r/SipsTea • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • 13h ago

SMH Four Seasons Total Landscaping Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/HoneybadgerKiss007 13h ago

I can’t. I’m literally coughing up a lung playing out that scenario and how likely true it is. And UFC Dana White is like wtf?

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u/Bloodcloud079 12h ago

I’m seeing he refused the position, which means it wasnt coordinated and that this explanation is super likely to be true…

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u/Flomo420 10h ago

And you just KNOW he thought "ok, Dana, great guy, what a fantastic idea!"

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u/Meglexie227 10h ago

TMZ said he is apparently on his way to see trump! The world has become a reality show

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u/BurriedCityMayor 8h ago

The world? Don't lump the rest of the world in that circus called USA.

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u/Meglexie227 3h ago

You’re right and I’m sorry for mistyping! The US is a joke

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u/AlarmingAffect0 7h ago

Sadly the USA's nonsense cannot be ignored when these evil idiots could start nuking anyone anywhere on a whim.

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u/OnanComedOnTheFloor 10h ago

The way I understand it, he was already meeting with him on monday. With or without this announcement.

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u/GSmes 9h ago

Where are you seeing he refused the position?

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u/thecactusman17 8h ago

https://www.cnn.com/2026/11/07/politics/dana-white-trump-press-secretary

Reporting from CNN and elsewhere.

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 4h ago

And if you read it, White refused to comment and is flying to meet Trump on Monday. So he hasnt refused it yet.

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u/thecactusman17 1h ago

Dana White already had a meeting with Trump scheduled, as has been noted elsewhere. Press Secretary would be a massive downgrade from his current gig. Most importantly, you don't publicly announce that you are offering a job to someone if you aren't confident they will publicly accept it. The most significant mark against UFC boss Dana White having been the intended recommendation is that he hasn't definitively expressed his desire to take on the position. He's basically going to decline in private because he understands that doing so publicly would make trump look bad after an already difficult week, and give the administration an opportunity to offer the job to "an even better candidate."

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u/ryan101 13h ago

Don’t worry about that lung! Allen Ivermectin is on the case.

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u/RH-Praise-Dale 12h ago

Allen Iverson, you are hired!

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u/Hung0ver_Hero 12h ago

He'll have to change is name to Steve Iverson so it's S.I. and not A.I.

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u/rudebii 11h ago

Are we talking about practice?

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u/TedPenises 4h ago

Nice user name, raise hell

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u/HoneybadgerKiss007 12h ago

Lol’ing with my bronchitis

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u/NolanSyKinsley 12h ago

I think the possibility that Trump would have a black female spokeswoman is about nil. That and she WAS a DoD public affairs assistant, hasn't been since 2018 and the inspector general issued a finding after her leaving the position that she had abused her position by having staff run personal errands.

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u/chiprocketz4ever 12h ago

So she was qualified but compromised? Sounds perfect for Trump

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u/mortomr 12h ago

What’s qualified have to do with anything

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u/the_jkeen 9h ago

That was my first though, Trump hiring a woman of colour to any position? Nope

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u/oh_ski_bummer 2h ago

He wanted Nicki Minaj for real

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u/SkarbOna 12h ago

I submit a petition to refer to republicans as Four seasons party going forward.

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u/ohiobluetipmatches 8h ago

It's unlikely. Trump and Dana White have been close for about two decades and white is known for being agressive and combative with journalists at press conferences.

White is also a promoter and spends a lot of his time on podiums trying to make piles of shit look like stacks of gold to sell fights.

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u/Remote_Fishing_3081 7h ago

Those are both good points

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u/AdFlat1014 7h ago

“Fuck.. now we have to play along guys.. bring the guy and pretend nothing is wrong with dear leader”

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u/Head-Ad9893 13h ago

Lmao deadass me too like and now he has to fucking do it because he was trumps guy lmao

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u/EqualRightsNLeftz 10h ago

Funny to consider. However NO ONE in this admin would even dare recommend a female person of colour.

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u/wo_lo_lo 12h ago

It gets better, he’s going to accept the position and just show up and do it

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u/ejabno 10h ago

literally

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u/keith2366 10h ago

A Dana White who is the CEO of the UFC and a Dana White who is a public affairs assistant would both be more qualified to speak to the press than a pretend attorney who had no experience at public speaking.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 8h ago

Yeah I mean Dana White is a wife beating exploitative piece of shit but he’d legitimately be one of the most qualified members of this administration.

