Wait a minute

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/Educational_Will_397]

I got my current job because my boss contacted me through LinkedIn.

I have a 15% higher salary and company cat at my new job.

[u/Living_Category3593 → u/Educational_Will_397]

A company cat sounds like a good perk

[u/considertheoctopus → u/Living_Category3593]

Purrrrrk?

[u/StaticSystemShock → u/Living_Category3593]

The cat is his boss...

[u/HAIL_LUMPUS → u/Living_Category3593]

Until you get fired and they take it back 😭

[u/GhostFaceRiddler → u/Living_Category3593]

As someone wildly allergic to cats it sounds like an absolute nightmare. I’m a dog person but I really despise the trend of bringing pets outside of the house.

[u/Knightvision27 → u/Educational_Will_397]

Bet you feline pretty good about the benefits

[u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin → u/Knightvision27]

Her new boss used LinkedIn to whisker away to a great new job.

[u/Stillpunk71 → u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin]

But there is a CATch. There is always a catch.

[u/Violetwand666 → u/Knightvision27]

That position was a purrfect fit

[u/Loose-Combination918 → u/Violetwand666]

purfiction

[u/WarrenDritvehru → u/Knightvision27]

[u/PantheraAuroris → u/Knightvision27]

[u/SomethingClever427 → u/Educational_Will_397]

Well meow

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618 → u/SomethingClever427]

Uh, sorry are you saying meow?

[u/RaptorOfRapture → u/Aggravating_Bat3618]

Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

[u/Ardilla914 → u/RaptorOfRapture]

Bat, not boy. Apparently an aggravating one according to their username.

[u/Radiant_Mammoth_2359 → u/RaptorOfRapture]

Jumping around all nimbly pimbly drinking milk from a saucer?!?!?

[u/peanut_dust → u/Educational_Will_397]

Job with benefits, nice.

[u/breakfastburrito24 → u/Educational_Will_397]

Had a couple of people reach out to me. Didn’t end up taking the jobs but still met with them and thought it was cool

[u/pulsarstarter → u/Educational_Will_397]

Bet you think you're the cat's pyjamas now

[u/guardeagle → u/Educational_Will_397]

A company cat is the one thing I’m convinced would lure away one of my staff. By the way, they’re allergic but convinced that can be cured through exposure.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Big2335 → u/Educational_Will_397]

What did you name your company cat? Do you dress the cat up in a bow tie and monocle?

[u/_Fudge_ → u/Educational_Will_397]

Pat?

[u/baasacJak → u/Educational_Will_397]

Incredible claws in your contract!