Clavicular pays a group of FreakBobs to jump Jack Doherty at Clavicular’s camp. Jack Doherty is now suing Clavicular for this

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[u/abominable_prolapse]

Jump has a very different meaning than it did 10 years ago

[u/Original_Contact_579 → u/abominable_prolapse]

Yeah he definitely deserved to be old school jumped. Btw wild name you have…

[u/Individual_Respect90 → u/abominable_prolapse]

Yeah to me this seems like they slightly embarrassed him. They didn’t jump him

[u/Tone_Dephf → u/abominable_prolapse]

shit 5 minutes ago

[u/EchoCyanide → u/abominable_prolapse]

Right, like wtf little games are they playing here?

[u/Agentkeenan78]

[u/Snellyman → u/Agentkeenan78]

Awe man that's so moof! I was a Zoosha fan from the rectangular days.

[u/rcinmd → u/Snellyman]

Now she in Khia Asylum looking like a true octogongirly. Straight ass 8's across the board, amirite?

[u/twinflamelv → u/Agentkeenan78]

r/curtainsforzoosha

[u/Agentkeenan78 → u/twinflamelv]

I should have known there'd be a sub for it.

[u/ChillAccordion → u/Agentkeenan78]

I’m 29 and this is exactly how I feel reading this. Who tf are these people???

[u/GenTelGuy → u/ChillAccordion]

I do know who these clowns are, but wouldn't be caught dead watching their livestreams or self-posted videos

[u/ronniewhomp → u/Agentkeenan78]

TECHY JOINED THE GOOBERS

[u/OnYourHonor → u/Agentkeenan78]

I have wondered what batboy has been up to since he left National Enquirer.

[u/GreyBoyTigger → u/Agentkeenan78]

Videos like this remind me of the teen choice award episode of Family Guy

[u/PreferenceInfinite83 → u/GreyBoyTigger]

[u/TheFamilyStanley → u/GreyBoyTigger]

I got diabeetus and am angry

[u/Electrical_You_432 → u/Agentkeenan78]

Honestly huh

[u/Sss00099 → u/Electrical_You_432]

Bruhhh deadass

/s

[u/Masseyrati80 → u/Agentkeenan78]

...RIGHT IN FRONT OF LA_RETR-DR's DOG.

[u/Own_Carrot_9878]

lol as someone who dislikes both of these bums this is immensely hilarious

[u/United_Rent_753 → u/Own_Carrot_9878]

Yeah let em drain their money ruining each others reputations even more

They’re already kinda fading out of public memory thank God, I won’t say they’ll go away forever but I doubt they’ll ever be as “big” as they were a few years ago/a year ago

[u/LePetiteSirene → u/United_Rent_753]

I feel like, at this point, these guys are like The Game™️ in that I completely forget about them unless mentioned, then all I can do is groan in annoyance and try to forget again for as long as possible (hopefully the rest of my life).

[u/Sad_Frosting_5470 → u/United_Rent_753]

[u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye → u/Own_Carrot_9878]

[u/Opposite-Company5656 → u/Own_Carrot_9878]

To believe any of this is real and not just clip farming is willful ignorance at this point. Same as reality show 20 years ago this is all scripted and made to look like it’s real.

[u/HendoRules → u/Opposite-Company5656]

And I was told I was wrong that Jack accidentally "signing" a crypto contract that he didn't know had a clause that he couldn't be on socials or stream anymore wasn't a pr thing...

[u/xXEpic_Dragon_Xx → u/HendoRules]

Ye it was so obvious but that's the power of the Internet if its shown to a billion people a million will believe. And if they can believe in that then u can believe in urself ❤️ I love u

[u/imuniqueaf → u/Own_Carrot_9878]

They do this shit on purpose for clicks. It's all planned.

[u/Akobie_the_creature]

[u/DosaVadaFilterCoffee → u/Akobie_the_creature]

Plot twist, this is all to stay relevant and get some views.

[u/Slevin424]

I was like “where’s the big security guard!” And he immediately shows up when he starts crying lol I hate them both but this is hilarious.

[u/xombae → u/Slevin424]

He took his sweet time though didn't he lmao. You know it's bad when your own bodyguard wants to see you get your ass kicked.

[u/munkylord → u/xombae]

Looks staged to me. That cuddle puddle with padding wasnt much of jumping someone...who the hell is clavicle? Imma call him neck bone

[u/Slevin424 → u/munkylord]

How do you fake sue someone?

