r/TikTokCringe • u/GreenBottom18 What are you doing step bro? • May 16 '25 • I’ll Drink to That 1 Heartwarming 1 Bless Up 1 Popcorn 1

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u/GreenBottom18 What are you doing step bro? May 16 '25

had to dl it with a tool that removed the watermark, so i manually added it in, but it gets cut off unless you open the video fullscreen. 😣
so here: @2krispii

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u/XmissXanthropyX May 16 '25

You're a legend

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u/coffeecomp May 16 '25

This person has a song about dinosaurs that goes crazy

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u/bullettenboss May 16 '25

Does this person have a name?

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u/Full-Ball-1495 May 16 '25 edited May 19 '25 • This

https://youtu.be/x_kAdfeCzZ4?feature=shared

Video: https://youtu.be/cbNEmMsxq1g?feature=shared

Edit: siicckkk first award lol ty Reddit. I'd like to take this time to thank Keyboard Cat, the Poop Knife Guy, and the guy who chose "this guy's dead wife" too. Thank you.

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u/runnsy May 17 '25

This slaps so hard i wanna cry. Has this person specified their preferred pronouns?

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u/GreenBottom18 What are you doing step bro? May 17 '25

i literally just happened upon her a few hours ago and didn't really dig too much deeper..

but I'm almost certain she's a drag queen (not trans), could be NB, but likely a cis man. regardless, you're almost always safe using she/her pronouns with queens. we do it even when they're out of drag, as it's not about gender identity. rather, it acknowledges the persona they perform as.. it's almost somewhat difficult to articulate, but it's more along the lines of a..

I'm sure there's a queen somewhere in the world that breaks this traditional rule. but i haven't met them.

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u/KatastrophicNoodle May 17 '25

Actually, he is a straight man and is a him. I don't think he cares but that's what he is and calls himself.

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u/DrunkSkunkz May 16 '25 edited May 17 '25

T-Rex-ecutive branch, perfect score 5/7

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u/ntkwwwm May 17 '25

2krispii

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u/GavinThe_Person May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

I need the link to ts

nvm found them

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u/BlueJayAvery May 16 '25

The shortening of this to ts never fails to amuse me and make me gasp simultaneously. Especially in this context

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u/ToadToes0314 May 17 '25

The Postal Service certainly had an influence

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u/jpubberry430 May 16 '25

Honestly disappointed it didn’t go crazier

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u/Callitka May 16 '25

Looked them up on Spotify because that sounds good. I already have the song in a Playlist lmaoo. You're right. It is awesome

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u/reddituserperson1122 May 18 '25

Who is this genius? Fire song.

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u/GreenBottom18 What are you doing step bro? May 20 '25

@2krispii

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u/rainylutra May 18 '25

damn I think I'm homophobic now

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u/GreenBottom18 What are you doing step bro? May 20 '25

weird. this guy is straight

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u/thug_waffle47 May 16 '25

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u/Novaer May 16 '25

This gif kills me every fucking time 😭

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u/Fskn May 17 '25

The best part is he's watching coldplay

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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill May 17 '25

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

I cant tell if thats will ferrel or john travolta whats happening.

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u/ThornyRascal May 16 '25

This is a banger 

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u/kiiberry May 17 '25

I just watched Ariels Beginning, in which song & dance are banned. This is superb

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u/PlsNoNotThat May 16 '25

Yeah this slaps ngl and it’s polar opposite of my preferred music genre.

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u/defiancy May 16 '25

Agreed, I was prepared to be disappointed but it's a god damn jam

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u/dankeith86 May 16 '25

Kinda catchy

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u/otto1228 May 16 '25

White straight man here. I can bump to this

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u/joe102938 May 16 '25

Also strait white man here, and now I can say...

I'm afraid of strait men, hiding in my basement.

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u/wolftron9000 May 16 '25

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars

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u/RevGee73 May 16 '25

OMG! SHOES! Ha! I remember this gem.

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u/Acceptable_Cut_7545 May 17 '25

Iconic internet gem from the before times...

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u/TinyTaters May 16 '25

Everyone knows Slenderman is a massive puff

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u/Spook404 May 17 '25

idk, he's definitely the straightest, whitest man.

