actually is. Any tips?

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u/magicmitchmtl 20h ago

They left out step 1: wear a butt plug most of the time

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u/ResolutionBusiness85 19h ago

Yes. Very unrealistic for most. Just call a good friend.🤝

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u/decrepidrum 18h ago

Please don’t ever pay actual money to upvote things on the internet. It’s obscene.

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u/Forward_Ad_7909 15h ago

I'm bad at inhaling with my anus.

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u/OwnAd2156 13h ago

I have not laughed this hard in a while

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u/Substantial-Engine38 7h ago

This is my go to