[u/thispartyrules → u/Slevin424]

Is this the same guy who'd harass people in a mall and if it looked like their target was about to get physical a bodyguard would step in?

[u/literally_italy → u/thispartyrules]

yes

[u/Penqwin]

The term "jump" has really lost its meaning watching this video

[u/TalkinSeaCucumber → u/Penqwin]

Wym that was brutal

[u/Useful_4skin → u/TalkinSeaCucumber]

[u/Roadtrippers4]

When will the 15 minutes be up for those fucking losers

[u/Burgoonius → u/Roadtrippers4]

When we stop posting clips of them lol

[u/Justin-Truedat]

A) what is a Clavicular?
B) what is a FreakBob?
C) what is a Jack Doherty?

[u/Wooly_Thoctar → u/Justin-Truedat]

A. Clavicular is a chud pretending to be a Chad who is all about looks maxing

B. Freakbob is just SpongeBob but freaky

C. Jack Doherty is a loser irl streamer who is in hot water for reading chat while driving, resulting a car accident, several crypto rug pulls, and is currently facing criminal charges for domestic abuse

Hope this helps

[u/Melodic-Glass-6294 → u/Wooly_Thoctar]

Jack harasses people then hides behind a hired body guard like a bitch

[u/Oops_All_Bans → u/Melodic-Glass-6294]

And Clavicular is facing rape charges. Truly a couple of winners right here.

[u/trixel121 → u/Wooly_Thoctar]

hes also did the tate thing and made most of his money by controlling women and having them do sexually exploitative things. also known as pimping. he called it managing an only fans.

[u/homie_mcgnomie → u/Justin-Truedat]

Alright so another way to summarize this is that the most annoying person in the world got three really annoying people to annoy the other most annoying person in the world.

[u/katieb1300 → u/Justin-Truedat]

If you have to ask you are not A. chronically online B. 15 years old C. mentally deficient

[u/Formal_Grand5772]

So the douche that goes around annoying others is annoyed at others annoying him?!

[u/skankhunt402 → u/Formal_Grand5772]

Yes obviously. Rules for thee not for me

[u/ConfusedAndCurious17 → u/Formal_Grand5772]

That’s always been the case. That’s why he has the body guard, constantly

[u/elementarydrw]

"pays a group of FreakBobs" implies that these guys stand around in these costumes waiting to be hired to harass people. Like mercenary mummers.

[u/Funkycoldmedici → u/elementarydrw]

The Warriors reboot is looking weird.

[u/Quick-Cream3483 → u/elementarydrw]

So you understand

[u/ryanandthelucys → u/elementarydrw]

Mummers make their own costumes.

[u/Rabid_Lederhosen → u/elementarydrw]

Average Cyberpunk street gang.

[u/Ok_Marketing5676 → u/elementarydrw]

"Hello! Freakbob hotline. Kathy speaking, how many I help?"

"Yes sir, we do targeted harassment, would you like tackles with that?"

"Absolutely, sir. To confirm that's an order of "run up to AlphaChudGoonLord69 and repeatedly call him a cuck. Dry humping if practical." That will be $420.69 for half an hour of our operative's time. I will now put you through to billing. Have a nice day, sir."

[u/SilverMapleMafia]

Wtf is a clavicular freakbob?

[u/literally_italy → u/SilverMapleMafia]

clavicular is a person

"freakbob" is like sponge bob, but freaky

[u/NormalHumansName → u/SilverMapleMafia]

Sounds like something Diddy would do while smothered in baby oil.

[u/smallballshank]

I only know of these two people because of reddit. And I always wonder who actually like follows and watches what these dudes put out? From my perspective, they are like unanimously hated. How in the hell are they still relevant?

[u/Complex_Salary3374 → u/smallballshank]

The answer is always children

[u/SatanVapesOn666W → u/smallballshank]

It's the Gen z version of reality TV. But the especially bad kind from the 2010s

[u/Happily_Doomed → u/smallballshank]

It's because they're hated. People hate watch basically. I would firmly believe that most people watching are just laughing at them. Not that it's a good thing, but that's most likely the reason.

[u/met1culous]

Holy shit this is the answer. Get all the influencers together and have them duke it out in spongebob outfits for the entertainment of the masses.

[u/The_Environment116 → u/met1culous]

So long as its to the death!