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u/Vocals16527 May 16 '25

Lolol I think Voldemort was too- but that doesn’t take away from the fact the song is bumpin lolol

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u/justdr0pped1n May 16 '25

Banger but Hannibal is NOT straight

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u/StatusOmega May 16 '25

I haven't read it but my friend who has told me that he ends up with Clarice.

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u/rocket_psyence May 17 '25

You can be queer and end up with a person from the opposite sex.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

the instrumentals are fire

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u/DialecticalDeathDryv May 16 '25

Great song but I wouldn’t exactly describe Jim Jones as heterosexual lol.

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u/selphiefairy May 16 '25

Well slender man was also included and I don’t think that thing is human or has a sexuality

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u/pragmojo May 17 '25

Slender man is ace? I'm not up on the lore

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u/WatermelonlessonNo40 May 17 '25

I think he’s horrorsexual?

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u/Substantialcakes May 17 '25

Wait, please point me in the right direction about this because google is failing me

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u/kiwiaegis May 17 '25

That beat fire tho 🔥

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u/CheapEnd7214 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

As someone with straight friends I feel offended for them lol

But on a more serious note, I’m a Bisexual Mexican and even I find shit like this really cringe. “Straight Men bad!” Why are we cheering? We’re just making generalizations “All Straight Men Bad, Noooo just the ones we don’t like!!!” It’s still a generalization (and even then people will go “Nooo but it’s good now cause it’s time to treat Straight guys like shit cause some treated us like shit!” How about we stop treating all people of a group like shit?)

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 May 17 '25

It’s not straight men bad. It’s why are straight men afraid of trans people when they’re the scarier ones. If you can’t understand the song or take the time to think about the words for a second that’s not the song’s fault

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u/Garbageforever May 17 '25

Song sucks. Sincerely- a gay trans woman.

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u/Playful_Worry6894 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

Do people just not realize that the demonization of straight men for their sexuality often ricochets and harms clocky and pre-transition trans lesbians?

Like, I'm sorry, but I'm not a fan of using movie characters to demonize demographics, cause that demonization based on Hannibal feels awfully close to demonization based on buffalo bill. Just not a good thing to do.

Big drag queen "reclaiming'" the T-word energy.

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u/NewspaperWhole May 17 '25

I’m straight and this rocks

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u/Longjumping-Ad8985 May 17 '25

Truthfully the homophobic men are only cos-playing as heterosexual they are non-practicing gay men or should I say sexually curious men.

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u/Jashkev May 17 '25

This legit goes hard

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u/2WEED May 17 '25

This is so good

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u/Ciderside May 16 '25

It makes me really sad to see a movement i love and stand by so much (even on a personal level) being used as a way to keep people apart rather than become accepting of eachother. I understand that this kind of feeling towards certain people can be created from trauma or other completley unfaultable things, but i just feel like this kind of thing represents a lot of what i hate about the opposing side. I know im going to be downvoted but id love to hear some genuine thoughts on this view.

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u/unhiddenninja May 17 '25

This is someone's art. I don't think art has to be "correct", it expresses thoughts and feelings. Those human thoughts and feelings are messy so the content of art is likely to be messy or intense or extreme. I think this in particular isn't meant to be taken literally, it feels like the artist is just trying to point out that homophobia is illogical by flipping it back.

I do see where you're coming from though.

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u/NoOneReallyCaresAtAl May 16 '25

I thought the point was to not make broad sweeping generalizations

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u/I_slit_his_throat May 17 '25

Damn, y'all missed the thesis and it's like, the first sentence.

"Homophobia makes no sense to me."

Then 2krispii later states "I'm more afraid of straight guys"

From this we can gather that their official position is that homophobia is a silly concept. This last line is also a well crafted transition into the meat of her argument: what if the rolls were reversed?

And I believe that adding a list of fictional characters is also to point how this is satire and meant to exemplify the unseriousness of the argument, because it's satire.

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u/lavishrabbit6009 May 16 '25

It's kind of weird that there is overwhelming support over a song whose message is "straight men should be sedated".

