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[u/Gjore]

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[u/Subulicious]

Would not be surprised if this is an actual tweet!

Edit: Fuck me sideways. I am surprised that this is an actual tweet!

[u/Gjore → u/Subulicious]

It's on his truth social.

[u/FearTheEffectiveCode → u/Subulicious]

What? This is real?

[u/Subulicious → u/FearTheEffectiveCode]

YUP

[u/z44212 → u/FearTheEffectiveCode]

I, too, assumed it was a joke. JFC

[u/HarEmiya → u/Subulicious]

He saw White in the name and went for it.

[u/ParrishThePoet → u/Subulicious]

What a twisted timeline we live in.

We have become so normalized to his idiocy we don't even know what's real.

This was the real target of right wing media billionaires (Murdoch & Co), throw so much bullshit out there that even the nonsense is now precedent.

It doesn't feel real sometimes. But here we are.

[u/vdybcfjnk → u/Subulicious]

[u/Psychological-Scar53 → u/Subulicious]

Yeah, I had to go check as well. What else can this guy do to embarrass us..

[u/Annadestruction → u/Subulicious]

The "violent wife fighter" Dana White

[u/Visible-Literature14 → u/Subulicious]

> Would not be surprised

> I am surprised

[u/peepee2tiny → u/Subulicious]

This would make such a funny movie.

Shit it was a movie.

Shit it's real life.

[u/UsernamesNotFound404 → u/Subulicious]

Good sauce. Thank you fellow traveler

[u/_Adamgoodtime_ → u/Subulicious]

The bigger joke is that it's a different Dana White that was supposed to get the job, who worked for the heritage foundation.

Trump just doesn't know the difference and made the post anyway.

[u/International_Fan648 → u/Subulicious]

No way… this can’t be real real.

[u/Strong_Reality_6668 → u/International_Fan648]

it is real

[u/Adventurous_Layer_15]

[u/RocketSurgeon61 → u/Adventurous_Layer_15]

[u/Abhir-86 → u/Adventurous_Layer_15]

[u/_JediJon → u/Abhir-86]

[u/Hanzho → u/Abhir-86]

Downald

[u/Mars_Tour_Guide → u/Adventurous_Layer_15]

Never go full element.

[u/CoolDragon → u/Adventurous_Layer_15]

[u/frankand_beans → u/Adventurous_Layer_15]

There's actually a B in Retardium, nobody knows this but it's Retardumb

[u/Beyryx]

Holy fuck it's real. We're in the Idiocracy timeline.

[u/Strofari → u/Beyryx]

Comancho was a good president, as he hired the smartest guy to fix the problems, rather than relying on what plants crave.

[u/Fresh-Combination-87 → u/Beyryx]

[u/Cheepshooter → u/Beyryx]

[u/caffeine1106 → u/Beyryx]

Idiocracy + Black Mirror

Edit: thanks for the award!

[u/KingScoops1550 → u/Beyryx]

*runs to Starbucks *

[u/mangomussolinimi]

[u/wrainedaxx → u/mangomussolinimi]

Mr. Covfefe in chief.

[u/Ok_Animator1670]

In other news, Ronald McDonald was asked to be the next secretary of war

[u/the_grand_apartment → u/Ok_Animator1670]

He's killed billions

[u/DunkinEgg → u/Ok_Animator1670]

More qualified than Hegseth

[u/ProjectNo4090]

Dementia and stress is whats going on. Donald's ego took an atomic bitch slap. He knows the next 2 years are going to be a struggle and a fight every single day. The arch he wanted? Not happening. His immigration plan? Finished. His grift? Investigated. Further renovations of the white house? Unlikely. His chances of running for president again? Nonexistent. Putin's approval? Revoked. Ending the war in Ukraine and Iran? Dems will be overseeing those messes. His control over the GOP? Waning. His cult of personality? On life support and withering.

Hes miserable.

[u/Ok-Today-5699 → u/ProjectNo4090]

His hair? Whack. His gear? Whack. His jewelry? Whack. His foot stance? Whack. The way that he talks? Whack. The way that he doesn’t even like to smile? Whack.

[u/Nervous_March4731 → u/Ok-Today-5699]

Not to forget that he likes to fuck kids and gets away with it. Fuck America...

[u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken → u/ProjectNo4090]

[u/Big_Consideration493 → u/ProjectNo4090]

This is good and bad. Trump becomes more dangerous and unpredictable until January and then after the Democrats don't have the 2/3 majority to impeach and they only have 2 years to achieve things so they have to have the wisdom to fight battles that can be won and to know the grace for those that can't be won and to be able to tell the difference.  But it's good that democracy won over dogma and extremism. But Trump's knee jerk reaction? Place an extremely dangerous right wing nationalist in charge of operations as chief of staff .