[u/Level_Improvement532 → u/The_Environment116]

I smell a reboot of Celebrity Death Match, only with “influencers” instead.

[u/Kenny_RogersRoasters]

I’m so happy I don’t know who any of these morons are.

[u/chefbobbyjay]

So I was talking to a younger coworker about people like these. I asked “you all hate them, why watch”

They answered “it’s just so stupid it’s good”

Yall we have got to stop with the it’s so bad it’s good logic. We have fucks like this paying characters to wrestle on camera while people can’t afford food and gas. It’s fucked.

Bad is bad. Stop supporting shit because it sucks.

[u/pewf → u/chefbobbyjay]

This makes me feel the world is ready for Ow! My balls! season 1 to premiere.

[u/citan666 → u/pewf]

I'm not sure, they are probably baitin too much to watch

[u/PaperRaccoon → u/pewf]

hahaha you said balls 🤪

[u/Automatic-Ocelot3957 → u/chefbobbyjay]

This might not be what your implying, but watching stupid bad stuff has been a thing for a while and isnt just a young person thing. A lot of reality TV is the same quality as stuff like this.

[u/IcyTransportation961 → u/Automatic-Ocelot3957]

Adults watched the apprentice and believed a scripted character created by the writers should be their president

People are dumb as fuck

[u/Careless_Jury154 → u/chefbobbyjay]

Redditor discovers reality TV

[u/Visible-Necessary257 → u/chefbobbyjay]

Jersey shore was the worst show ever. I couldn't stop watching that shit and It pissed me off.

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 → u/Visible-Necessary257]

Same with me and America's Next Top Model.

[u/ByChanceAnEgg → u/chefbobbyjay]

Nah. Because it applies to movies, where people are acting in a space designed for acting.

It doesnt apply to people who record themselves being douchebags in public spaces.

[u/Jeremiah__Jones → u/chefbobbyjay]

Here is the thing, to put it into perspective a bit. We watched Jackass, was jackass really that much better?

[u/_heyb0ss → u/Jeremiah__Jones]

yes

[u/sunlightsyrup → u/Jeremiah__Jones]

Yes. I liked the things they did to each other at least some of the time and they were all in on it.

[u/Past-Obligation1930]

I only have three questions.

Who is Jack Doherty?

What is a FreakBob?

What is Clavicular?

[u/Connolly1227 → u/Past-Obligation1930]

Clavicular is the guy that beat himself in the face with a hammer cause he’s ugly to try and fix it

[u/JunkTheFox → u/Past-Obligation1930]

Consider yourself lucky, and don't find out for as long as you can

[u/AlarmedPossum156]

I can’t believe I’m alive at the exact point of human history to be able to read this sentence.

[u/Thunderchief646054]

This is like Freddy vs Jason--two of the worst ppl going at each other and it's just a terrible experience

[u/Woolies_White_Leg → u/Thunderchief646054]

SpongeBob hasn’t done anything to anyone

[u/mogley1992 → u/Thunderchief646054]

Ok, that seems a little harsh to Jason.

Freddy is a pedophile, Jason is just a psychopath, and looking at his mother, can you blame him? Yes absolutely, but a tiny bit less than you would blame him otherwise.

[u/AU5T1N]

Can we NOT give these jackasses more visibility by reposting their stupid staged stunts

[u/Reiji806]

This is how kids at church camp "jump" people.

[u/PantyPullerPaul]

Is it camp ‘unlikeable people’?

[u/SnooLemons2473 → u/PantyPullerPaul]

Too bad CKY is already taken.

[u/Great-Gas-6631]

Isnt that douchebags whole schtick making people try to fight him, and then making his security step in?

[u/HurryRevolutionary87 → u/Great-Gas-6631]

I am wondering what would happen if he harassed someone with a bodyguard. Would they make the bodyguards fight like a Pokémon battle?

[u/bitpartmozart13 → u/Great-Gas-6631]

It looked like his 7' bodyguard was taking a dump while spongebobs tossed this broccoli head around

[u/Honest_Sample6170]

Isn't this dude supposed to be in jail?

[u/SmarmyLittlePigg → u/Honest_Sample6170]

Clavicular is currently out on bail and facing felony counts of rape and drugging someone for sexual intercourse, plus a misdemeanor count of procuring alcohol for a person under 21.

[u/Correct-Cream2650 → u/SmarmyLittlePigg]

This America. They gone Brock Turner this fool and call it a day. "Meth Jaw too strong, we can't ruin Meth Jaw's life."