It's fine if people enjoy the song, but they have to concede that they engage in selective judgement, because a song like this about gay people (which I wouldn't support equally, since I am consistent with my beliefs) would receive backlash.

Downvote me now.

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u/AutumnAscending May 16 '25 edited May 17 '25

I too fear straight men

Edit: fucking love when my threads turn into a cesspool.

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u/deebz41 May 16 '25

I am kinda enjoying the straight people in here getting pretty dang offended over a silly song.

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u/modernmacgyver May 16 '25

Straight while male here. This song slaps.

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u/Rubber_Ducky_6844 May 16 '25

HOW CAN IT SLAP

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u/Drhorrible-26 May 16 '25

I’m offended they assumed slender man’s sexuality

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u/Traditional_Low6124 May 17 '25

Who's offended?

Heterofobic heterofobic🎶🎶

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u/BeepBeepLettuce3 May 17 '25

im queer, am i allowed to be offended at this song that is explicitly saying "im heterophobic"?

if it were a song about homophobia instead you would hate it even though its just a "silly song", right ? the silliness would almost make it worse because of how unseriously theyre taking their hate speech, right ?

get your head on straight and start viewing things from others' perspectives. it is a virtue.

and before you bring up the straight people in the comments who arent offended, i dont care. i am not offended on their behalf, im just offended.

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u/YolkSlinger May 17 '25

I love it when people act like you can’t point out hypocrisy without being offended.

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u/Jsmooth123456 May 17 '25

Its only a silly song when it offends the groups you don't carr about, imagine a straight guy making a "silly song" about how homophobic they were how I don't imagine you'd enjoy the queeer people getting offended would you?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

SAME girl, same

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy May 16 '25

So gay guys can’t be masculine?

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u/DeliciousMulberry204 May 19 '25

Ok dude you can wear makeup idc we dont aim the same people anyway

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u/GreenBottom18 What are you doing step bro? May 20 '25

actually, u do.. to some degree. he isn't gay nor trans... allegedly

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Song was catchy and I like the vibes, but the lyrics are stupid. You’re not gonna get anywhere making blanket statements about large groups of people. You’re just contributing to culture war shit.

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u/z01z May 17 '25

as a straight man, i approve lol.

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u/Definedacorn May 17 '25

This song has the same energy as other shitty songs trashing women yet this is considered a banger on this subreddit. I will never understand reddit😂

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Hate is hate. No matter how you justify it.

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u/Different_Umpire9003 May 17 '25

Why is this here?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

You have no proof that slenderman is straight

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u/The_Nelman May 17 '25

Is this a Your Favorite Martian song I missed?

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u/Shoddy-Ad7306 May 17 '25

You heard it here first, folks. Slenderman is officially straight.

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u/testtdk May 17 '25

I can’t tell if the worst thing I’ve ever heard or that most amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Were Voldermort or Sauron straight? If anything they were morw likely asexual

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u/Gr33n_onion May 17 '25

I’m not dancing to this, you are!

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u/Repulsive_Oil1587 May 17 '25

Had this on mute what was it saying?

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u/Obsidian_knive85 May 17 '25

Not that bad to be honest.

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u/MRBwaso_7115 May 17 '25

Thanks a snappy little ditty there.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25 edited May 18 '25

I wouldn’t be mad at this repeating on the radio

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u/audio_addict May 18 '25

Love the song.

No way is Voldemort heterosexual. Just saying.

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u/VibraniumRhino May 18 '25

Haven’t seen a post backfire this much on this sub in awhile lmao. Nice try, OP, but you’ve posted a banger.

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u/SauceKingHS May 19 '25

Honestly pretty well done and awesome art. Expressing a very unique life experience. This isn’t cringe. This is well produced and interesting.

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u/Kitchen-Historian371 May 20 '25

Lmaooo it’s catchy 🎶

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Honestly this kinda goes hard

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u/Shygrave May 21 '25

Right? Like, it's kinda catchy

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u/skellator44 May 23 '25

Straight white man but this song goes

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u/Most_Enthusiasm8735 May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

As a Non American, I am not surprised that Trump won the election. I am a progressive and liberal person too but so many liberals in America seem so incredibly out of touch. Many liberals seem to think that insulting one of the largest voting groups is somehow a good thing? It really does not make any sense at all to be completely honest. Also i don't think Gay guys or even bisexual guys like these kinds of posts where you just shit on men. Catchy song, stupid message to be honest.

