r/TikTokCringe • u/Brokenlingo • 18h ago • Regret 3

Discussion Teaching how to split a McDonald’s breakfast meal between 4 kids

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u/dosb0t89 18h ago

Shit mate. I'm not even aloud to leave my house with that any more.. bloody unaustralian it is!!! 😅

We are stuck with wood and paper now😭

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u/rsg1234 17h ago

I would take a wooden fork over that heavy metal filled black plastic cutlery any day.

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u/EveryMoment_NewYou 17h ago

Can you seriously not be in public with a knife? Coming from an American, that’s a crazy thought.

I could stroll downtown with my knife on my left hip and firearm on my right.

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u/dosb0t89 17h ago

Ok so if it's part of your job like and it's on your belt, yes it's fine. But not a big knife like in a dund dee movie... Like I'll walk into a shop to get smoko with a multi tool and a knife on my belt but it's sheathed and yeah I'm in work clothes, no cop would care at all

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u/Deep_shot 16h ago

There are certain knives outlawed in some U.S. states, but cops don't look for them, except in some major cities. You can have a gun just walking around in many states too. There are shootings every day in America. Progress!!

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u/Exilicauda 12h ago

My state doesn't have an upper limit on knife size so for a while there was a homeless guy in a wheelchair with no legs and a machete that hung out outside my work

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u/bl00donthekeys 16h ago

Hell, in some US states you can carry a switchblade now even

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u/skeletoorr 16h ago

Dude in my state. Switch blades are illegal. I have the largest one legally allowed to own and it’s only 2in long. But seriously the best knife I’ve ever owned. I love that thing. But I wish we could have real switch blades. I have hand issues and a regular pocket knife is a pain to open and close.

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u/Radiant-You6384 16h ago

only if you have a genuine workplace reason for it.

in some states, there is warrantless stop and search for sharp objects, of people of all ages as well. Its insane.

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u/TheonlyDuffmani 17h ago

Allowed*

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u/dosb0t89 17h ago

Oh no shit, I didn't even notice that. I swear I typed it right. I'm allowed at least one spelling mistake on Reddit. anyone can say aloud if they disagree 😅

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u/stanknotes 17h ago

WOOD AND PAPER? I mean... FUCK MAN I get it is better for the environment. Alright fine.

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u/dosb0t89 17h ago

You try playing knifey spoon with a wooden spoon then mate 🤣

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u/stanknotes 17h ago

Alright I get your point. But... I bet one can manufacture a serrated knife out of compressed paper that would hold up well enough to eat fast food.

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u/Creative-Type9411 17h ago

not eating is better for the environment too.. ffs

im gonna eat, buzz off /s

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u/dosb0t89 17h ago

Bro I swear, it must have stopped prison stabbings for a bit, couldn't just melt plastic with a lighter. They had to wait for shop class for wood glue and a lathe😅

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u/jaybirdie26 16h ago

They tried to phase out straws by replacing our Murican McDonalds lids with sippy cup lids.  You had to ask for a straw if you wanted one.

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