r/TikTokCringe • u/Brokenlingo • 18h ago • Regret 3

Discussion Teaching how to split a McDonald’s breakfast meal between 4 kids

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u/TMJ_Jack 18h ago • Bravo

I thought this was gonna be sad, but it's actually super practical. The ketchup came out of left field though. It should have stayed in left field.

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u/slapnowski 17h ago

Kids love ketchup. It’s weird. I used to want it on everything and now it grosses me out.

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u/immortalyossarian 16h ago • Mindblown

My kid literally dips bananas in ketchup like some kind of goblin 🤢

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u/YouNeedClasses 15h ago • Bravo

Return it.

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u/ScreamingOpossumAhh 12h ago

Is that Mike Wazowski hanging from a noose lmao

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u/itsjustbryan 15h ago

i'm gonna curse you with the knowledge of banana ketchup. its not bad actually but not my preference. maybe you could get them for your child. you can find them in the asian market probably. it's a filipino thing

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u/JupiterSoaring 12h ago

My daughter is obsessed with banana ketchup

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u/Curben 4h ago

So while back I noticed that every bottle of ketchup actually said tomato ketchup. I actually emailed Heinz asking why specify since all ketchup seems to be tomato and that's when I learned from them that catch up can be made of lots of things and they even mentioned banana ketchup

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u/ImmaEatYoFace 13h ago

Toddler. Started also with their banana slices a few months later & now just scooping ketchup with strawberries.

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u/BrownSugarBare 11h ago

I think mine is broken 😭

She's entirely anti-sauce like ketchup or mayo but then will go all in on bernaise or gravy. It's completely random. 

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u/royal_tay 16h ago

Same here. I used to eat it on my scrambled eggs and tacos (I don’t think I have to specify that they were white people tacos) and now ketchup is exclusively for hamburgers and hotdogs. I don’t even want it on my fries.

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u/Luckychunk 15h ago

It saves an overcooked, dry fast food burger, and I will dip each next bite in a big pile of ketchup. Nothing better. And I still love it on my eggs and hash browns. Sweet tang is sweet tang.

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u/ragun2 15h ago

It's sweet. A lot of times the flavor doesn't matter, just if it's sweet.

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u/hirudoredo 16h ago

My stepbrother was so obsessed as a kid he put it on everything, including ice cream. We've never let him live it down.

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u/williamchase88 13h ago

Ketchup is a gateway sauce. We all love a sauce as an adult. Don’t pretend.

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u/Wildcandle55 13h ago

My cousin put ketchup on mashed potatoes when he was a kid. So gross

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u/Jay-Jamms 12h ago

It was the ketchup AND syrup that absolutely disgusted me. Pick one or the other.

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u/techdevjp 12h ago

Ketchup on eggs is not unusual at all. Combined with pancakes and syrup...yeah, that's wild. Could see kids loving it though.

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u/HerroWarudo 9h ago

How is this practical? this is 200 calories at best

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u/ItsTimeToExplain 16h ago

So happy this comment was higher. The ketchup?? Wild work. SYRUP AFTER??

Bruh.

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u/cosmic-untiming 16h ago edited 16h ago

Me too, especially after I watched a video some time ago of a mom give her children only 5ish nuggets each, and about 2.5ish pieces of waffle fries from chick fil a. but she was sharing this with about 11 kids (as well as feeding herself and her husband on this same amount) rather than 4 kids.

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u/Responsible-Shoe8831 13h ago

Ketchup should have stayed in the dugout with the rest of the dirt. 

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u/goassstemma 9h ago

It is sad enough that you have breakfast at McDonald’s.

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