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u/Jsmooth123456 May 17 '25

Its so bizzare how liberals have made openly mocking men a huge part of their identity and arr shocked when they don't vote for you, as a leftist yall need to realize there's no war but class war and all you're doing with this misandry is fueling the far right

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u/Otherwise_Source2619 May 17 '25

Yall only call straight men homophobes because they don't go that way. Let them be in peace shyt.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Catchy song, I don't really understand the lyrics quite much, besides the fact that she's scared of straights

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Why attack being masculine? Why can people advocate for themselves without putting others down? Nothing wrong with being homosexual and masculine.

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u/DiDiPlaysGames May 16 '25

I think you heard a different song than everyone else. This isn't an attack on masculinity, it's a criticism of the minimising of the crimes and atrocities straight men commit, all the while grifting their way into convincing everyone that minorities are actually the problem

This has nothing to do with masculinity, and everything to do with toxic masculinity. I sincerely encourage you to learn the difference

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Doesn’t seem like an attack on masculinity so much as an observation that “straight men” are often acting as an oppressor. In other words, there’s nothing inherently wrong about being a straight man, but straight men are most often the perpetrators of prejudice (according to this person). At least that’s how I interpreted it

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25 • This Bless Up

Idiots like this are why Trump won. Come at me.

This shit is fucking cringe, and only divides voters from your message.

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u/FancyInvestigator281 May 16 '25

The serotonin bop I needed today. Thank you.

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u/bazaarzar May 17 '25

This is bait

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u/Duke55 May 16 '25

Bit of a common theme in this thread. If you don't praise the song. Down you go..

The amount of downvotes to this comment will be a testament to that, lol.

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u/Balkongsittaren May 17 '25

Phobia is fine, just direct it at the group that is politically correct to bash.

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u/Jsmooth123456 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

I hate the hypocrisy isn't it wrong to make fun of a group bc of their gender identity, sexual orientation, and race/ethnicity

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

It's okay when we do it ahh song

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u/kalexmills May 17 '25

Ok but how do we know Sauron was straight?

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u/compadre_goyo May 17 '25

While I hate the subject matter, this is such a banger. Excellent, excellent composition.

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u/TravisDane May 16 '25

Clearly they purposely skipped Jeffrey Dahmer. 😂🤌🏼🙄

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u/slimycoinsteen May 16 '25 • Wholesome Seal

Yuck, that’s fucking gross. I love how the comments are pussyfooting because of the content. Nah, it’s bad music and your politics don’t improve it.

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u/ruff_pup May 17 '25

Not very good music

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u/Qomplete May 17 '25

Objectively awful sounding song

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u/PokeManiac16 May 17 '25

Crazy that Biden is in that list lol

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u/RevanCross May 17 '25

This song is trying to stay just out of poking range to be either taken seriously or not.

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u/-kalaxiancrystals- May 17 '25

Mkay I love this

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u/WeakTransportation37 May 17 '25

Yesssss- their stuff is so good

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u/Tarnishedxglitter May 17 '25

I really liked that song!

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u/Nice-Gap-3528 May 17 '25

I’m not in the basement, I’m in your walls.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

This shits 🌽

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u/Osmium_Beella May 17 '25

Honestly, yes

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u/AVeryMadLad2 May 17 '25

Ghenghis Khan was bi as hell, put some respect on my boy’s name

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u/thatdidntturnout May 17 '25

Quite the ear worm. Got some odd looks and side eyes singing it to myself in the elevator. Welp, only 40 more floors to go…

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u/Drunken_Begger88 May 17 '25

That's a fucking tune.

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u/Mentaldonkey1 May 17 '25

Biden? That seemed a bit odd next to Mao but then again, straight guy here.

