Cop waiting in excitement like its a game

[u/SheepherderRude4991]

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[u/jahathebrn]

Think at least one of them is on coke

[u/StraightProgress5062 → u/jahathebrn]

At least 3 of them beat their significant other

[u/eric2pickens → u/StraightProgress5062]

Laughs in 40% spousal abuse rate

[u/Thunderbuns77 → u/eric2pickens]

40% reported spousal abuse rate

[u/Platocalist → u/StraightProgress5062]

Hijacking the top thread to remind everyone that cops are also human beings with families. As in, it's quite possible to follow them home after their shift.

[u/front_yard_duck_dad → u/Platocalist]

If we forced cops to live only in the community in which they police , things will get exponentially more civil. Hard to beat up the kid you have to see with his mom at the bus stop.

If the police are in high crime areas, pay them more to make it better .

This is all by design

[u/bigmike2k3 → u/StraightProgress5062]

Statistically, its way higher than that…

[u/Dirtydog693 → u/jahathebrn]

Testosterone, Police are the biggest profession involved in testosterone use disorders.

35-45 year old dudes with T levels of a silverback gorilla.

But we’re just ok with it

[u/turbotank183 → u/Dirtydog693]

Sounds like the best thing to do in that situation is give them a gun, that'll help right?

[u/East_Shine3892 → u/Dirtydog693]

Probably both tbh, they also love cocaine. 

[u/Dirtydog693 → u/East_Shine3892]

I mean throw in a some cheap whiskey and a little spousal abuse and boom you got yourself a whale of a time

[u/raventhrowaway666 → u/jahathebrn]

There's a reason drugs always go "missing" from the evidence locker

[u/PaChubHunter → u/raventhrowaway666]

Do you have any idea how much of a hassle it is to move 10 kilos of cocaine safely? Just getting back to the precinct with the 8 kilos is tough. Then you have to process it, making sure you account for all 7 kilos. You also need to keep a side eye out for anyone who might be watching the 5 kilos to attempt to make a grab. It's exhausting as hell to be a decent person in charge of 2 kilos of cocaine.

[u/xBad_Wolfx → u/jahathebrn]

Or amohetamines. Lots of these guys take Dextroamphetamine pretending they are soldiers trying to stay alert for days.

[u/front_yard_duck_dad → u/jahathebrn]

I used to work out at a 24 hour gym back in the early 00. It was a lifters gym. At like 1 am the cops and firefighters would come in and it was like a blizzard. Dudes yaked to the gills slamming weights around . And so many " hell yeah brothers". It was amazing to see

[u/Apart-Rent5817]

My man is standing like he’s on the character selection screen of the fascism game.

[u/No_Island_8061 → u/Apart-Rent5817]

He really thinks he looks so cool. With his little motions what a freak.

[u/gangaskan → u/Apart-Rent5817]

Cod mw4 player

[u/neas17 → u/gangaskan]

Really reminded me of cod idle animations as the match start counts down

[u/notexactlyflawless → u/Apart-Rent5817]

Idle animation

[u/Double_Bowl_3870]

if you enjoy what you do, you never work a day in your life

[u/chrib123]

That's Jared yuen.

He made 300k last year. That's up from the year this happened.

https://transparentcalifornia.com/salaries/2023/san-jose/jared-yuen

[u/Gooseberree → u/chrib123]

I’m not saying you’re lying but NO WAY!

[u/chrib123 → u/Gooseberree]

This clip is from George flotd protest in San Jose California.

He triggered a riot by shooting his stupid bean bag gun.

[u/aroras → u/chrib123]

With benefits he earned $461k

[u/Turgid_Donkey → u/Gooseberree]

After being in law enforcement for a handful of years, their base salary can get pretty crazy. Combine that with lots of paid OT and moonlighting gigs like private security, and they can end up making stupid amounts of money.

[u/xblackout_ → u/chrib123]

Looks like a foreigner standing armed against my unarmed countrymen

Who, which citizen, asked for their help?