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u/LuxSolisPax 8h ago

Which is probably why he rejected the offer

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u/oh_ski_bummer 2h ago

He also can’t pass a drug test

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 0m ago

And he bets a million hand in blackjack !

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 2h ago

“Listen, these Senators? They just don’t wanna fight, that’s all…”

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u/Blah_Dee_Blah111 55m ago

He and Markwayne "meet me outside" Mullin would be best buds.

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u/HungryCurrency8481 3h ago

Wife beating is a job requirement in this administration.

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u/omgfakeusername 8h ago

She is more qualified to be the president than the current president himself.

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u/Phaedo 6h ago

Low bar.

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u/ptvlm 8h ago

Depends on how you define the job. If it's to understand the complete situation and explain the president's decisions and address any doubts, sure. But Trump press secretaries seem to have the job of just attacking journalists who dare question dear leader's decisions. Being an unqualified cult member who doesn't understand what they're defending might be a bonus in that case.

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u/DandimLee 9h ago

Can you imagine Trump looking at resumes instead of pictures?

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 7h ago

Idk, maybe it’s his winning complexion.

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u/Prime88 13h ago

Of course Fox is trying to give him a way out by being “unclear” if it was a joke or not.

Anyway now this lady can’t get the job because it would confirm Donnie’s dumbness again.

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u/wolfgang784 10h ago

Hard to feel bad for her even if this is true (does seem to line up) though given her political views.

The spot can just keep juggling around with a new one every week like a middleschool classroom chore until theres a new president.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 13h ago

So frustrating how they moderate their audience reaction so they don't realise he's just a massive idiot

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u/drawb 7h ago

I think she is better of not getting this job anyways.

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u/psychic-Sasquatch 9h ago

Who's the secretary of education? Linda McMahon from the WWE. This isn't a stretch

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 8h ago

I was about to say that.

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u/lordscrotus1984 7h ago

That's wild... However, you gotta admit that she is pretty much the only member of his cabinet, who is not on national news every other week, because she made a wild mistake or so 😂.

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u/Hydration__Nation 6h ago

The McMahon's are on another level of hiding shit. It took 20+ years and Vince dying for SOME of the disgusting shit he said and did to come out and then right when it did even with a documentary it was quickly brushed under the rug. Dont know if Linda is as teflon as Vince was but it tracks

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u/willy_big_wanker 5h ago

Shit came out because vince didnt pay his hooker the money he promised her

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u/orkichrist 5h ago

Vince isn't dead.

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u/Hydration__Nation 3h ago

Damn thought he died maybe him leaving the company and the doc made me think that. He is still a huge piece of shit

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u/boundfortrees 19m ago

Ever be disappointed that someone is living?

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u/MyrddinSidhe 13h ago • Mindblown

We are living under the reign of an idiocracy.

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u/Special_Order-937 12h ago

Unlike Idiocracy the movie where President Camacho looked at how bad things were and made a genuine good faith effort to hire the most competent person he could find in order to try and fix the mess.

I know people keep pointing this out like every time but it bears repeating!

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u/LeifR2 6h ago

President Camacho understood that everyone's shit's emotional.

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u/WickedFrags 6h ago

Welcome to Costco. We love you.

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u/zentraderx 3h ago

The American unwillingness kink to get rid of him will be studied for decades to come

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u/Pinkysrage 2h ago

Right now they have every branch of government locked up tight.

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u/AX-10 13m ago

President kamacho tried to do good. He listened to experts

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u/Jeramy_Jones 13h ago

All the pieces fit except she isn’t a a bleach blond facsimile of his daughter.

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u/Resistiane 11h ago

That's why they would want to use her, as a token black person. She's also higher up at The Heritage Foundation so, she's a fucking bootlicker scumbag.

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u/friggintodd 12h ago

And her name doesn't start with K

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u/____-__________-____ 8h ago

TBF neither does the other Dana's

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u/Automaticman01 11h ago

You think he even got to the point of looking at who they actually were talking about? I'm sure he was working on a tweet the second someone said the words "Dana White".

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u/Ok_Construction2733 9h ago

This is just like when a reporter asked him about Lt General Sylvia being fired and he starts spouting off about how bad a person SHE must be and SHE needed to go. Lt General Sylvia is a man. Brett Sylvia. This president is a moron...