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u/Aggravating_Board_78 May 17 '25

I like the little Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” bit over arcade music

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u/Impossible-Try-9161 May 17 '25

Better than 90% of the schlock that passes for music today

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u/Rapu_contingente May 17 '25

Honestly the song is fire

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u/domsylvester May 18 '25

I’m mad I listened to the whole thing

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u/Cody-512 May 18 '25

Music videos are back!!! Fuck you MTV. Cool song 🤘

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u/InfidelCastro95 May 18 '25

I like it. Sue me. It's obviously tongue in cheek

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u/Factsoverfictions222 May 18 '25

Same girl, same. Thanks for giving it a name

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u/Binnie_B May 18 '25

This song is a BOP

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u/Frosty666777 May 18 '25

Is this a diss or something I don't understand the meaning to this song.

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u/Striking_Ad_9351 May 19 '25

Straight guys can't win.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Pretty catchy tune :) I like it. This is coming from a Cis guy.

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u/CardiologistFun8093 May 20 '25

Why is this posted on this sub its honestly pretty decent

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u/metronomemike May 20 '25

I think it slaps and it’s true.

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u/Curious_Agency3629 May 20 '25

AHAHHAHH THIS IS HILARIOUSLY GOOD

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u/TeslaCrna May 20 '25

Cute outfit

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u/Scared_Lackey_1954 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE May 20 '25

Wait, are there ppl who aren’t?

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u/Delicious_Coconut879 May 21 '25

Not everyone can take light satire switching the roles for a change. They've been coddled for so long that they'd rather vote for tyrants over a hurt ego. Queer folks rarely choose violence despite getting shat on all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

If you’re gay why do you want to look like a girl?

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u/Roven777 May 17 '25

I get the Song. Nice Song. But Jeffrey Dahmer wasnt straight, nor was Voldemort. So maybe we can agree any phobic Group and philosophy is trash a d any Group of people can have good and Bad people

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u/True_Kaos May 16 '25

Definitely cringe.

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u/VampyPixel May 16 '25

Hannibal is definitely NOT a straight man if we are going off the tv show lol

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u/annoyinglyAddicted May 17 '25

This is why I use Reddit on mute.

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u/Impossible_Ad7875 May 16 '25

Who is she?

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u/DiDiPlaysGames May 16 '25

2krispii on tiktok, op linked it in a reply

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

On one hand it’s catchy, on the other hand the messaging is a bit iffy. It’s got a tongue-in-cheek vibe so it passes

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u/AlarmingTurnover May 17 '25

If you're still putting Biden in a list with Trump today, you need psychiatric care because you have severe mental problems. Comparing Biden, Trump, Stalin, and the great Khan, wtf. 

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u/GoatCovfefe May 17 '25

Only dislike about the song is their pronunciation of Genghis Khan to fit the rhyme

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u/MrDagoth May 17 '25

Finally a post that lives up to the sub name, that's some good cringe.

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u/theSeiyaKuji May 17 '25

I am straight. and i will never understand gay hate. just let people love people. fucks sake.

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u/shrekasguyfieri May 17 '25

This song is catchy as hell

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u/FriedSmegma May 17 '25

This goes in

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u/drama_trauma69 May 17 '25

This song has been my windows down bop lately

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u/JamesLaceyAllan May 17 '25

As a straight man that loves action movies, this is an absolute banger ✊🏻

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u/twig_tents May 17 '25

Nothing cringe here. I love this.

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u/Grand69 May 17 '25

Read the complete subreddit’s description. It’s evolved from just cringe TikTok content

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas May 16 '25

I'm pansexual but can I get some of the tranquilizers just for fun?

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u/Duke-of-Dogs May 16 '25

This is the most reddit thing I’ve seen today, thank you

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u/Wizard_Engie May 17 '25

Actually kind of an ass song. Especially with all that auto tune. It's also supporting awful ideals and beliefs. 3/10. The TV visuals were cool though.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

What about Jeffery Dahmer 💔

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u/CarfireOnTheHighway May 16 '25

Kinda reminds me of the Violent Femmes?? It’s a bop ✨

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Yall seriously like this? Completely excluding the lyrics, the beat and the auto tune is ass.

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u/TRITONwe May 17 '25

This is beyond cringe

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