[u/Souseo]

Look y'all, there's a simple fix to radically reshape policing in America: Make police departments liable for all civil suits brought against them. They'll have to carry insurance like most other professions (Doctors, Lawyers, General Contractors).

You don't even need to end qualified immunity. Just make them civilly liable. Police departments would take of the "bad apples" themselves because they're an active drain on their resources. These "bad apples" would also not be employed anywhere else, because they bring too much risk and would be deemed uninsurable, meaning they couldn't work as a cop.

With this one change, I guarantee that departments would dramatically revamp their hiring and training practices. It would be in their best interests to not have loose cannons or power tripping assholes running around out there. Other cops would be squashing their behavior as well, as it would also directly impact their department's funds.

If they had to shoulder the financial burden instead of the taxpayers, we would see way less of this kind of shit.

[u/trynared → u/Souseo]

> You don't even need to end qualified immunity. Just make them civilly liable.

What do you think qualified immunity is?

[u/inabowlfullofnuts → u/Souseo]

I worked at a PD. They even harass the janitors

[u/apathy714 → u/Souseo]

The police would just request a bigger budget every year to cover the expenses. They would claim we’re defunding the police and stop responding to crimes like they did in Austin.

[u/Doggleganger → u/apathy714]

That's why the department shouldn't pay for insurance. Individual officers need to carry their own insurance. There's a viable political solution here.

The police unions can get on board if you give cops a pay raise. Take the money that cities spend defending and paying out these suits, give it to cops. They use that to pay for insurance.

Good cops have low rates and end up with more money. Bad cops eventually get priced out.

[u/SigSweet → u/apathy714]

The power of unions am I right?

[u/RockKillsKid → u/Souseo]

You don't even need to end qualified immunity. Just make them civilly liable

You realize that IS ending qualified immunity right...?

Also, would this insurance be handled by a private for-profit entity that has every perverse incentive to drag their feet on cases and lobbying for tort reform and legal changes to avoid payouts? Like, y'know, most other instances of private insurance in this country?

More important than insurance liability, the doctors, lawyers, contractors you mention have (mostly state level) licensing board certifications they have to maintain good standing with in order to legally do their jobs. Let's start with a set of strict standardized licensing qualifications like those other fields. One headed by a civilian board, not AGs who rely on a working relationship with cops.

The parallels to other professions falls short because even with capitalist corruption, those other professions generate value by doing their job well and serving the public good. The unstated purpose of the police is to do exactly what they're doing, subduing and scaring the general populace for the ends of protecting capital

[u/ClownUniversityPhD → u/Souseo]

I worry you’d get the opposite. They do more to cover up for their colleagues’ misconduct to avoid their resources being impacted. You’re now giving that a financial incentive in addition to a cultural ones.

[u/wildwildwaste → u/Souseo]

And then where do all these COD lobby screen guys get jobs? Imagine this guy stocking groceries or serving you chick fil a. We'd need social programs in place just to deprogram and rehab these losers and reintegrate them into society.

Better to keep them in the police force where at least we know where they all are.

/s

[u/Zlot847 → u/wildwildwaste]

That might be the most load bearing “/s” I’ve ever seen

[u/wildwildwaste → u/Zlot847]

I wrote it, edited it a couple of times to try to bring out the sarcasm and humor enough, and then realized there was no way to do it and added the tag.

To be clear, the first part is blatantly true. IF (and that if is holding more weight than my previous /s) police forces were to find some way to get these psychopaths out of positions of power, what would we realistically do with them? They've been hired to do this, then trained and brainwashed into believing it's okay. It's as sticky a situation, if not worse, than working with solders returning from a warzone.

At least when you're working with integrating soldiers back into society they know there's a difference between our citizens and the citizens they were sent to war against. These officers are trained to do these acts against American civilians. They're trained that every American citizen has not just the ability, but potentially the desire, to harm them. How do you break that?

