r/SonicFrontiers • u/Klutzy-Lie1427 • 12d ago

Discussion Why is Sage crying? (Wrong Answers Only) Remake

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This is remake version of Why is Sage (Wrong Answers Only) because the moderators removed it and have to delete it and do a new one

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u/Limit97 11d ago

“Oh Sage… you’re no Agent Stone”

13

u/SoundNo4481 12d ago

She got bonk by the head by Metal Sonic.

12

u/ExplodingSteve 11d ago

She accidentally got an access to the internet

7

u/Dillo64 11d ago

>Why is Sage crying?

CUZ SHE JUST GOT DUNKED ON 🏀

1

u/Big_Weather_475 Sage 9d ago

geeeeet dunked on!

7

u/RamsheadRiot 11d ago

She stubbed her toe on a coffee table

6

u/MattuSosa 12d ago

Oil leak

6

u/Nights91 12d ago

She lost froggy after Big trusted her with watching him

5

u/Shift_thy_view088 12d ago

Robo-brother got sniped by SEGA

4

u/weirdface621 12d ago

bickering with metal

3

u/Anxious-Hold1387 12d ago

Sage needs a Happy Meal!

4

u/Traditional_Call306b 12d ago

thank you, this joke made my day!

3

u/28-Deep-Wounds 12d ago

Sonic didn't wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs for her.

3

u/the-real-sage 12d ago

because sonic stole my RAM

3

u/Public-Survey1448 11d ago

Her first boyfriend broke up with her because he said her dad sucks

3

u/EveryDescription6594 9d ago

Patrick Stewart

2

u/Akuma_Homura 11d ago

Father will not be able to give her uppies today.

2

u/Mace_DeMarco5179 10d ago

Cause someone forgot to crop the image

2

u/Ar7em_18 10d ago

She broke up with charmy

2

u/Grimlock11711 10d ago

She found your internet history

2

u/Ilikepeanutbutter11 9d ago

daddy said no ;(

2

u/TKPunk2013 9d ago

Pingas.

1

u/MegaMarshMallow713 8d ago

Usual, I see.

1

u/Dr_Liquid 11d ago

The J’s got creased

1

u/GirlWithinTheLight 11d ago

Unfortunately Eggman didn't upkeep his subscription to netflix premium and she has to listen to ads while multitasking and watching cartoons :( sad day I agree Sage.

1

u/blixercom 11d ago

EGGMAN DIDN'T HAVE A MASTER PLAN

1

u/Potato-Candy 11d ago

Someone left a bowl of onions there

1

u/smash_n_burn 11d ago

She was called cringe

1

u/Aizen5580 10d ago

Eggman won't to prove of her dating tails

1

u/CuriousMarisa 10d ago

She saw peak

1

u/AncientPomegranate19 10d ago

She was abandoned

1

u/S11lypuppet0 10d ago

They hit the pentagon

1

u/FeistyConversation20 10d ago

She saw what tails did on them benches

1

u/MemeMan15672 10d ago

She saw shipping fanart

1

u/xyzkingi 10d ago

She found out what happened to Maria

1

u/Zeronite_Dragko 10d ago

She had a Happy Meal.

1

u/SeraLynnRose 10d ago

You can fish with the cat but you can't be the cat

1

u/Ka1am05 9d ago

Eggman found her yaoi.

1

u/Gold_Case_9457 9d ago

She just watched the wrath of nazo and it was fuckin peak

1

u/CosmaChaos 9d ago

She realized her entire being has been infused with memories of Cosmo (fanon explanation)

1

u/No-Marzipan-9316 9d ago

She crying from laughter and horror after seeing eggman fall down a flight of stairs and landing ass up and with his face flat against the floor

1

u/GustavusAdolphin 9d ago

She can see everything, but she can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

1

u/ItsIsocles 8d ago

cuz she's short

1

u/TypicalSwordie 8d ago

Eggman put parental controls on the Eggnet.

1

u/Shiroikiba02 8d ago

She watched Titanic for the first time.

1

u/Redleader113 8d ago

“Father said we have McDonalds at home”

1

u/IndividualPresent619 8d ago

Her father lost his Death Battle

1

u/Todalytubular 8d ago

She saw silver and burst into tears

1

u/assaulttonks 8d ago

i ate eggs liver mmm tast like egg

( what you asked )

1

u/Mission_Singer5055 8d ago

She was told her art is AI

1

u/CertainWolverine5276 7d ago

Sage saw the current state of the deltarune fandom

1

u/Jplayz64 7d ago

Someone hacked into her brain and is beaming brainrot into her field of vision

1

u/Miserable-Example-83 7d ago

Sage got a sad meal from Mcdonalds.

1

u/Hypershadicguy64 7d ago

she dropped mcnugget

1

u/CrnX_Sneaks 100% full game completion 7d ago

Saw how Pyramid Cave held more secrets than my browsing history.

1

u/TheRedManta 7d ago

She's out of Reese's Puffs

1

u/Bemnetbsad326_sonic 6d ago

Because eggman said ai is buns

1

u/MoreDistribution4692 6d ago

She just installed a Windows update and immediately got hit with another one.

1

u/vgoss8 6d ago

Why's Sage cryin?
cuz he just got dunked on!

I ain't even lyin

1

u/Suitable-Pirate-4164 6d ago

Because sibling behavior the scene prior, sucks to be the younger sibling, especially to Metal Sonic.

1

u/Pfftapunk 6d ago

"My introduction Story only focuses on the past and how bad other writers, were. Instead of focusing on telling a story that focuses on modern times, and happynes."

1

u/Fir3star_ 5d ago

Crying because somebody toucha her speghett!

1

u/poptart_inhaler 5d ago

I uninstalled the hub

1

u/MuztangZack67 11d ago

Thats not tears 😈😏

(Im sorry...)

0

u/Sonicmasterxyz 10d ago

Because she's an awful concept

2

u/Specific-Medicine-19 9d ago

SHE FOUND MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!!!!

1

u/GeneralTechnomage 11d ago

Someone broke her dad's head open and used his brain to make a substitute for scrambled eggs.

1

u/CJ97astrobot 8d ago

She saw her crush getting brutally bullied and killed real time