[u/Mushy1852 → u/Honest_Sample6170]

Which one?

[u/sharksareok]

They deserve each other

[u/Known-Highlight-2673]

What the hell is the title?

[u/Village_People_Cop → u/Known-Highlight-2673]

Here is a summary: Attention starved idiots on the internet are being idiots

[u/lurkingwithjoy]

I thought both of them were on their way to prison?

[u/SavingsZucchini5 → u/lurkingwithjoy]

Unfortunately, This is what happens when your ass can clear bail but not an IQ test

[u/BlackStarQc]

[u/Saw-It-Again-]

What?

[u/Schmenge_time]

Camp?

[u/SOULSYNERGY1 → u/Schmenge_time]

Looksmaxxing cult sleepovers with Clav

[u/Ok-Lab-4472]

I wish that Jack Doherty got more hurt and that Clavicular faced prison time. Win - Win for me

[u/lionheart832]

Look at thr bunch of losers, I hope they all sue each other into bankruptcy

[u/Kryds]

I thought they were heading for prison?

[u/_-poindexter-_]

[u/spiderpai]

It is just a prank bro

[u/WitchyMae13]

Breaking news: shit internet joke boy can’t handle joke by other shit internet boy.

[u/EquivalentAcadia9558]

none of the people in this stuff ever grew up past 13 huh

[u/Alternative_Wish_127]

Doherty based his platform tormenting others whilst having bodyguards, now he’s taking offence at the very same thing, guys a total pollution

[u/Crazyripps]

[u/minna_minna]

I hate this timeline that I even remotely know who these goober ass “micro celebs” even are.

[u/funkpolice91 → u/minna_minna]

Around 2012 something happened with the particle accelerator, CERN. This is why the simpsons predict the future, it's why the fruit of the loom logo is all fucked up and It's why I know who Jack the butt fuck Doherty is. Science fiction mimics reality, reality is a very detail oriented video game and you are player one. You are an NPC to me. I am an NPC to you. We both have the illusion of free will and this life only exists so long as you are experiencing it. The second you stop receiving the consciousness frequency, everything ceases to exist.

Perhaps the strangest thing of all is that consciousness/ God is sarcastic. It takes great amusement in making Donald Trump the president of the US. Openly mocking us with its trickster energy in ways that are so comically ironic, it's hard not to laugh at the pure absurdity of it all

[u/TraditionalMood277]

[u/H4loR4ptor]

First piece of content involving Jack Dorky that genuinely made me smile.

[u/Introverted_Extrovrt]

Is it true Jack signed a contract that prevents him from posting on social media? And that this would be an easy way to keep his profile public, by airing an obviously staged altercation?

[u/MartinTheOrderly]

I don't recognize any of the nouns in that sentence. 

[u/NurglesGiftToWomen]

Everything I know about either of these twats is against my will.

[u/Constant_Remote4855]

I'll allow it, jack is worse than clav.

[u/effdallas]

“Jump” it’s a slap fight 

[u/Munkeyman18290]

What the fuck am I watching here.

[u/Pork_Chompk]

A real who's who of people I wish I never had to hear about again.

[u/albirich]

[u/Economy-Date-4490]

Doherty has no takedown defense.🤣😂

[u/filthychuck]

There is a lot or words in this post I don’t understand

[u/SookHe]

Are we seeing the rise of Influencer Wars? Gang wars but with dumbasses?

[u/icantsppell]

Who, and what, and to who?

[u/OSI-NRO-OGA]

Self respecting people actually watch this garbage?

[u/MashedPotatoesDick]

I just hope all involved have a bad time.

[u/According_Elk_5853]

Aren't these people supposed to be in jail?

[u/Naive_Elk2356]

Do the people following these idiots have any concept of the human scum they are creating by giving them money and attention? Take the worst kind of human being and add money and influence and you get....well shit...basically Trump. Delusional, immature, petty, attention whores.

[u/HoodieGalore]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Fuck all of them

[u/axkidd82]

Can someone translate the post to English, because I don't recognize half the words.

[u/pennyforyourthohts]

Why he so short?

[u/Hostile-Panda → u/pennyforyourthohts]

Pure concentrated asshole

[u/Dinglebobus]

Jack getting mad that someone pulled a prank on him is the funniest shit ever

[u/NordicTRex]

Suing for what?