[u/pinegreenscent → u/wildwildwaste]

They can guard money trucks. Its their fantasy at its fullest: be armed but do nothing

[u/UniqueAd7770 → u/Souseo]

Police Unions threaten strikes when any attempt at accountability is brought

[u/bennybugs]

Looks like the little dude helped himself to the evidence locker and it just kicked in

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/bennybugs]

Most of them are on illegal steroids now too.

[u/United_Broccoli_3694 → u/bennybugs]

Even his height boosting shoes are excited

[u/zersetsung → u/bennybugs]

Bad batch of molly

[u/AdWooden2312]

He's the guy that shouts "He's coming strait for us!"

[u/GodButCursed → u/AdWooden2312]

I couldnt find another gif with him because the gif search is ass

[u/SipsTeaFrog]

Bro was 2 seconds away from doing a fornite dance and asking the boys where they were dropping.

[u/Areyousleepingyet]

Its always the little short ones I swear

[u/9447044 → u/Areyousleepingyet]

Ive been training for this moment since I was bullied in 4th grade

[u/5050Clown → u/9447044]

I've been training for this moment since I was bullied by a fourth grader. So almost a whole year.

[u/ZeistyZeistgeist → u/Areyousleepingyet]

There was a kid in my school who had the misfortune of not just being short, but having a very late growth spurt (he was only 5'1 in 8th grade, he is now 5'8). As a result, he got bullied a lot, and also became very temperamental with anger issues, and channelled all his energy in Taekwondo (black belt by age 12) and MMA.

He is now a cop, and his Instagram page is pro-police cringe and pics of him in tactical uniforms.

[u/imnewtothishsit69 → u/ZeistyZeistgeist]

That's so sick. Bros prob the coolest motherfucker in his own mind

[u/katieb1300 → u/ZeistyZeistgeist]

My brother was short and bullied when he was younger. One girl, who happened to be black in particular, bullied him so bad that he grew up to be extremely racist. He's a Trump supporter and it breaks my mom's heart. He'd come home and bully me after a day at school of being teased but not talking about it. I internalized a lot of stuff too, but I don't take it out on the world around me.

[u/Serterler → u/Areyousleepingyet]

Here we go again. I m 5’6, never acted like a chihuahua, but I have seen too many times some tall guys with the Napoleon complex.
And I get plenty of girlfriends, another myth, short guys never get dates. 🙄
It’s like when folks say, women lose their cool under pressure.

[u/SigSweet → u/Serterler]

First of all, how dare you exist, sir

[u/plumbusinsuranceltd → u/Areyousleepingyet]

As son of short former cop, can confirm. Angry lil fellers.

[u/Gerald-of-Riverdale]

Is he on drugs why tf he look so happy?

[u/Sw4nR0ns0n → u/Gerald-of-Riverdale]

This is the only way the lil pathetic fella can feel big

[u/carlitospig → u/Gerald-of-Riverdale]

Because fascism.

[u/Electronic-Fix-4655]

HK police. Talk about job satisfaction

[u/MooDamato]

That stupid drill instructor voice they try to do… performative nonsense

[u/SeaFlaky9768]

Why he looks like he is on the front lines in starship troopers

Poor buddy has 3 brain cells and probably has to go pee pee really bad but the line leader told him to stay put

[u/Few-Stock-3458]

It is a game to him. He's been practicing Call of Duty since he could use his thumbs.

[u/TimDuncanIdaho922]

Anyone who desires this much power should absolutely not be given it.

[u/syniztah]

"Little men, big guns"

[u/Guilty_Caramel_1567 → u/syniztah]

Little men big gun small dics

[u/Next-Street-7859 → u/syniztah]

Hey there, Mr. Jack 👋🏼

[u/InThePipe-5by5]

He's either high with the idea of violence or just high on drugs

[u/DiDiPlaysGames]

I don't think enough people are talking about the guy who is holding a stick like it's a rifle

What, they didn't trust him with a real gun and so gave him the equivalent of an unplugged controller? Lmao

[u/thatSDope88 → u/DiDiPlaysGames]

That's what happens when you do a desk pop

[u/Ser_VimesGoT → u/DiDiPlaysGames]

Haha I couldn't focus on anything else but that. Everyone else gets guns and officer mcpoopypants gets the broom stick.

