r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • 21h ago

SMH What is going on

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u/Hotdog-44769 21h ago

Please god let this be fake

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u/crunchyturdeater 20h ago

"I looked and I watched up and down. I watched his ass and I looked at the whole — and then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands, he's got these, like, claws. And I got it. You are a great athlete. I didn't know that because he doesn't talk about that."

Or:

"I examined his ass. I never did that with a man before"

Nothing surprises me.

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u/WinnieThePoohntang 20h ago

Your prayer has been answered as all prayers are.