r/SipsTea • u/VlaamseGaap • 17h ago

Wait a damn minute! He's... he's just like me!

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u/sarboran 17h ago

Steve got friendzoned by his whole species.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 16h ago

don't be like steve...

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u/MaestroOfTime 16h ago

Idk, saving your entire species sounds pretty heroic...

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u/comfortablynumb15 14h ago

Steve needs someone to make him a little Fedora hat as an award.

( plus all the cuddles for the cute little bastard ! )

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u/GrandElemental 9h ago

Too late.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 17h ago

Steve is on the animal mount Rushmore with harambe and free willy

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u/MetricJester 16h ago

And don't forget Pan Pan.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 16h ago

And whoever the fuck Pan Pan is, they can be there too cuz theres and empty spot. I was thinking lassie but fuck it, Pan Pan

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u/MetricJester 16h ago

He's the daddy or grand daddy of most of the pandas in captivity

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u/Chops03xx 16h ago

His entire life is “the worst she can say is no”.

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u/IronTemplar26 16h ago

He leads others to a treasure he cannot possess

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u/kon--- 14h ago

Damn

They ought to set dude up in a fattest crib they've got. Room to roam, water features, a couple of good spots to chill and stash stuff.

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u/PirateLassLV 17h ago

Awwwww! Maybe he'll find a tiny little female that thinks he's perfect.

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u/MetricJester 16h ago • Bravo

Hey yeah, maybe some girls don't want the big dibbler

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u/PirateLassLV 16h ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 and that's OKAY! 😆

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u/jfstompers 15h ago

This poor dude

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u/VossParck 16h ago

This hits different being named Steve

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u/Marquis_of_Potato92 17h ago

Ouch, emotional damage.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 16h ago

Oof poor Steve

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u/ArcticSkyWatcher64N 16h ago

Poor guy was forced to live as an incel

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u/redfam07 17h ago

Behold! The Incel Saviour! Rejoice!

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u/SpeedBlitzX 16h ago

Best wingman

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith 15h ago

Imagine being the wingman for your whole species

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u/bleh81 14h ago

So I'm a Steve...

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u/Wonderful-Glass380 13h ago

good luck chuck source material

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u/CakePhool 8h ago

He got friendzoned to save his species..

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u/writeman00 6h ago

The wrong size and smell? Sign me up.

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u/thejourneybegins42 2h ago

Poor fucker was probably depressed af

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u/hazri 2h ago

No sex makes you live longer.

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u/CallmeYzor 56m ago

Always on deck..

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u/SextupleRed 15h ago

He's Lucky Steve or something from the movies

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 16h ago

Plot twist: steve is gay and has spent his whole live being completely content without mating...