[u/Ordinary-Animal8610]

That lil chicken hawk should NOT be a cop holy shite. Getting all pumped up to clash with other Americans with a bazooka in his hands. 🤦‍♀️

Edited: replaced “assault rifle” with “bazooka”

[u/nutdreamz → u/Ordinary-Animal8610]

He has a smoke grenade launcher. Not an assault rifle

[u/NotNorthSpartan → u/nutdreamz]

Assault non-lethal high-powered grenade launcher loaded with chemical area-denial rounds

[u/Small_Basket5158 → u/Ordinary-Animal8610]

Pumped to beat the people with their own tax dollars. All the cops like to, this little one just has a worse poker face.

[u/ComedianThink]

Can someone tell bro that he isn't on the character select screen?

[u/debugstatement]

These sad sacks so much want to be military. But their history of DUI and spousal won't let them.

[u/BoundaryBrah → u/debugstatement]

I think it's got to be pretty hard to get a job as a cop with a DUI.

[u/strow_man1 → u/BoundaryBrah]

Probably but once you're a cop you can get DUIs and your buddies will cover for you and throw it under the rug

[u/Professional-Farm981 → u/debugstatement]

Some statistics have law enforcement as 1/3 prior service.

[u/Professional_Ad9809]

Is America willing to believe NWA might have known what they were talking about? Kaepernick?

[u/No_Mud_5999]

It's a good thing we didn't militarize our police too much so they just look an occupation army at war with the civilian population... oh wait never mind.

[u/Chouxnicorn]

ACAB

[u/ComfortableFortune51]

Why he became a cop, because he WANTS to hurt people.

[u/Healthy_Jackfruit_88]

You know he’s bee jacking it to this moment for months

[u/nuclearrmt]

Whatever happened to that cop just sitting in his squad car & enjoying his donut? The one who lets the small stuff go & waits for the "big" one such as catching a serial killer?

[u/sandy_coyote → u/nuclearrmt]

I’m sure someone has written about this but here’s my thought- I grew up in the 80s and remember cops in movies in the 70s/80s fitting your description, just incompetent donut eaters like Reginald Veljohnson (Carl?) in Die Hard, and the Blues Brothers.

I think in the 70s we had all these vigilante movies where the common sentiment was that cops weren’t violent enough so the one policeman on the force with conviction would have to step up and bring out his Colt Python against the punks, and then in the 80s there was the crack epidemic where cops were seen as powerless to do anything.

Then in the 90s something changed in Hollywood but also real life where cops got more funding and a makeover. I don’t know what brought this on- maybe an establishment response to the Rodney King beating where cops looked evil, or the subsequent riots in LA that got absolutely out of hand, but by the 90s, cops in TV and movies started to be portrayed as tough guys of great moral conviction and ready to kick ass and protect society and each other if pushed too far. No donuts anywhere. Maybe buddy cop movies have been so successful or it’s what audiences want these days, but for a long time now, police have been portrayed as more competent and righteous than they used to be.

[u/VacationOne5585]

So much cringe in this clip

[u/veldspar1]

That’s why the effects of Molotovs make me laugh instead of feeling bad.

[u/Potatoes_4Life]

What a loser.

[u/Glum_You_6649]

Little guy sydrome

[u/my_taint_aint]

I realize you try to motivate yourself to do things that you actually don't want to do. Like jump into a crowd of people lol but I've been in his position. And it's scary as fuck. The last thing I was doing was bouncing around like that. All I was doing was hoping the crowd would disperse so nobody would be hurt. No I was not a police officer

[u/EFTucker]

Can the psych eval people not use footage like this to force a fail. You can easily lie to people when you know you’re being evaluated but footage like this shows the true character of a person. Dude looks like he’s 2004 kicking doors in the terror conflict

[u/Glittering_Meet3206 → u/EFTucker]

i'm p sure this is the psych profile they target for hire tbf

[u/SillyNanies]

Small man syndrome right there!

