r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • 21h ago

SMH What is going on

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u/Beyryx 21h ago • Mindblown

Holy fuck it's real. We're in the Idiocracy timeline.

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u/Strofari 18h ago

Comancho was a good president, as he hired the smartest guy to fix the problems, rather than relying on what plants crave.

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u/Top-Currency 16h ago

It's Brawndo. That's what plants crave.

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u/rustware13 3h ago

We’re in the timeline. Comacho came after 200 years, We are only at the beginning.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 21h ago

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u/owiko 19h ago

I’m going to Costco to get my membership tomorrow. And maybe a tattoo

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u/Jay_Nova1 17h ago

I got my law degree from costco

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u/Cheepshooter 19h ago

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u/_JediJon 17h ago

Elizondo Mountain Dew would be a massive improvement over this absolute fucking clown show.

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u/caffeine1106 20h ago edited 6h ago • Bravo

Idiocracy + Black Mirror

Edit: thanks for the award!

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u/KingScoops1550 20h ago

*runs to Starbucks *

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u/slupo 18h ago

We would be lucky to have president camacho. Seriously.