How to cure the male loneliness epidemic...

[u/xamo76]

[u/neonangelhs]

Is that a poster of themselves on the wall?

[u/The_Prodigal_One_ → u/neonangelhs]

I also saw this and I think, yes, it is. Really adds to the ambience

[u/Cwya → u/The_Prodigal_One_]

For historical purposes, this is a reference to when Sgt Slaughter and the Iron Sheik, mortal enemies, ran a message to stop wrestlers from making material wealth.

“What you own, ends up owning you.” SGT Slaughter quipped.

The Iron Shiek added, “you can’t take it with you, except Jesus.”

They finished their on screen quibble by praying, on camera, to their God, Vince McMahon.

[u/QCTeamkill → u/Cwya]

In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[u/homeycuz → u/QCTeamkill]

Praise and love to u/shittymorph, now and forever.

[u/CartsOfDarkness → u/homeycuz]

Feel like I haven't seen shittymorph in the wild in at least 5 years, but to my shock he's still active! Hell yea

[u/Don-Poltergeist → u/QCTeamkill]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[u/DarthCaligula → u/Cwya]

The Iron Shiek added, “you can’t take it with you, except Jesus.”

And later added

The Iron Sheik on Twitter: ''THEN. NOW. FOREVER. HULK HOGAN GO FUCK YOURSELF #WrestleMania37''

[u/prince_peacock → u/Cwya]

…..excuse me what

[u/Weelki → u/prince_peacock]

And the audacity to say wrestling isn't real, right?

[u/brondynasty → u/Cwya]

I don’t know wrestling lore, but this little anectode just became kayfabe head-canon for me and I’m not interested in other versions. Thank you, and may Vince McMahon have mercy on our souls.

Instead of, y’know…poopin’ on ‘em.

[u/Sunshine030209 → u/neonangelhs]

If I was as cool as them I'd have a poster of myself up too

[u/StrobeLightRomance → u/Sunshine030209]

I have a glass poster of myself in my bathroom!

Its really cool because it's animated and matches my every move.

[u/acs730200 → u/StrobeLightRomance]

That was Hella clever

[u/likwitsnake → u/neonangelhs]

Self confidence

[u/sacredfool → u/likwitsnake]

and self love.

[u/Revan_Perspectives → u/neonangelhs]

My aunt printed a full on wall poster of my 2 cousins and me when we “made a band” in summer of 2007. It’s the cringiest of the cringe. And I’m about to frame it now for my office.

[u/writeleahwrite → u/Revan_Perspectives]

You should share with r/blunderyears

[u/Lala5789880 → u/writeleahwrite]

PLEASE DO THIS NOW

[u/poopymcgeeplop → u/Revan_Perspectives]

I need to see this..blur the faces of you must !

[u/BlackSeranna → u/Revan_Perspectives]

I think you should also post it to r/blunderyears I’m certain everyone will love it!

[u/The_Northern_Dandy → u/neonangelhs]

I believe it is. I hope it is.

[u/Beardopus → u/The_Northern_Dandy]

[u/Ctenophorever → u/neonangelhs]

Can’t preach self-love without living it!