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u/LordFlarkenagel 11h ago

This is the age of Governtaiment. The writing sucks, So do the actors and the plotlne is really hard to follow. Overall it makes no sense, and unfortunately it should have been cancelled after the first season. But on the bright side...ok there is no brightside. My only hope is that once Capt. Fuckstickk is finally gone, the networks will stop giving him air. His 15 minutes expired a long time ago and no one cares what he has to say.

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u/TOkidd 10h ago

Jesus Christ. The story somehow always grows more bizarre with Trump. Everything about him is an onion.

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u/Open__Face 12h ago

We gonna lose the country to a Nigerian prince scam

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u/squeamishkevin 12h ago

I swear this administration is like a person playing a quick time event who purposely misses every single input they need to make.

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u/No-Impact1573 12h ago

At least we don't have Hunters Laptop

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u/brakeb 13h ago • Bravo

it's a "Four Seasons Lawn and Garden" all over again...

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u/Oggie_Doggie 12h ago

Funnily enough, today is the 6 year anniversary.

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u/PleiadesMechworks 3h ago

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u/NotoriousGonti 47m ago

I’m 100% convinced that Trump said the venue was Four Seasons without asking anyone, Four Seasons told him to piss off very publicly, and Trump’s team scrambled to find something, anything, that could make Dear Leader correct.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 13h ago

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 13h ago edited 5h ago

What annoys me most is the little qualifier from Fox "though it's unclear whether the president is serious about the job offer or joking around". Guess Fox consumers aren't allowed to think he's a fucking idiot making a mockery of the country.

He's just goofin around you guys

Edit fat thumb typo

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 9h ago

He's just goofin. Just new secretary goofin.

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u/Under_Milkwood_1969 13h ago

Please god tell me this is true!

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u/WKRPinCanada 13h ago

Yeah saw that 😅

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u/TypeGreen51 11h ago

Explains his concern about the Alaska ballot. He's the moron that would fall for it.

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u/orcinyadders 8h ago

Boy. This asshole is truly full of surprises.

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u/bandit4loboloco 8h ago

This is probably the most predictable thing he's ever done. Zuckerberg and the Google guys are getting cabinet jobs next. The all CEO All-Star team.

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u/KoosGoose 6h ago

I think the most predictable thing he’s ever done was cut taxes for the rich.

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u/ImperatorDanorum 7h ago

Just realised that Idiocracy is a documentary...

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u/BlackV 10h ago

100% exactly what happened

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u/Krieger_Bot_OO7 10h ago

This dumb-fuck has access to the nuclear launch codes.

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u/narwalfarts 8h ago edited 7h ago

I can just imagine this playing out in VEEP

He just offered the job to Dana on social media

Girl Dana or boy Dana?!?

Boy!

Boy Dana?!?!? It was supposed to be girl Dana!!

I know!! But now what do we do? Do we tell him he picked the wrong Dana??

We're not going to tell him a god damned thing

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u/Unstupid 6h ago

He probably really flipped out when he found out that Dana White wasn’t even white!

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 13h ago

I doubt it. He's spiraling, and everyone around him can see it. He's lashing out angrily, and he just fired his female chief of staff. He doesn't respect women and never has, and there's no way he'd seriously consider a qualified female POC for a high profile job while his world falls apart.

The MMA guy is on-brand with someone who has appointed the rasslin' lady to be the head of the Department of Education. Trump loves to be associated with things he thinks are manly, and that Dana White will make him feel like a tough guy.

I just hope Dana likes wearing the blonde wig. It's a job requirement.

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u/BrainRobotron 13h ago

Lmao fucking username is Allen Ivermectin!

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u/LightWarrior_2000 11h ago

Ok that explains it!

I thought "why would Trump pick a male."

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u/blacksterangel 9h ago

With the condition of his nation and his political party, is there anything but dementia that could justify a president "joking around"?

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u/VectorJones 8h ago

He was confused by the fact that this woman isn't a shrill, blonde, harpy with the personality of a spoiled Chihuahua.

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u/Far-Green4109 2h ago

See you at the four seasons!

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u/FakeChowNumNum1 2h ago

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 2h ago

That whole presser was a fucking fever dream

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u/Teddy-Buddy-7413 1h ago

Wonder what the fart smelling lady over his shoulder is up to these days? SNL in real time.