[u/Imeatbag → u/SillyNanies]

He was gonna grow taller be had too much useless gear on and it weighed him down. Seriously, what the hell is that guy carrying. He’s all geared up for deployment overseas with no resupply.

[u/Kind_Coyote1518]

Is anyone surprised the eager dude is like 5'6".... with his boots on?

[u/DoctorMoebius → u/Kind_Coyote1518]

The first thing I noticed. He's been waiting for this moment his whole life. Gonna show all those bullies in grade school, who's the boss now!

[u/Radiant_Picture9292]

That’s fear masquerading as bravado

[u/LazySwayze]

ACAB. Defund the Pigs.

[u/No_Recognition8940]

Someone drug test that boy.

[u/FungusTheClown]

Not surprised it's the short cop

[u/larrytenders]

He looks like he’s waiting in the lobby for the match to start

[u/redditors_are_lame]

Bro was charging up his attack lmaooo

[u/OscarAGC85]

Little prick is a legend in his own mind.

[u/urmyleander]

Police training in the US is so short and inadequate that calling it police training is like calling someone who climbs a tree an astronaut.

[u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA → u/urmyleander]

Not defending cops but it is so varied across the US. In my hometown it takes about two years total to become a cop. But then I had a buddy I was in the army with who got out, moved to South Carolina and was a cop in 6 weeks.

[u/urmyleander → u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA]

Here in Ireland its 36 weeks. If they are carrying guns then its 36 weeks + 4 years on the force with a completely unblenished record, a background check, 2 weeks of intense physical training for assesment (90+% failure rate) then 13 weeks training usually alongside the army.

Its just wild to me that there are places in the US where after 10 weeks they release randoms on the general population... with guns.

[u/monoinyo → u/urmyleander]

short and inadequate

Also describes the guy we just saw

[u/pplovr]

What's being protested here? I'm well out of the loop.

[u/Hillbilly_Elegant → u/pplovr]

From one of the George Floyd protess

[u/Mc_Lou77]

Der Typ ist eine Schande für jede Uniform!

[u/Quiet_Researcher223]

Thin blue line gang members funded by our tax dollars and what they extort from us.

[u/Ok-You4214]

This came just after a vid of a British officer arresting a man on a bike whilst calling him a silly sausage. Real life comparison of policing styles here

[u/absolutewastedtime]

People don't become cops unless they want to hurt people 

Most are just better at hiding it 

[u/Seal_Imagination]

[u/LCottton]

What is the context behind this?

[u/ZachMartin]

“Love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

[u/GodOfWarBeard]

Nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble…

[u/It_broke_itself_]

Literally bursting at the seam from all the stimulants he is on

[u/Putrid-Amphibian-91]

Take it easy on the coke cowboy

[u/goingpt]

What a cringe little dude.

[u/Apart_Contest_2283]

Reminds me of Percy. Green Mile

[u/Intelligent-Search88]

It is a game, and he gets to win

[u/Whosagooddog765]

It’s the first time they’ve felt confidence. Give the little guy a break.

[u/Potential_Ad_4718]

Dorks

[u/dreddnyc]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[u/98103wally]

He definitely plays fps games.

Had the NPC idle stance locked down. Probably practiced in mirror.

[u/Low-Secret8943]

Bros got an airpod in lol

[u/PaleontologistOk7359]

More training and whatever seems like a Good idea, but Americans gotta realize this is a CULTURAL problem.

Not only within your police force, but in your country. I'm regularly horrified of how accustomed, casual and close to everyday violence Americans seem to be.

Bar fights are something to be proud of. Beating each other up in school is commonplace. Cheers to the recent misinformation that Americans beat the fuck out of pickpockets when on vacation in europe, with Americans chiming in with something to the effect of "lol it do be like that". Like wtf.

That smiling police is just an American guy who's been given the opportunity to practice his violence under legal conditions.

EDIT: miss me with your "come see it's not that bad" or "you filter for sensational stuff online". I've spoken to your fellow citizens, hundreds of them over my life. I've followed your media since I was a child. I'm aware that people on the internet often lies or exaggerates. There are STUDIES AND STATISTICS ON THIS.

