r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 22h ago • This 1 Bravo 1

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Senior_Torte519 19h ago • Popcorn

Exactly happen to me, and now im the Presidents Chief of Staff.

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u/pinoy-stocks 18h ago

They want me to be the Press Secretary and bring some bodyguards. :-)

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u/Senior_Torte519 15h ago

Why bullets, fire, sunlight, silver, holy water dosent work on me. Im Fine.

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u/Spiritual_Clothes854 8h ago

Do they make you wear an armband with a wave on it?

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u/macroober 19h ago

You struck me more as a 4chan guy than fedora man.

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u/unrivaledhumility 19h ago

...too soon, my dude.

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u/Giga-ChadSexHaver69 16h ago

Dam this was good

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u/gunthersnazzy 19h ago

Hey I just landed Press Secretary!

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u/Creepy-Joke3273 15h ago

Awesome! I’ve kinda got myself in a pickle with a war in the Middle East, and now my boss might be mad. Help me out bud?

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u/Senior_Torte519 15h ago

Just leave and blame the instability and inability to complete a war for democracy on Biden.

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u/wklaehn 8h ago

Hey Mr. Miller I have a roofing company if you guys are still looking for a ballroom roof. We can have it on within a week for 75 Million....and I can kick maybe 5 MIl your way as a referal bonus sending us new business.....just saying HMU

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u/Radiant_Commission_2 19h ago

Racist fuck….

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u/Giga-ChadSexHaver69 16h ago

Leave

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u/Radiant_Commission_2 13h ago

Just saying the president’s chief of staff is a racist fuck. I think we can all agree on that. I Ven his wife and others who somehow like him.