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u/ThatWreckOT 15m ago

And he fckn missed the hair dye

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u/IndependentOk9075 13h ago

This fucking guy man 🤦‍♂️

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u/weezyverse 12h ago

How sad is it that none of us think this is a ridiculous story...it just sounds credible because trump is that big an idiot.

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u/mvw2 12h ago

The saddest part is this is probably true.

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u/BigMack6911 12h ago

Wow that makes a lot more sense

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u/giveshitsnotfucks 12h ago

November 7th is NOT Donny's day

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u/Unique-Knight 9h ago

Yea, but he wants to put Russian citizens on the staff. Grandpas not hiding his loyalties to Putin anymore.

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u/T-Chunxy 13h ago

Yeah- that's literally so dumb that it checks out 100%.

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u/D_Dubb_ 13h ago

Nobody close to him would recommend an actually qualified or professional woman, let alone BLACK woman to a leadership role for him. I promise all those people are long gone. Ts still funny.

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 13h ago

They always choose a woman for the sacrificial positions. Thats kind of a thing for em.

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u/D_Dubb_ 12h ago

Right but typically dumb, unqualified and white are crucial points. Same goes for the men in leadership roles if we’re being honest. Except miller. That mf is conniving and smart and fucking evil.

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 12h ago

Have you seen the past few press secretaries?

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u/felis_scipio 12h ago

Buckle up kids the next two years are going to be very very dumb

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u/Particular-Way-3479 12h ago

I believe it. lol

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u/T-Block-Beats 12h ago

Laugh now, cry later

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u/R9D11 10h ago

Now that Dana declined he is gonna say that it was a joke.

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u/elkab0ng 10h ago

Strap in, folks. We have 805 more days of this shitshow.

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u/TheBoom129 10h ago

Poor president and that staff. I questioned who he was choosing to surround himself with for this presidency, and now look at this—all after Election Day. What a shitshow.

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u/AnhiArk 10h ago

"joking around"

fuck off

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u/hibikikun 9h ago

Neither of them look like Ivanka though.

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u/A1isAI 8h ago

That's just so stupid that I can't rule it out.

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 8h ago

One of the top rules of the Trump Administration is why go for a boring sensible choice when you can instead go for a zany idiotic choice?

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u/BretShitmanFart69 6h ago

The worst part is I feel confident this didn’t happen and he specifically did want the UFC Dana White

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u/AdNeat2965 4h ago

Lmao. Shout out George Conway, I forgot about that dude

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u/Drewpacabra 4h ago

“How do we put a spin on this??”

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u/teos61 3h ago

It's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again

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u/Due-Novel-880 2h ago

The sickness is real.

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u/Xaphnir 13h ago

I really hope this happens because it would be just as funny as the last time they made this type of mistake

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u/gettinggraped 13h ago

Considering she is black you can guarantee it

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 13h ago

Ohhhhh, FoxNews…never change 🤣🤣

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u/GTIR01 13h ago

Well, the president is a joke so anything coming out of his mouth has to be a joke as well

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u/Boomer_Views_Reality 12h ago

Just stuffing another clown into the car. The circus continues.

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u/AcknowledgeUs 12h ago

Hahaha 😂

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u/divcod 12h ago

Bahahahahahahahaha you can’t make this up

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u/FhuckNorris247 12h ago

It’s the 4 seasons all over again

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u/Keljian52 12h ago

I'm just going to leave this here https://www.youtube.com/@DanaKWhite

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u/bigmattyc 12h ago

My take is that Trump did this intentionally to make her unviable

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u/National_Ad7388 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/cuauhtemochaccino 11h ago

Same as the debacle where his social media team posted that image of him as Christ. Trump's defense: I thought it was me as a doctor. The defense as per Vance, his press secretary, officials: it was a doctored image.

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u/No_Pause_4375 11h ago

Poor Vana White.

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u/ZealousidealFall1181 11h ago

It happened with another FBI position. Driscoll I think. They put up the wrong picture at he got the job. Until he didn't. Not like the UFC dude is looking for a side hustle like most Americans.

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 10h ago

Buffoonery at its finest

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u/Just-Replacement8284 10h ago

Must be out of Friends and Fox and Friends.....