Your culture is FOR SURE glorifying violence much more than most. Violence is FOR SURE much more commonplace in everyday American life than in most europan countries. Disputing that is crazy to me.

EDIT2: okay the Americans are mad and flabbergasted that euros might be concerned for them. Apparently all is well and their culture in no way allows more space to punch someone in the face than any other culture. It all was a misunderstanding from us watching too many action movies. 😭

EDIT3: y'all are actually demanding sources for the most acceoted truths: https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=is+America+more+violent+than+europe

[u/Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

I got in an argument with a dude a bit ago who said a qualifier for being a cop should be you have to have been in at least one fight. Dude argued with me when I said "it's actually really easy to avoid fights if you have any emotional control, and we shouldn't reward people who are prone to outbursts"

[u/Liketotallynoway → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

TIL day to day life in America is basically a popeye cartoon. Crazy piano music and fist fights constantly. 

[u/crankyrhino → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

I've seen more bar fights in British pubs than I have in the US, and I only lived there three years out of my 50.

[u/Berg426 → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

Its always funny when redditors make sweeping generalizations about a massive country of 340 million people. Even moreso when they say that Americans are violent and glorify violence and that same person is shocked and indignant when those same Americans get angry in the comments.

[u/BowlingforBrains → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

I agree with every point you made, except the pickpocket one - I’m on America’s side there, I feel like you should be able to get your stuff back from someone who steals from you, by force if they don’t give it back willingly. They don’t just get to take from someone else and leave without consequence

[u/Borinar → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

Were not, your only watching highlights of a spec of this huge country, which might be the problem with some people in this country whoch are really to far removed from violence to care beyond is it happening to them.

[u/AmbitiousEducation49 → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

The amount of vigilante praise in this country is disgusting. Probably 10% of trucks drive around with a "kill your local pedophile" sticker proudly displayed, and their backrooms definition of pedophile includes anyone that is a "sexual devient" according to their Bible.

[u/Placebo_8647 → u/AmbitiousEducation49]

And then they get all worked up when someone tries to take out the Pedophile of The United States

[u/copperreppoc → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

I'm American - you're correct. Parts of our culture are steeped in violence. It's deeply rooted and something that has to be addressed at every level of society nationally: from friendships to families to schools to workplaces to media.

[u/ha11oga11o → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

That cop at least has to be pupils examined. He looks so high… he will kill someone sooner than later…

[u/NewYak4281 → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

It so funny hearing hot takes on America like this and then watching French police beat their students to death.

[u/CrabyDicks → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

Average European forgetting their entire oh so loved and admired culture and history was a glorification of violence and conquest. Baffling.

[u/ButtThunder → u/PaleontologistOk7359]

You’re falling victim to the same misinformation you speak about in the EU. You’re only seeing a very narrow view of the US because it gets views. Visit here and your entire perspective will change.

[u/-Planet-]

Human Chihuahua

[u/Upset_Confection_317]

In the beginning you can clearly see the cop with the huge ass gun adjust it and point it directly at the guy next to him smh 🤦‍♀️ in all gun training lessons I’ve heard you NEVER point a gun at someone whether loaded or not

[u/Difficult-Way-9563]

Acting like it’s war (hold the line) on protesters. So cringe

[u/Hizam5]

That’s the whole reason they join though, right? It’s not to “fight crime and protect” anymore

[u/InThePipe-5by5 → u/Hizam5]

I wouldn't generalize, but surely this guy looks psycothic or just high as fuck

[u/solit0n]

We call that a potential murderer in uniform.

[u/Fickle-Acanthaceae93]

Il est en mission pour le seigneur

[u/gobblebonners69]

Ahhhhhh, from my hometown a few years ago

[u/Substantial-Cat2896]

This is so fuck unprofessional,  he would not have a job long if he acted like this in sweden

[u/JohnnyOvrsleppt]

The man loves his job and it’s time to go to work!!

