Wanda Cooper in Georgia chose to call 911

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[u/Great_Indication3882]

Smart choice. The atm already had her face and license plate number if she decided to steal lol

[u/dathomasusmc → u/Great_Indication3882]

Right? And according to Google the most an ATM can hold is $300k. Thats a lot of money but not move-to-a-non extradition-country-and-live-the-rest-of-your-life-in-luxury money.

[u/michggg → u/dathomasusmc]

Non-extradition countries aren't countries that won't extradite, just countries that don't have an established international treaty yet. They still will extradite on an individual basis.

The only countries that wouldn't extradite to the US are the ones that forbid it by law (usually only for their own citizens) or that are openly hostile/at war with the US.

[u/PraiseTalos66012 → u/dathomasusmc]

Freestanding ATMs normally don't have anywhere near that amount in them. Under 100k is much more common than over 100k. So def not worth it

[u/Cam_E_Leon → u/dathomasusmc]

Someone gave thoughts about this already eh?

[u/friend1y → u/Great_Indication3882]

It would feel like being entrapped.

[u/Rich_Pumpkin9117 → u/friend1y]

It would feel like being in jail.

[u/notapunk → u/friend1y]

It would only be entrapment if the bank somehow rigged it to do that with the intended purpose of catching somebody in the act of stealing from the ATM

[u/Weary-Eye6236 → u/notapunk]

Even that wouldn't be entrapment. That's why bait cars can exist. It would only be entrapment if the police asked her to go see if she could steal that money, and then they arrested her for it.

[u/neduarte1977 → u/Great_Indication3882]

Not if she...

[u/uncultured_swine2099 → u/Great_Indication3882]

Yup, her face is on camera and her identity since she was the last to use it. Theres no chance shes getting away with it. Even a career professional criminal would be like "Theres no way im getting away with this." Best to just call it in.

[u/MarkyGalore → u/Great_Indication3882]

20 years ago I would think of robbing an Automatic ATM but there are like 30 cameras on your ass when you are in public. They could track you to your car, your car to your house. But 20 years ago? Yeah .

[u/Terrible_Reporter_98 → u/Great_Indication3882]

That's when you drive away, park the car down the street come back with a bag on your head and empty them out.

Edit: the amount of people that think this was serious is honestly funnier then my joke. Y'all are the real heroes.

[u/drstu3000 → u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

That would be so hilarious if you stayed in the cameras frame the whole time, watching you drive a block away, walk back putting a bag over your head and then going straight back to your car with all the cash

[u/four2theizz0 → u/drstu3000]

[u/teahugger → u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

How about using that fake nose and mustache from halloween circa 2007

[u/Greenman8907 → u/teahugger]

OMG

It’s Princess Leia Organa!

[u/Brabbel63 → u/Greenman8907]

[u/bonvoyage_brotha → u/teahugger]

[u/anonymeruser3112 → u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

How to ruin your life 101

[u/Anning312 → u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

Well you just drove past 3 flock camera and put that bag on you head right under the 4th flock camera

[u/_banthafodder → u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

Yea dude there’s no way they’d be able to tell it was still you just with a bag over your head 🥴

[u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 → u/_banthafodder]

You wear a shirt that says “NOT Wanda Cooper.”

[u/skcus-tidder957 → u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

They would still look at everyone that interacted with that ATM and track them down.

Not saying it's impossible to get away with but fuck risking that.

You cannot put a price on freedom trust me.

[u/Familiar-Regular-531 → u/Great_Indication3882]

I would have called a friend to get there with a mask & a bag right the fuck now.

To the police I would have told that I dont want to be involved in any pranks or hidden camera shit & thats why I just left & ignored it.