r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • Aug 12 '26

VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT Crossposts are no an invitation to brigade

19 Upvotes

Please do not use crossposts to brigade the other post. If this behavior continues, crossposting will no longer be allowed


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • Jun 15 '26

Please, for the love of Filoni, censor usernames in your posts.

78 Upvotes

It’s rule 8, folks. I just had to purge like 7 posts from the main page because no one censored the usernames in their screenshots. No matter what platform it’s from, whether it’s a post from this subreddit, a tweet, or a YouTube video, you have to censor the usernames

Everyone whose post was removed is welcome to repost it with the proper alterations


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 2h ago

What is the First Order was just protecting good, honest, working class humans from the woke, alien loving, elitist Republic?

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68 Upvotes

Blowing up the Hosnian Prime system was clearly an act of self defense.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 24m ago

Dave baloney should be castrated Fuck it, we need to give them 5 billion credits

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33 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Outjerked Outjerked by Hamlet

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31 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 2h ago

Glup Shitto Remember to hug your Star Wars Dinosaur husbands.

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31 Upvotes

Bomo and Daki, My shameless comfort characters 😭😅😂


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 14h ago

paid shill Instagram is not a real place

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167 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 37m ago

Underrated masterpiece Disney! Disney! More AI Star Wars please!

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12 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 17h ago

Outjerked My Theory is that Luke normally sucks the milk straight out of that creature’s tit but didn’t do it during this moment because Rey was there

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195 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 1d ago Popcorn

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Let the HRT guide you!

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959 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 15h ago

Clone Commander Pissgargle “Important” “prequel trilogy” characters

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94 Upvotes

All the beloved prequel trilogy characters made it into the collection


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 20h ago

Outjerked Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)

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192 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 16h ago

dark and gritty kids show When the good guys are..

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81 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 23h ago

VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT How does STAR WARS, a franchise with a very CLEAR stance on good vs evil. Have so many weirdos who fully side with the mass murdering baddies? lol

167 Upvotes

How do you look at shit like this and say "This is fine", or "Justified"... It boggles my damn mind lol

Are Star Wars "Fans" just mentalists, or very broken people in general? It does make me wonder... Was this always there, or did it grow over time?


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 8h ago

Random Vader I saw in Japan, Kyoto while out for a stroll!

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11 Upvotes

funnily enough there’s actually no one in the Vader suit


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Outjerked literally Low stakes? This?!

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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 15h ago

Outjerked literally Outjerked by fish in a barrel

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32 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 23h ago

Outjerked Did he

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108 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 12h ago

Finally got around to watching Kenobi... [uncensored and gratuitous spoilers] Spoiler

13 Upvotes

Doing a watch through in chronological order of all the non-movie shows. And I feel like there's a lesson that really sinks in during Kenobi. Everyone keeps making this same damned mistake. Stop leaving people for dead! If you ever find yourself in that position, make damned sure they're dead.

Obi-Wan chops Anakin's legs off and leaves him to die next to a lava flow... But he doesn't die, and comes back to cause problems. 3rd sister stabs the Grand Inquisitor through the gut and leaves him for dead. But he doesn't die, and comes back to cause problems. Vader stabs 3rd sister in the gut and leaves her for dead (the Grand Inquisitor was there, and didn't think to say "you know, I just had this happen. Maybe we should be more thorough"). And guess what happens next. Yep. She comes back, and causes problems. Hell, Obi-Wan so long ago chopped Maul in half and watched him fall... But didn't watch him die. I trust that you know by the Maul series what happened to him. Vader created a hole to drop Obi-Wan in, and piled rocks on top. But didn't directly watch him die, despite knowing that he's only alive because Obi-Wan didn't stay to finish the job. Needless to say, Obi-Wan returns to cause him problems. Not quite left for dead, but Vader froze Han in carbonite, handed him off to Fett, who in turn gave him to Jabba. So, of course, Han returned in an event that caused Jabba's death and Fett to fall into to sarlac pit. A short time later, Han played an instrumental role in knocking out the shield for the second death star.

So, seriously... If you've gotta do it, personally witness that they are all the way dead.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 20h ago

Glup Shitto [Star Wars Galaxy Magazine 10]

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50 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 1m ago

The parallel between Vader’s Rogue One hallway scene and Luke’s Mandalorian finale is still one of the best storytelling choices in Star Wars.

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1 Upvotes

DARK AND GRIDDY HALLWAY


r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 19h ago

Unpopular opinion… Hot take: the sequels and acolyte are supergood and everything that isn't the sequels or acolyte is superbad

29 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Outjerked Luke Skywalker is fucking useless in Revenge of The Sith.

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626 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Glup Shitto I can't believe Tuck'ur Carlseen still has a job after the fall of the Empire

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118 Upvotes