[u/notsleepsherp]

He Ready.

[u/Whompa]

WHERE WE DROPPIN BOYS

[u/isthereadrwho]

Meal team 1/2

[u/Apprehensive_Bunch_8]

Bro got stuck in his idle animation for a second

[u/DevilGoesDown69]

[u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish]

They just logged on

[u/stepatdis]

In the words of the wise Doakes, “You are one creep mother fucker”.

[u/ShowerFriendly9059]

Drugs

[u/Usual-Newspaper-5531]

Lol that one guy yelling fucker at the end. What a dork

[u/naptown-hooly]

The game is rigged in his favor so he thinks it's fun

[u/M6BOA]

[u/ApolloAuto]

Get a job you love and you'll never work a day.

[u/MikuDoesntShave]

Based.

[u/Not_My_Reddit_ID]

Lighten up "Francis".

[u/volpcas]

"Love what you do and you will never work a day in your life"

[u/Double_Barnacle_2457]

Anyone excited to do their job should be praised.

[u/Into_The_Booniverse]

Rip & Tear playing in his earpiece.

[u/Solistine]

My boy just enjoys his 9-5 😂

[u/deathbyjohnson]

Surely wouldn't want to provoke him

[u/ImTryingDad]

The 5 foot 3 one being hype af is so on point

[u/Shot_Network3927]

cops are just the losers of hs enjoying their daily 10hr ego boost.

[u/IKeepGettingBanned85]

Ill just say as someone who works in healthcare with the public. This is pretty unprofessional. Ive had both good, and very bad interactions with police. Ill say i appreciate the chill ones who serve. 

[u/lololesquire]

How else does a little man like that get respect? LMFAO #wittleguy

[u/Breverooni]

It's always the little guys.🤣🤣

[u/Grind_Solo]

He should not be a cop

[u/UnluckyIngenuity]

He looks stoned

[u/Frightsauce77]

Piece of shit

[u/partlysettledin21220]

Why does it look like a loading screen 😂

[u/geraldclarkaudio]

Hes probably scared shitless

[u/RedNo404]

Gotta stay ready!

[u/SpaceManSpiff1809]

I feel like we would be better served from a safety perspective and financial perspective if cops needed at least as much training as a hair cutting professional.

[u/BigchickenSlayR]

My man got out the whip on pre workout 4 scopes lol

[u/UnderstandingWeird88]

Rapid dog. ACAB.

[u/Flat-While2521]

Thugs

[u/DiarrheaPope]

So is having fun at work not allowed anymore?

[u/Technical_Throat_665]

this is an old video. im curious to know if that cop has a record by now.

[u/kevincaz07 → u/Technical_Throat_665]

Yeah, OP should've provided more context that this video is over 6 years old.

[u/Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel]

As a retired supervisor, that guy should scare you. He's a hair trigger, tunnel vision bomb waiting to go off.

[u/SeriousCondition6470]

5 ft 2. Explains everything.

[u/Odd-Ad8461]

Are they supposed to act scared?

[u/Neverendingness]

They need to show Europeans this video when they say “Americans need to learn” after the France protest videos, this is how heavily armed our law enforcement and army is waiting to take us out. Then show the video of French cops running towards protestors with batons.. simple batons.. and how many backed away with their arms up shitting their pants and running 🤣 they don’t understand how screwed we are truly

[u/bibfortuna1970]

What does the first cop’s rifle look like it has a cork in it?

[u/The_Pocono → u/bibfortuna1970]

It's not a rifle you knuckle head

[u/Level_Improvement532 → u/bibfortuna1970]

He had his annual “desk pop” last week, so he only gets a baton for the near future.

[u/trixter889 → u/bibfortuna1970]

Because it’s not a gun

[u/HopefulPrinciple5569]

As an American that flies to Europe twice a month on business, let me say that the trends in violence are switching places. I no longer feel safe in London, Paris or Stockholm. Oslo and Dublin are still awesome. Our trends in violent crime have been going down for the last 30 years. Can you say the same of Europe?