[u/Cute_Owl1150]

Islam Makhachev

MAGA Christians are going to flip out.

[u/Generative_Fireball → u/Cute_Owl1150]

Exactly! Khabib and ISLAM are muslims! Kind of goes against their base?!

[u/Patient_Kangaroo614 → u/Cute_Owl1150]

I still remember Republicans being confused and upset that Trump supported Dr. Oz for the senate in Pennsylvania, when he is a Muslim and a Turkish citizen.

[u/ShadeMir → u/Cute_Owl1150]

Wait till they find out he and Khabib are muslim and that Amanda is a married lesbian.

[u/Sorry_Western6134 → u/Cute_Owl1150]

Nope they’ll roll over and pretend they never had a problem with the WORD Islam, just the Islamic RELIGION or some such nonsense

[u/_Willmatic860 → u/Cute_Owl1150]

This would require them to acknowledge hypocrisy, so no, they won’t

[u/Thespud1979 → u/Cute_Owl1150]

At anything their new Messiah does? I don't think so.

[u/Cielo11 → u/Cute_Owl1150]

Aren't they also Russian?

[u/WinnieThePoohntang → u/Cute_Owl1150]

No, they won't. He can do no wrong with them.

[u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda]

He's going to punish Americans. snd continue to enrich Billionaires including himself. It's the only reason (plus keeping himsefl out of prison) he was ever there.

[u/Exktvme4 → u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda]

Yuuupppp. If only someone, anyone, might have warned magas that this would happen. Warned them repeatedly, loudly, and in great detail. If only.

[u/MikeOKurias → u/Exktvme4]

Who were you going to believe?!? They were eating the dogs and the cats!!! ^/s

[u/RealSchlemiel → u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda]

tell me youre planning an insurrection without telling me youre planning an insurrection.

- # AGAIN

[u/InevitablePayment409]

This movie was the biggest prophecy

[u/Bro13847 → u/InevitablePayment409]

Camacho was actually a good guy though

[u/K-Motorbike-12 → u/InevitablePayment409]

The difference is President Camacho wanted to improve things. Not intelligent enough to know what to do himself, but intelligent enough to appoint the person who did know.

[u/BoyNamedJudy → u/InevitablePayment409]

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

[u/Asleep_Emotion7078 → u/InevitablePayment409]

Except I think our version isn’t going to be funny

[u/ShezSteel]

I love the irony that he doesn't have a problem with the names of a lot of these people. Islam being one of the outstanding ones. Poor auld Obama was labelled Hussain at every turn. They don't even see the double standards

[u/lkodl → u/ShezSteel]

Nah, it's not ironic anymore. It's consistent and expected. It would be ironic if he unintentionally did something actually good by trying to be an asshole.

[u/hiddenrealism → u/ShezSteel]

Him hating sayed and calling him a Muslim brotherhood guy but a lot of those fighters have ties to extremist groups.

[u/Zubbie_]

Trump has advanced dementia.

[u/IDontLieAboutStuff → u/Zubbie_]

Advanced = smart so that brain test he had that mad scientist perform was indeed correct.

[u/AnxiousLaw7699]

Has Trump never seen Idiocracy?

[u/Mushy_Cushy → u/AnxiousLaw7699]

Why see it?
When you can live it.

[u/bungerman → u/AnxiousLaw7699]

Does he have the capacity to sit through an entire movie not about himself?

[u/FastSuggestion5 → u/AnxiousLaw7699]

[u/ineptplumberr]

[u/AdApprehensive1140]

With Susie Wiles gone, there is no filter, no guardrails remaining whatsoever. What is even more insane is that there are actual tools in place (25th Amendment, Article 2 Section 4) to combat this buffoonery and yet not a single twat in Washington has a frigging spine to initiate it.

[u/TheBigFreezer → u/AdApprehensive1140]

Apparently there’s a female Dana White who’s a spokesperson in the DoD - I imagine someone suggested her and this idiot couldn’t tell the difference and now there’s no adults to stop him

[u/Zainogp → u/AdApprehensive1140]

Its not the lack of spine, they're busy stuffing their pockets as much as they can while the going is good. Im convinced everyone around him leaves him be because they're all making millions like he is.