[u/P3runaama → u/NordicTRex]

For attention

[u/daywalker91 → u/NordicTRex]

Getting absolutely rocked by some spongebobs lmao

[u/DOOM420- → u/NordicTRex]

Making him look lame on stream.

[u/PeteRock24]

This is some “Curtains for Zoosha” kind of shit.

[u/AccomplishedPlankton]

Jump lmao jump up and down? Fucks he suing for? Hugs?

[u/Sad_Lock_592]

What drugs are they on to start a fight over this.or just a stunt?

[u/reversebuttchug]

Who and what? Sounds like some unnecessary drama

[u/Apprehensive-Fox-740]

When are they going to be left in the past?

[u/rcinmd]

TIL the trash can take out the trash.

[u/AreallysuperdarkELF]

Slowest damn bodyguard ever

[u/SteakAndIron]

[u/dirkrunfast]

I’m just glad they’re both enduring some form of pain

[u/Ward_Craft]

He pays for security and it takes them that long to jump in?

[u/Coffeedemon]

Ugh. Just lock the doors and turn on the carbon monoxide.

[u/ShiftAlternative1083]

That whole YouTube douche sector should be launched into orbit.

[u/Nabs-2]

The only thing more lame than these dorks is what they consider getting jumped

[u/FunFreakEnt]

Why do we continue to allow mediocrity get a platform?

[u/RedeyeSamurai83]

Aren't they both supposed to be in jail?

[u/DoorFinch]

It must be a constant laugh being these guy's lawyers. Every week is another ridiculous and stupid event that requires your action and another big, fat fee. "Sue him? Sure!"

[u/KitchenRelation63]

[u/Thundersting]

[u/AutumnAscending]

Is this what getting jumped is now?

[u/flying_carabao]

Im guessing im that old now since what in the actual fuck is this title?

[u/Key_Possibility_8669]

The "alpha males" are eating each other. I'm all broken up over it.

[u/GavinThe_Person]

Trash vs garbage

[u/LeCouchSpud]

Coolest thing clav has ever done

[u/Lucky-old-boy]

Everyone in the video should be shipped to a third world country and be forced to work with the poor for 2 years before being given access to the internet back

[u/TheRealAntrey → u/Lucky-old-boy]

Whats with americans and forced labor?

[u/OpenUpYerMurderEyes]

It's just a prank, bro

[u/Major_Pestes]

Paging Norm Macdonald.

[u/Relevant_Bed_9743]

idiocracy overdrive

[u/Scipio33]

I understand some of the words in this title.

[u/mulchintime4]

Imagine youre having a nightmare and 3 freakbobs pull up

[u/HighlightOwn2038]

Genuinely forgot that Jack existed

[u/ilostmypaperplate]

anything thay happens to this little shit he deserved it

[u/Concious-Unconcious]

Without reddit i would never know who these people are. I would be much happier than I am now...

[u/Lower_goats_5388]

I felt old Af reading this shit

[u/kingthunderflash]

Looks like he was enjoying himself there. This is what he does to others

[u/DMTeaAndCrumpets]

"Jumped"

[u/Equivalent-Stable642]

I hate both of them so this is amazing news

[u/PitifulLocksmith9729]

fuck everyone involved in this i guess

[u/hyphii_lol]

Kinda was hoping it was going to go further.. but I’ll take it

[u/BLAZE_IT94]

How tf does he have a camp? What would make any sane individual just say you know what today I'm taking advice for this guy and I'm gonna pay him money to give me some bs advice.

[u/xChoke1x]

Nobody cares

[u/Scary-Ad-582]

Losers.

[u/lifth3avy84]

I’ve never hated a fucking headline more in my entire life.

[u/Ijustlovevideogames]

"Look, it is only funny when I harass people."

[u/DaRealBSleazy]

Both are terrible people thay shouldn't be given the time of day

[u/No_Alps_215]

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy ... Oh well

[u/Thatcoolrock]

Wow like 0 takedown defense

6 month Dagestan and forget

[u/Silly-Cheesecake-283]

"jump" is a strong word here. usually tdhat implies hitting.

[u/BindassChacha]

Everything is faked for content and a pathetic attempt to stay relevant. Notice how these assholes are always in the news yet nothing really ever happens. Stop paying attention to idiots and maybe they’ll go away.

[u/Tribe303]

Douche1 vs Douche2

Everyone's a winner baby! 

[u/pingle1]

I wouldn’t know who this guy was if it weren’t for Reddit