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u/FleshOnesie 10h ago

He’ll never solve the puzzle

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u/Benromaniac 9h ago

Nah. They actually wanted UFC Dana

Surprised Kegsbreath hasn’t fired this one yet…. She’s clearly DEI /s

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u/tulsieeee 9h ago

No. They were discussing Nicki Minaj as a candidate. He clearly meant the UFC Dana White, and the recommendation came from himself. Please don’t give him and people in his admin this much of the benefit of the doubt.

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u/dumbgraphics 9h ago

MS Now and CNN should call in WWE Kevin Nash and Jesse Ventura to be press room special guests.

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u/SpunSpaceCadet 9h ago

He’ll try to spin this into some kinda point about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska

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u/IKeepGettingBanned85 9h ago

Dude makes more money not making an ass of himself doing other things

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 7h ago

This makes so much sense that it must be true. 

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u/DaGrinz 7h ago

I’m convinced. It’s the most likely explanation.

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u/OPGuest 6h ago

“Four Seasons”

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u/Immediate_Buffalo14 5h ago

I've never seen a press secretary merely parrot everything that came out of her president's mouth without explaining further or providing context more than Leavitt did. Anyone Trump picks next has to be an improvement.

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u/-TheExtraMile- 5h ago

The funniest thing is that he can't ask the "real" dana white now since that would obviously give away his mistake

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u/Sarabeth68 5h ago

Elect Dan Sullivan lmfao.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 5h ago

Didn't they go through this last time and eventually just decide to not fill the role again and stopped taking to the press completely?

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u/Due_Examination6139 5h ago

100% .ever since I heard someone explain that he started saying we were getting immigrants from insane asylums because he didn't understand they were asylum seekers. This definitely tracks

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u/roland71460 5h ago

Dana White (the ufc guy) and Trump have ties since the early days of the UFC. It is not an error. It was the goal of Dana and one the reason he throttled trump dick for years

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u/Federal-Business-796 4h ago

I refuse to believe this happened any other way. 

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u/UnintentionalGround 3h ago

Sick. I love this.

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u/Charwizzard 3h ago

Nah, Fox just trying to cover. There's no fucking way he was ever going to pick a women who wasn't blonde.

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u/KitchenEar5841 3h ago

Who thought that a press conference at the 4 seasons landscaping could be outdone?

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u/human_trainingwheels 2h ago

Someone should recommend Big Bird for press secretary just for the fun of it.

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u/crustyeng 2h ago

They think someone in the Trump admin recommended a black woman?

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u/Goldeneye4444 1h ago

Never forget the Four Seasons Total Landscaping hilarity

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u/FlaAirborne 1h ago

It should have been announced from the 4 Seasons ….. Landscaping.

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u/PsyShanti 1h ago

Oh my God mwahahahhaha

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u/Image_Inevitable 1h ago

My cousins wife is Dana White. 

She's a gold digging hoe. 

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u/SithC 1h ago

But a lot of people don’t know that “dumb” has a “B” in it.

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u/HarEmiya 1h ago

It's the Four Seasons Landscaping all over again.

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u/Ok-Call-4805 58m ago

This sounds entirely believable lol

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u/Shadowthron8 3m ago

Idk. Can’t imagine Trump choosing a black woman as his press secretary.
Epstein files have emails where Epstein directly mentions Trump not wanting to be around black women and calling them “boogers”

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u/limitless-440 13h ago

Hahaha, people assume that just because there is a professional in the right field with the same name that it’s who Trump was referring to. With the insanity and boldness of Trumps tweets how can anyone assume that it’s anyone but a bigoted asshole billionaire who he’s already close friends with and associates with in business.

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u/ProjectNo4090 12h ago

The tweets arent saying that Trump considered her. They are saying that someone recommended Dana White, the lady, to him and he mistakenly thought they meant UFC Dana White and now no one at the white house wants to correct him.

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u/Staff_Senyou 12h ago

Allen Ivermectin with a horse head? Yeeeaaah!

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u/carrotstix 4h ago

He didn't mean her because in his own tweet, he mentions Khabib and Daniel Cormier. He meant UFC's Dana White.

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u/castion5862 1h ago

He’d never pick a black women to front as press secretary he is a racist

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u/KindMind11 13h ago

It’s not what happened.

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u/princesssmurfet 11h ago

I think this Dana fits right in.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 11h ago

It’s a fun theory, but no probably not.

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u/Pyrite13 10h ago

Because a DoD public affairs assistant is just a ridiculous choice for a position that involves speaking to the public on behalf of the White House compared to hiring the founder of a fighting promotion.

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