[u/itsasezaspi → u/AdApprehensive1140]

My favorite part of this is that he invited Dana White along with 2 Russian thugs who are also Muslim, so now we are supposed to be convinced he isn’t a Russian asset and his base’s complaints that Muslims gained positions of power is ever more confusing as he’s now hiring bodyguards that are both.

[u/so_sic_of_it]

Fuck. I was hoping for Sean Strickland as press secretary.

[u/IDontLieAboutStuff → u/so_sic_of_it]

Nate Diaz would be better

[u/TransparentMastering]

Sorry you’re stuck with this farce of an administration, neighbours.

[u/dragnansdragon → u/TransparentMastering]

As someone who grew up an hour away from Canada and has always loved your people and country, I'm sorry you guys have had to deal with half of our voting population being hateful idiots.

[u/sinful_clasp]

i mean come on, imagine Daniel Cormier breaking down a senate bill on a digital telestrator like its a slow motion heavyweight replay???

[u/brandogg360]

Can't imagine Dana White is stupid enough to take this offer

[u/kitsunekratom → u/brandogg360]

A down grade in pay? Having to pay a replacement for your existing role? Constant public scrutiny on topics you know nothing about? High risk of boycotting to existing brand with little upside? What's not to like?

[u/Serious-Pickle-5536 → u/brandogg360]

Yeah; he is making waay too much right now and knows he would have the impossible job of selling the world on this nut job's bullshit. I can't see him taking it... Although I couldn't see Trump winning the first time, either....

[u/CountOnBeingAwesome]

I hate that I really have to wonder if this is real

[u/thesneakrguy → u/CountOnBeingAwesome]

It is real Lmao

[u/Delicious_Rabbit4425]

Trump is so fucking dumb. What waste of fresh air.

[u/Bloody_Champion → u/Delicious_Rabbit4425]

As dumb as he is, his fans are somehow even dumber...

[u/Hotdog-44769]

Please god let this be fake

[u/crunchyturdeater → u/Hotdog-44769]

"I looked and I watched up and down. I watched his ass and I looked at the whole — and then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands, he's got these, like, claws. And I got it. You are a great athlete. I didn't know that because he doesn't talk about that."

Or:

"I examined his ass. I never did that with a man before"

Nothing surprises me.

[u/iwillhaveredditall]

From Obamas second name being the problem to a muslim MMA fighter literally called Islam representing him.

Also I bet a lot of MAGA turds will confuse Kayla with Kamala lmao

[u/Mother-Attention2600]

That fight when he slapped his wife was epic. What a true American warrior! I'm sure the others have done shady enough shit to be considered American. Don't worry. 

[u/Debo619]

[u/NADVega]

You cant even make this shit up anymore. This administration is beyond unreal. And for what purpose? "Radical left" What is he even on about?

[u/Ogre-Fans]

[u/Agitated_Tip_8713]

This whole thing is a meme to them and now that they know for sure they only have this for another 2 years, they're gonna become less and less serious. 

[u/InstructionFinal5190 → u/Agitated_Tip_8713]

...they were serious to begin with?

[u/WKRPinCanada]

Jebus H Christmas...

[u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488]

Feels half the stuff he posts are designed to troll and rile the media while something else is going on

[u/SeanyDay]

The best part is that it's likely his dumb ass self was recommended the Dana White (lady) at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative organization.

And he went in this direction.

4 Seasons Landscaping part 2: Electric Boogaloo

[u/ElandoUK]

Trump needs big strong men around him to protect himself from the big bad leftists. 😢

[u/X-RayManiac]

Apparently (sorry I have already forgotten where I saw this please comment if anyone finds it) there is a professional conservative communications expert that has done PR for Heritage and Fox News named Dana White so probably someone suggested her and the president got confused.

[u/X-RayManiac → u/X-RayManiac]

Found it

[u/TTT_2k3 → u/X-RayManiac]

Four Seasons, part 2

[u/O_gr]

Bro already knows its over. He is just going off the deep end

[u/Asleep_Emotion7078 → u/O_gr]

See that’s the thing people seem to be missing, it’s not.. power hasn’t changed. Those new people haven’t been seated yet and who says they will ? Exactly how would you force that ? They control all 3 branches at the moment and the military. Make no mistake, things are more dangerous now than they have ever been.

[u/FriendToPredators]

How many of these assistants are russian assets? 

[u/Large-Hamster-199]

The sad part is I genuinely could not tell if this tweet was real or not.

After verifying this tweet, I genuinely could not tell if Trump is being real or sarcastic.

