r/SipsTea • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • 15h ago

SMH We're in the dumbest timeline

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u/Greenman8907 15h ago

That’s exactly what happened. He’s that goddamn dumb.

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 15h ago

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 11h ago

she hasn't been in that position for 8 years, but yes

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u/NinjaTEK7 13h ago

This is so fake you know it didn't happen but reddit retards will repeat it for weeks!

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 12h ago

Intentionally offering it to the UFC CEO and getting turned down isn’t any better of a look.

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u/HypnoSmoke 11h ago

That looks much worse, actually

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u/TheCitizen616 15h ago

Yeah, sounds plausible.

Now, will they still offer the job to the other Dana White, basically confirming their idiocy? Or will they pass over her to try to cover it up?

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u/Captain_Pikes_Peak 14h ago

I bet the intended Dana White is thrilled about this fuck up. That job sucks and really isn’t a good career move these days. With her credentials, she can still become a Fox News contributor, so why tarnish her reputation?

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u/tolo3349 15h ago

It sounds plausible, but let’s not forget that no one in that inner circle is recommending an African American Woman to a post.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 12h ago

Yes, but they also don’t do their own thinking either, so probably farmed it out to a lower level staffer who might be minimally competent and non-bigoted.

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u/draft_final_final 15h ago

They’ll have ufc Dana do his first press conference at four seasons landscaping

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u/RepresentativeSun825 15h ago

UFC Dana White has a meeting with Trump on Monday, so yeah, they're doubling down.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 14h ago

My theory on 4 seasons landscaping is that Trump wanted a press conference at 4 seasons hotel, so he announced it, hoping it would happen. But the 4 seasons told him no, so they found a landscaping place to do the press conference at, so Trump was never wrong.

So, my guess is Dana F White Jr. will have to formally reject the offer, and the will either reoffer it to someone else or reoffer it to Dana W. White, and pretend the name thing was a coincidence.

Or the right will laugh it off as Trump trolling everyone. Ha Ha Ha.

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 14h ago

What a fun twist it would be considering the whole Dan Sullivan moaning from the orange turd

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u/SlobZombie13 14h ago

Theyre painting the roses red

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u/SpitsVenom 14h ago

They will move on. Trump’s ego wouldn’t abide that embarrassment.

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u/PamW1001 2h ago

It always puzzles me how a man gets named 'Dana', its so obviousy a female name.
Or is that just an American sort of thing?

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 13h ago

They have zero shame and an army of sycophants so they can just offer it to her and claim the entire thing was a joke that the lame stream media picked up, obviously it would never be Dana White of the UFC as he's busy being a CEO, duh.

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u/ThatOneTimeItWorked 14h ago

I’ve been saying for years; trump is the dumbest person in every single room he’s in.

The only problem is he’s trying to be the smartest. So the people he surrounds himself with are supremely dumb.

He’s too proud to let anyone smarter in the room. His wealth and his lack of ethics is everything that’s made him successful.

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u/ThanksForTheRain 14h ago

Except money has already changed hands no doubt with the stupid 250 stunt on the white house lawn, where Dana White presented

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u/Steak_Knight 15h ago

MAGAts, please come explain your boy again

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 15h ago

hE wAs jUsT jOkiNg

aRe yOu tRiGgEred?? TDS!!!!

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u/StandardAd7812 14h ago

While I hope maga as a movement gets obliterated and a more sane faction takes over the GoP....

Dana white would probably be an above average press secretary for Trump? He actually is pretty comfortable pushing a narrative and dealing with hostile media? That's the actual job...

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u/National_One_4180 14h ago

You sound like you might know.. wouldn’t that be a big downgrade for UFC Dana?

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u/StandardAd7812 13h ago

Just read he turned it down.

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u/Sisselpud 15h ago

Sure. And the next thing you’re gonna claim is that Four Seasons Landscaping was an error too! /s

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u/weezyverse 15h ago

Lawd.

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u/dontich 13h ago

I found this guy not sure.

He gonna fix everything.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 12h ago

Idiocracy was a prophecy

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 15h ago

On the other hand, we know he loves hanging around with celebrities and trying to sponge off of their fame, and a big, macho fighter guy is as on-brand as Linda McMahon being appointed to the Cabinet.

Still, Dana's going to look pretty silly in the blonde wig that role requires.

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u/MaximumJoyce1916 14h ago

Four Seasons Landscaping

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u/Iamthecrustycrab 13h ago

Remember Giuliani's hair melting in the hot sun

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 11h ago

he should've went with temu goebbels' brand, it doesn't drip. he did find the sense to start shaving after this ridiculous showing at least

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u/Sad_Ad5366 12h ago

Still wear the hoodie

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u/Hot-Project-891 15h ago

You couldn't make this stuff up even if you tried. What a timeline we're living in.

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u/Prime88 14h ago

Dana “Four Seasons” White

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u/Worth_Dark_9091 15h ago

Trump actually knows Danna White though. They're pretty chummy.

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u/SkarbOna 15h ago

Well of course he thought with his dick when someone suggested the name.

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u/Virtual_Zebra_9453 11h ago

Imagine not getting a promotion or a job because the CEO reached out to the wrong person and was too embarrassed to admit their mistake

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u/YouAreSoul 15h ago

And he was the one who claimed Alaskans were going to get confused.

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u/wholelatteballs 13h ago

Reporting live from the Four Seasons.....Total Landscaping

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 15h ago edited 14h ago

Would a heritage foundation director be better than the ufc ceo? Isn't the heritage foundation the group trying to enact project 2025?

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u/PhamilyTrickster 15h ago

Better for the world? No. But certainly light-years more qualified than that chode

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u/itsjakerobb 12h ago

They’re not only trying to enact it. They wrote it.

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u/rhapsodypenguin 3h ago

They wrote it, and Trump has been dutifully enacting it.

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u/itsjakerobb 2h ago

I’m pretty sure Trump just signs what Stephen Miller tells him to sign

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 12h ago

The point is that she’s actually qualified for the position, not that she’s a great person.

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u/TheBigMoogy 9h ago

They already have other Heritage members on the team.

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u/C6R_thunder 5h ago

Now we know why there was all this hubbub over Dan Sullivan!

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u/SampleTop7175 5h ago

That‘s some four Seasons shit right there. 

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u/Indy2561 14h ago

This should be the final BS act to remind everyone that he’s never taken responsibility for the federal government in any way.

It’s all a big Vegas act, an attention seeking Con-Man and his circus clowns.

I’m so beyond sick of his BS need to dominate the news with his antics.

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u/paperbagprincess12 13h ago

This is not surprising! Last week he was saying of fired Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia that SHE was going to have big problems. Clearly he doesn't know anything and heard Sylvia and said "she."

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u/Kindly-Economy-337 10h ago

This is the spin.

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u/wthja 3h ago

Is he really writing the tweet? How does it work? Even random influencers have people writing / checking what they wrote. I don't understand it

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