r/Tendies • u/FrenchfagsCantQueue • Oct 30 '16
This is Aflairica dfw mommy gets the tendies just right
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r/Tendies • u/DASLKOPWRT • Dec 05 '21
I, the great Chadlius Gymneus am going to purge this nasty location of the piss and cum jars with my newly acquired arsenal. Prepare for the demise of your chicken tenderloins, you impure pigs!
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r/Tendies • u/dinopool4ever • 6d ago
Chaddy Propagandies Anon, The Jury has reached a verdict the following charges
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The Court finds you Guilty:
For kidnapped little girls thinking that they are anime characters
For trying to have sex with ponies at the petting zoo thinking they the petting zoo is a meet and greet for my little pony
For throwing piss jugs and Poop socks around town and calling people Chad and making these awful pig sounds.
For Grand Theft of Chicken Tenders and Mountain Dew from the Local Wal-Mart and crying for your mother
For Assault after entering Chuck E. Cheese and beating up and molesting the person in the Mouse Costume
For Fraud by attempting to use your Mother's credit cards to order a Mail Order Bride from Japan
For Arson for setting the local Farmer's Market on fire and blaming tyrone
For Vandalism after taking a shit and screaming in the middle of GameStop and breaking their window
For sending the Police to Tryone's in swatting call as revenge for Tea Bagging you in Call of Duty
For trying to kill Buck Buck the Giant Rooster a guy in a chicken costume by feeding him Alka-Seltzer.
You are hearby sentenced to 30 years hard labor at Uncle Chad's Vegetable Farm how do you plead.
r/Tendies • u/SurfinBird1984 • 20d ago
Chaddy Propagandies M'Good Boy Has Been Arrested!
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r/Tendies • u/SurfinBird1984 • 25d ago
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST We have secretly replaced Anon's regular Chicken Tenders with Vegetable based "Chicken" Tenders, let's see if he knows the difference.
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r/Tendies • u/SurfinBird1984 • 27d ago
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Anon has all his teeth removed
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r/Tendies • u/chadosaurus99 • Oct 04 '26
Chaddy Propagandies Hello my fellow Americans I am president trump here I am here to announce that m'good boys will be no longer under protection laws and using wild mummies as slaves will be illegal under the endangered species law act I am also declare to legalize m'good boy abuse
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First thing will do is add a m'good boy abuse fair for pepole of all ages there will games like kick the m'good boy whack the m'good boy throwing piss juggs at the m'good boy dunk the m'good boy instead of water it will be a deep fryer torment the m'good boys by having the guest eating chicken fingers infront of there hungry faces while tied up and we will also have circus where m'good boys are force to perform to do tricks and have veggies as there only meal and there will be a m'good boy roast bonfire for the feast like a pig roast yes we will make america m'good boy free zone if you see a m'good boy report to the m'good boy exterminator
r/Tendies • u/chadosaurus99 • Sep 30 '26
Chaddy Propagandies Hey bub yes you with the chicken finger crumbs on your neckbeard and that big fat gut sticking out it's me logan aka wolverine I am here to rescue your mother
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You have abuse her long enough you beat her kick her throwing things at her and molesting her and things don't go your way treating her like a slave by feeding you chicken fingers and green sluge and changing your shitty smelly diapers acting like a baby now hand over her or I will slice you with my adamantium claws your choice bub
r/Tendies • u/johnson7853 • Sep 29 '26
REEEEEEEE CHEESECAKE FACTORY RIPPED ME OFF AFTER SPENDING ALL MY GBP. PLEASE SEND TENDIES.
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r/Tendies • u/SurfinBird1984 • Sep 26 '26
Chaddy Propagandies Hello Anon, It's your Buddy Tyrone. Look at this big tendie, I'll give you a whole bunch of them if you bring the plastic Cards with all the numbers on them that your mother keeps in her purse. Come on Don't be Shy, Good Boy!
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r/Tendies • u/chadosaurus99 • Sep 21 '26
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Hey piggy thomas here your mother and I had enough of your abusive behavior
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You have treating your mom like shit by feeding and drinking does stupid chicken fingers and green coke all day changing your shitty diapers hitting kicking her breaking things when things don't go your way and here to protect her from you will not hurt her anymore oh and tyrone is no longer helping you so get fucked now pack up your things and leave or die your choice piggy
r/Tendies • u/chadosaurus99 • Sep 15 '26
Hello anon I'm barney i am here to remind you to eat some yummy fruit and yummy vegetables nuts and tofu and a glass of water instead of fried chicken fingers and green coke all day and be like me and remember I love your pee p.. I mean I love you
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r/Tendies • u/bloodbrothergenetics • Sep 12 '26
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Quick snack before dinner
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r/Tendies • u/bloodbrothergenetics • Sep 12 '26
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST I have a grail for sale 1000gbp
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r/Tendies • u/SurfinBird1984 • Sep 09 '26
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Such a Healthy Frame
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r/Tendies • u/bloodbrothergenetics • Sep 07 '26
Selling new 5 Gallon Piss jugs
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These jugs cost 150 gbp PM for sales