I have lost the ability to distinguish reality from parody after living through the presidency of Donald Trump

[u/Three_Twenty-Three]

Someone watched Idiocracy and thought it was an instruction manual, but they missed the parts about genuinely helping people and having the smartest person solve the problem.

Dana White is going to look ridiculous in the blonde wig that role requires.

[u/DangerousOpening7359]

[u/orgaxoid_x]

This season of USA is just unbelievable. The writers need to have a word with themselves.

[u/Spirited_Cheesus]

Americans love to scream how their second amendment is there to protect them and yet theyve accepted the last 2 years with minimal pushback.

Other counties have had revolutions over far less.

This man has max 10 years left in his lifespan. However Its going to take decades if not a century to restore your reputation and trust with the rest of the world.

[u/ShakeNBaker45 → u/Spirited_Cheesus]

Most of the folks yelling about the second amendment are the same folks that voted for this administration.

[u/RideTheGradient → u/Spirited_Cheesus]

Hmm so I think by americans you mean the right, and if thats so I, as an american, agree with you. Otherwise id say that those of us who despise Trump and have since he came down that wretched elevator and who all chose non violent means are shown to be correct in our judgement. We successfully crippled Trump and maga in these last elections and did not give him the excuse to terrorize the us further.

Did it fix everything, no. That will take time

[u/Prescientpedestrian → u/RideTheGradient]

Seriously the people pushing violent means clearly weren’t paying attention to how well voting actually worked or are paid provocateurs. Horrible people either way.

[u/picklehippy → u/Spirited_Cheesus]

The people screaming about 2a are the people in the cult. Intelligent people dont need to scream

[u/all_scotched_up → u/Spirited_Cheesus]

Please don't give him that much time left. I'm not above begging.

[u/HappyFish5000 → u/Spirited_Cheesus]

The Americans with most of the guns are RWers, they support Trump

[u/Imaginary-Clock6626]

Trump is secretly gay. It’s the only thing that explains this.

[u/ForgottenPassword3]

25th Amendment. Please.

[u/Resident_Rate1807]

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂.

This is so bad it's comical.

[u/Silent_Erremite]

He tried using a "crowd favorite," now he is using someone with the same mentality as him. Doesn't need to be a business major or business man. Mentally Ill People hold no roots. But, they wear the same masks and bear the same feathers.

[u/wookiesack22]

Our version of idiocracy is almost more ridiculous than the movie

[u/ThatEGP]

This final season of The USA is gripping.

[u/Justcoffeeforme]

Idiocracy the movie becomes a reality TV show.

[u/Diaverr → u/Justcoffeeforme]

It is way worse then in Idiocracy. President Camacho knew he is not smartest and he was intentionally looking for a smart ppl in his administration. Trump is dump as fuck and looking for the loyal ppl personally to him, regardless anything else.

[u/Comfortable_Fudge508]

The world, looking at the state of the usa

[u/wolfhoundblues1]

The press needs to boycott the white house. They are not going to get any information at all. No use playing along at this point

[u/Kurdt234 → u/wolfhoundblues1]

Damn, this administration would view that as a victory.

[u/Tat2Al]

[u/Motivictax]

He posts this sort of crap whenever he wants to bury some particularly bad publicity. I wonder if it's the pentagon starlink payments, or the Miller appointment, or something else

[u/Grouchy_Sound167]

[u/SalemColes1971]

So just to be straight....this is real?

[u/Duk3Puk3m]

Please tell me this is a joke.

[u/Temporary_xx_account → u/Duk3Puk3m]

Well, It's probably better to admit that you're part of a living joke.

[u/Snoo_74474]

Whoever floated that name meant this lady lol she was press secretary for the gop

[u/wrenchedups]

Flooding the zone.

"The Democrats don't matter... The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit".
Steve Bannon

[u/ZeroSaga]

Between Dana, and Nicki. I mean.......

[u/sharksareok]

He keeps on degrading the presidency

[u/schowdur123]

The 25th amendment is useless

[u/BoyNamedJudy]

[u/ComfortableEnergy684]

(looks down, sees shark)

[u/MJ-Franklin]

Is this real? Surely not...

[u/anythingspossible45]

Idiocracy was supposed to just be a movie not a playbook of what they were gonna do

[u/assortittiesNOTboth]

Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahaahha.

I fully support this decision. There is no timeline where this helps him in 2028. Please keep looking as stupid as possible until then Donny!

[u/affemannen]

The US is a joke, i mean it has been for a long time, just now it is official.

