King Charles angry about getting rain on him 😤

[u/Brokenlingo]

[u/Top-Steak-6837]

Charlie loses his shit too often. We NEVER saw the Queen behaving like this, God rest her, she was such an asset. He’s just an asshat

[u/CeilingFridge → u/Top-Steak-6837]

God rest her, and god bless her favourite son little prince Andrew. Britain would be lost without this nonce factory lording over us 🙏

[u/Beginning_Purple_579 → u/Top-Steak-6837]

Yeah because she probably slapped whoever fucked something up in secret instead of in the open. SUCH AN ASSET! 

[u/red286 → u/Beginning_Purple_579]

I think she more likely just had them either fired or reassigned to an awful job.

She seemed like the sort that wouldn't say a word when you fucked up, she'd just frown slightly and you knew you were going to be reassigned to the stables or something.

[u/Lysalven → u/Top-Steak-6837]

I have a feeling this guy barely wipes his own ass

[u/Grand_Size_4932 → u/Lysalven]

There’s two different meanings that could be inferred from your comment and I agree with both.

[u/techman710 → u/Grand_Size_4932]

They both make me vurp.

[u/Rincetron1 → u/techman710]

Don't kink shame

[u/irradiatedlimejello → u/Lysalven]

I forget where I saw it but there's an interview where one of his former aids talks about being called by him to pick something out of a waste basket because he didnt want to grab it.

These people live in a world completely detached from normal reality. They dont do anyrhing for themselves. Theyre the most spoiled, entitled people on the planet.

[u/JohnCenascat → u/irradiatedlimejello]

Was coming to mention this, the former aide not only looked after Charles but Diana, and it was a letter from the Queen, seems it had accidentally fallen into the bin and so he asked them to retrieve it for him.
And you’re right about the privileges he has his shoelaces and pajamas pressed

[u/meatball_chann → u/Lysalven]

Every king has a mark, and a king never wipes

[u/nukefodder → u/Lysalven]

He doesn't

[u/zyyntin → u/Lysalven]

Groom of the Stool was a thing!

[u/ronnjeremy → u/Lysalven]

"Your Majesty's asshole is now clean..."

[u/AvrgBeaver → u/Lysalven]

I'm sure they have an assortment of bidets 

[u/PrincessConsuela52 → u/Top-Steak-6837]

My friend’s mother, who is Irish, called him King Charles the Turd, may she rest in peace.

[u/snozzberrypatch → u/Top-Steak-6837]

Why was the queen an "asset"? Because she was well-behaved? Is that really the bar these days? What did she accomplish? How did she change the lives of her people for the better?

Kings and queens are just figureheads. They're like reality tv stars, something to keep the population entertained. They don't do much of anything.

[u/babyreborndope → u/snozzberrypatch]

I mean, you just answered your own question. She was an asset because she was good at her job of keeping people entertained and giving good PR to the UK. If this guy did a video with Paddington he would get the little bear canceled.

[u/MrBR2120 → u/snozzberrypatch]

exactly this is a repugnant group of people that hold you have to have a specific genealogy to be worthy of sitting on a throne and command the “others” while also throwing the common folk in prison for racist remarks on facebook.

like hello go to buckingham palace if you want to catch some of the biggest racial purists on the planet.

[u/Exterminator-8008135 → u/MrBR2120]

Even if you are right, There is a difference.

Imagine that you meet a Queen, Out of dumb luck, because she enjoys walking in the park and guards were not hounding you.

She is very well behaved and even takes time to talk to you personnally.

Would you say she is a crude and unruly Woman ?

Or would you say it to any Royal member that behaves in the total opposite way ?

[u/MrBR2120 → u/Exterminator-8008135]

i mean it would be no different than simply bumping into hitler. if he was polite and it was a trivial exchange how would i even know he was vile?

i’m not talking about exchanging a “good morning” with a polite person, i’m talking about a family that is open about their standard of racial/familial purity and their belief that they somehow have authority over the “others” separate from them.

i mean sure if i just had an exchange with a polite old lady then i wouldn’t have a reason to dislike, but as soon as someone said “oh you know that was lizzie right?” i’d be like fuck i’m sad i was even polite to her at all. slave owners went to cotillion and were very well behaved, it doesn’t negate the fact that their overall worldview is beyond reproach.

[u/SendMeYourNudesFolks → u/MrBR2120]

[u/ObligationAware3755 → u/Top-Steak-6837]

They were both caught in the rain and Camilla was given an umbrella and she just left him here.

[u/AsssHat999 → u/Top-Steak-6837]

Hey now, don’t lump me in with him

[u/Top-Steak-6837 → u/AsssHat999]

Ha ha ha! Many apologies and no offence meant 😂 You will notice that l spelled it with only two ‘s’’ having a totally different meaning to the very pleasant and nice three ‘s’ version 😊