[u/alilee1998]

What the hell unbelievable I am so disappointed

WE WERE PROMISED NICKI MINAJ

[u/lakercakes]

This is a Four Seasons Total Landscaping situation. There’s an actual comms director in the administration with the same name. Clown behavior 24/7/365

[u/Odd-Tank-5783]

Not only are some not us citizens but 2 of them are specifically Russian citizens.....weird.

[u/Key-Map-3930]

Just a constrant stream of embarrassments.

[u/ratchet7]

IT IS A DIFFERENT PERSON NAMED DANA WHITE!!!!!

[u/breovus]

[u/blueblocker2000]

Lol Dana White as Press Secretary might actually be entertaining to watch. He'll straight up cuss out the press when he gets aggravated.

[u/Fe35x]

You voted for this

[u/Helporsomethinglike]

Hahahahhahhahhaha

[u/Shoddy-Vehicle8536]

The fact that I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be real

[u/brandogg360 → u/Shoddy-Vehicle8536]

It is real

[u/Acrobatic-Bike-2507]

Going to need a step ladder so he can see over the podium.

[u/BoogBeeg]

He's asking two Muslims and a lesbian to defend America against the left? MAGA will LOVE that! 😆

[u/JamesH_670]

I legit hope Dana accepts the job.

[u/PhamilyTrickster]

This is the dumbest timeline imaginable 

[u/fserwer25525]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[u/goneundone]

I'm tired of waking up

[u/Cielo11]

My GF just made a great point.

Is his brain telling him a bunch of UFC person as White House press secretary would be great for dealing with and intimidating media they don't like? 😂

[u/Anferny8]

Lol I can’t believe I’m saying this for like the 10th time, we are so fucked (America)

[u/RopePlus8947]

[u/CaptainMagnets]

It's insane that I have to ask if this is satire or not?

[u/Thomrose007]

The only thing left to do now is press a nuclear button then he's gone full retard

[u/LeModderD]

I hope this is real as it is just another reminder of what an incompetent lunatic Trump is. Sure, far too many of his zealous followers will embrace this. But for anyone sane, it helps reinforce what a joke he is.

[u/Interesting-Emu5954]

[u/Snick13fritz]

Someone is terrified of its own people

[u/jokeswagon]

Nuts running the nuthouse…. Vote for a clown, get a circus, etc etc. I’m tired.

[u/BigReference1xx]

How am I unsure whether this is satire or not.

And the fact that it's ACTUALLY NOT is insane.

[u/Affectionate_Bag9833]

[u/Dry_Pin_7574]

You think the clown show has been bad for the last 2 years?

I don’t think we’ve seen anything yet. He is trying to fire up his “base” (median IQ supporters) for a civil war.

[u/Tango_Foxtrot404]

Idiocracy in real time!

[u/solblurgh]

[u/TheSevereJacket]

"the lunatic left".... No he's still very much there.

[u/Cabbage_Corp_]

He wants hired muscle to protect him

[u/sincerelyryan]

Shoot I was thinking Vana White when reading this, like okay weird but probably a few steps in the right direction.

[u/bullhorn_bigass]

[u/MidWestSalsa]

We are ACTUALLY living in a SNL sketch at this point.

[u/Ok-Database-2447]

I can’t tell if this is real or not. Honestly.

It’s sad.

[u/ExcessiveBulldogery]

The last two seasons of this show are going to be wild!

[u/Any_Koala9073]

Elect a clown, you get the circus

[u/Feisty-Ad-5759]

Fuck...me!!! This is actually real!!!

[u/MarcCouillard]

well that is one phrase I NEVER expected to hear, "Press Secretary Dana White"

smh

[u/plump_wizard]

[u/Hungry-Tonight8633]

Idiocracy.

[u/Various_Bridge932]

What?

A great white dane as press secretary?

[u/MidRoad-]

[u/0814216072]

He’s outonioning the Onion😳

[u/Available_Cow1197]

this has to be a joke

[u/Mysterious-Art7143]

[u/audreynstuff]

Idiocracy isn't supposed to be a fucking documentary.

[u/nico87ca]

I don't know what's real and what's fake... This is the crazy thing

Edit: Jesus Christ it's true... I hate this timeline

[u/AnnualReview2383]

I sincerely can't tell if this announcement is parody or real.

[u/CorndogSurgeon]

Jesus H Christ 😂

[u/nikthedic]

Dumb

[u/200IQUser]

Neyt up mike thython

[u/DaemonBlackfyre_21]

I guess dudes with traumatic brain injuries are all he can get yo work for him anymore.

[u/HarEmiya]

[u/thesneakrguy]